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About Me

Deeds not Words

Hello, my name is Ace Hunter. My friends just call me Hunter. I am the Commander of an elite super-army of the future. We are currently recruiting for the next generation of MegaForce warriors. Eligible men and women must be handy with the Rubic's Cube and be willing to leap from airplanes, at night, in or on your vehicles. Applicants must also look fantastic in gold or silver spandex. It doesn't matter where you are from; we have an armpatch for everyone. Mine is the American flag. Suki wears that of Japan. Dallas wears a confederate flag, but he's from Texas. If you are unphased by extreme laser fire and unperturbed by pussy tanks, you may just be right for MegaForce. And that's the way it is.

About MegaForce: Despite official denials by leaders of the free world, sources now confirm the existence of MegaForce. A phantom army of super-elite fighting men whose weapons are the most powerful science can devise. Their mission: To preserve freedom and justice, battling the forces of tyranny and evil in every corner of the Globe.

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My Interests

Weapons, weapon systems, motorcycles that can fly, Command Bases that put the pyramids to shame, computers, women, tanks, lasers, rockets, parachutes, looking fantastic in battledress or killer formalwear, Rubic's cubes, Gambia, Sardoon, loving them (most of the time) in blue, Operation Hook Line and Sinker, holograms, strategy, tactics, and headbands. I have also been craving shizu leaves for the past three weeks.

I'd like to meet:

Other super-elite fighting men. Princesses of small desert countries. The kinds of officers that make bivouacking in the woods seem downright desirable. And Guerrera, so I can get back my lighter.

Music:

Bands that sound like journey, Frehley's Comet, 707, Asia, Europe, general 80's rock tunes, whatever the soundtrack is. Manowar. Valient Thorr. Bad Wizard. The Darkness.

Movies:

MegaForce, Patton, the Big Red One, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, the Great Escape, movies about super-elite fighting men.

Television:

I only like holographs.

Books:

Sun Tsu, the Art of War; Miyamoto Musashi, Book of Five Rings; weapons systems manuals; An Illustrated History of Headbands.

Heroes:

Dallas, Suki, Mozart, Ivan, and all the other members of MegaForce.

My Blog

Mutant Rat Invasion

Posted for Ford "Angry Baby Monkey" Austin, a friend of Megaforce: (PRWEB) August 20, 2007 -- Indie film star Ford Austin and Hollywood celebrity/actor Randal Malone have been cast opposite each other...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

It’s not OK to look

These computer ads for Match.com are weird. You know the ones: some babe is dressed for a party, or two girls are in their pj's, but having a ball reading something on the computer, biting ...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

Blogs bring out the worst in people.

Can you imagine any of the people who talk shit in blog comments actually saying the things they do to peoples' faces? They wouldn't, and probably couldn't. I can't decide if it's funny or...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

Valient Thorr live

Posted By:MarkGGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

"I don't want your photograph"

I am beginning to think that photography may be the boringest thing ever. I had no idea that there were so many amateur and semi-professional photographers taking so many bad photos. I can...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST

Some more gay shit on myspace

Myspace has too much of: 1. Filmstrips of impromptu moments in the pay-em photo booth. 2. Lame captions for photos like "is my desire not your emerald temptation" or some b.s.. 3. Mu...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST

Summer Ops

MegaForce Personnel: This summer will be busy. I need you all to begin honing your skills at deception, karate, ninja training, strategy, warcraft, cybernetics, and the like. We are quietly working on...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beware the S.S.T.F.

Megaforce personnel; We have been challenged by the Super Squad Tactical Force, or the S.S.T.F. They claim to have cracked Egg's computer codes and stolen both our motorcycle wing technology a...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Standards

MegaForce does not accept requests from obviously fake people. Just because we are a phantom army does not mean that the members of this elite organization themselves are phantoms. If you are some ass...
Posted by Ace Hunter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST