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About Me

nor cal transplant to ventura, ca film student (whore) looking for work money is dirty so you should send all yours to me stuff, emptying pools, playing with sampson, getting the bird back, i should be writing a paper right now, skitching rides from semi trucks and mini vans, color reversal film, almond joys, my new razor phone because its going to get fucked up real soon, headbands, red white and blue, taking pikters, not driving to la, finding useful things in dumpsters, bard st, i need new shoes, games of pool at the star lounge, not going to dargans, getting kicked out of dargans, documentaries, BMX , chewing on stuff, music is always good, food, staying up late and waking up early. this list is a piece of shit... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

interesting things that interest me. bmx photography head band tans whoring myself out whoring my friends out winning the lottery pbr whiskey bent nights hanging out with the bird 10=WIN

I'd like to meet:

playmates.. " wait, i already did.too loose at some mansion with a "grotto".. "

Music:

pretty much most things that sound good to me. some are pedro the lion, the rentals, aphex twin, at the drive-in, jets to brazil, the dismemberment plan, the promise ring, mogwai, shellac, modest mouse, mars volta, sparta, piebald, the imps, the starlight mints, trackstar, the juliana theory, lucero, fat wally and the beaverton johnsons, grandaddy, dinosaur jr, beck, the tight bros from way back when, the weakerthans, superchunk, archers of loaf, murs, buck 65, and some other random hip hop.

Movies:

anything with some kid riding a bike. full metal jacket, eternal sunshine, cast away, blue velvet, the celebration, gummo, band of brothers thats all i can thinkof

Television:

is not as good anymore

Books:

i cant read or spell my name

Heroes:

dad

My Blog

PCH

oct 29thventura to chico.it looks like a pretty nice ride all that way along the PCH.im gettin ready. hopefully nat will join me.10 days on a bike along the coast sounds better than a cold glass of aw...
Posted by bard on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

grad you ate ed

cool, so now im graduated.thanks to everyone who helped in planning and exicuting the awesome gnar-b-que.lots of food in our fridge and i bought a slingshot, two dvds, a jump drive and an air horn tod...
Posted by bard on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST

chico

spray painted faceblack foottwoyou a scared motherfucker? go to church!impounded carphone drowned in beerblacked outdirt padbuck nightfightsburrito pukehangoverchristmas eve drunken mess with family a...
Posted by bard on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

i heard this story tonight

this guy stops by his god fathers house to get a rose from the front yard.the landlord comes out and asks him whats going on.landlord: what are you picking the roses here for?guy: i just want this one...
Posted by bard on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

nat just made

mashed food and its in the freezer.my back hurts like a son of a bitch.new things are interesting to get used to.i was supposed to be in chico right now, but the powers that be say that i have unfinis...
Posted by bard on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

san diego is for yuppies

aside from all the yuppies and rich kids, san diego was rad.lucero played good music.and the beer was flowing like a 17 year old emo.. kids tears.i kicked some big ass guy in the legs a few times whil...
Posted by bard on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

snakes on a

PLANEsee itenjoy itlove itbecause if you dont.there will be snakes in your bed right now.honestly, i will have dreams about it tonight.and i will love thembecause its MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHER...
Posted by bard on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST

finally there is

some good weather. and clean clothes. i want a dog.
Posted by bard on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:06:00 PST

houses and rodents

finally got a new place with dad and danny. the windows are sealed shut with paint and you could push the walls over. sampson might have a new friend. a male ferret may be joining the family. he is on...
Posted by bard on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:27:00 PST

socal is better than nebraska (not by much though)

post production has begun. assistant editor i am. back massages to john brewer i will give. fuck post production. i dont like computers, typing or heterosexual back massages. however, i do like duce q...
Posted by bard on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:06:00 PST