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About Me

Okay first off, I am the original, the one and only, often imitated but never duplicated, Ninja Rabbit! The lonesome Warrior, the sneaky shadow, the white rabbit of Death. Some people say i'm the Devil himself, to others I am.....something else. I'm probably the only "Real" Ninja in the whole "Myspace" universe. Others may think they can carry the mantle of the Rabbit, but in the end, they all taste my sword.
Now secondly, I'm wild as all hell. Seriously. I'm a fighting, drinking, smoking, gambling, cursing, toy collecting, porn loving, tattoo having freak, and I was put on this Earth to have as much fun as possible. I wanna kiss the sky and taste the mutha fuckin rainbow. I'm an insomniac and although I am a fantastic chef, I hardly ever eat. I'm Irish, Scottish, and American Indian. Because like all white people, my ancestors liked to fuck the Indians. I'm not the least bit religious, but i'm extremely spiritual. I absolutly hate organized religion. I like animals way more than people. Mainly because they are incapable of lying. I am a very strong advocate for the decriminalization of marijuana.I'm just a simple man, who enjoys simple things, but I strive to be better than I am. What man is a man, if he does not try to make the world better?I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake, I am the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. I like to fornicate on stolen antique furniture. I like to build anatomically correct snow-people and I eat cheese. Alot. In fact, whenever I visit someone's home, I always sample their cheese. I'm legally insane and can produce signed documents from the State to verify this. Seriously. I have more disorders and syndromes than you can shake a "crazy" stick at. They aren't scary or anything, just quirky. OCD, ADD, RLS, and not to mention one hell of an impulse control problem. I don't like spiders or truffles and i'm not too found of clowns.Sometimes, I go to the circus just to throw things at the clowns. Like Bullets.
My main goal in life is to raise the dead, turn them loose on you fuckers, and then spend the rest of my days growing marijuana and sending the living dead back to the grave.
And lastly, I can smoke more weed than you. Yes, ALL of you. And i'm not very shy about the fact.
Now bring me some purple soda.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rabbit
Birthday: 8-27-78
Birthplace: Dallas, Texas
Current Location: Right here.
Eye Color: Icy Blue.
Hair Color: Blonde, sometimes a little darker.
Height: 5,11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, American Indian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse All-stars.
Your Weakness: Short girls with green eyes and green marijuana.
Your Fears: Sure, I tell you then you tell some people and they tell some people and pretty soon everybody knows. So, no, i'm not telling.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Tomatoes, and maybe a few olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to raise the dead. Seriously.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Send Nude Photos. Please. :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh no, not this shit again.
Your Best Physical Feature: I supposedly have really nice eyes, but they don't have super powers or anything.
Your Bedtime: One word.........insomnia.
Your Most Missed Memory: Those two weeks in December.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke forever.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck both. Burger Street all the way.
Single or Group Dates: No dates at all, thank you.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dosen't matter to me.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rasberry, fool.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Doesn't matter to me either.
Do you Smoke: Constantly.
Do you Swear: Fucking constantly.
Do you Sing: When I feel the need.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course.
Have you Been in Love: Love? Never heard of the stuff.
Do you want to go to College: I went, it didn't take. So I left.
Do you want to get Married: I did. Once. For about a minute.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends, on how fast you swing me around.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on the mood, sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I have a vigorous routine of Nitotine, Caffine, and THC. And sometime Alcohol too.
Do you get along with your Parents: 95% of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, I fucking adore them.
Do you play an Instrument: Sure, I play them all, just not very well.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I sure have.
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm smoking right now, if you'd pay attention. Ass.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Marijuana is not a drug. But yes, yes I have.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, thank you.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Maybe, are you following me?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, who the fuck does this?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish, I fucking love raw fish. And eggs, fish eggs are fucking spectacular.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only with your mom.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I quit dating. But thanks for bringing up old shit.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, but i'm sure I will this summer.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, and i'm not very remorseful about it either.
Ever been Drunk: Drunker than you? Yeah, i'm sure I have.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but I usually end up satisfying your every sexual urge 7 or 8 times a day. So it evens out.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but it took seven of them.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, ever been slapped for asking stupid questions?
How do you want to Die: Opium. Lots and lots of opium. And sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich and oversexed.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Black or Blonde
Short or Long Hair: I like short, but it doesn't really matter.
Height: Short, under 5'4.
Weight: In proportion.
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, as long as your clothes don't dictate how you act.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just about all of them. *checks* Yep.
Number of CDs I own: I don't wanna run in there and count them, like i'm sure some of you do. Let's just say I have more than you.
Number of Piercings: None, yet. But check back, i'm pretty spontaneous.
Number of Tattoos: Five, with more on the way.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not having enough patience.
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My Interests

Unbridled Passion, Music , Art, Reading, Fine Cigars, Photography, Writing , Sex, Hentai, Tattoos, Piercings, Girls with Mohawks, Pain, Evil, Beautiful Women's Feet, Purple Soda , Miso Soup, Sushi, Banzai Trees, Cacti, Goodtimes , Astral Projection, Decriminalization, Legalization, 4/20, Marijuana, Pot, Weed, Ganja, Reefer , Sticky Icky, Chronic, Maryjane, Hydro, Kind Buds, Blunts and Joints, Hash, Keef,

Legalize It Fuckers !!!!!!

LSD, Acid, Opium , Absinthe, Ether, Xanex, and the effects of them on the brain, Stickfas, Yetis , Killing legions of the Undead, Disc Golf, Lucky Charms, Porn, Ninjas , Werewolves, Zombies , Vikings, Monkeys, Lemurs, Giraffes, Pirates , Leather, Children of Darkness, Vampires , Lestat, Marius, Putting people I do not like into little holes in the ground, Having Adventures, Voodoo , Hand cuffs, Orange tic-tacs, Knives, BDSM, Being very very Naughty, Horses, Samurai , the Seven Deadly Sins, Japanese Culture and History,

(What it do, pengiuns?),

Drinking blood straight from the neck, Bondage, Hot Wax, Peaches, Time travel, Eating Bambi, Collecting Things, Pudding, the Fiddle, the Violin, the Digeridoo, Fucking around on the Computer, Saving the world, Anime , Driving Fast, Whips and chains, Outdoor Stuff, Weird Ass Shit, Going to Poolhalls and Bars, Ireland , Scotland, Holland, Black Magic, Alchemy , Becoming immortal, Stealing Things I Shouldn't...Like Religous Things, Slapping Nuns, Stealing Candy from Babies, Gettin drunk and shootin guns...Yeeehaw, Panty raids, Reading the Dictionary, Spoons, Exploring my multiple Personalities, Getting back at Jesus, Palm Reading, Tarot, Boston Terriers, Jell-o, Killing clowns, Not throwing up, Pandas, Laughing in the face of adversity, Mixed Martial Arts, Kung Fu, Ninjitsu , Muay Thai, Chinese Wushu, Jeet Kun Do, Jujitsu, the Keysi fighting method, Drunken Boxing, Smokin Trees , Premier League Soccor, Adidas, Video Games, Eating to continue my life functions, Peeing on your mom's favorite rug, Eating mashed potatoes through a straw, Rasberrys , Gothic Art, Stealing Your Girlfriends, Bongs & Pipes, Rodeo Klowns, Midgets, Trannies, Drag Queens, Goats, Penguins, Skunks, Head shops, Chewing on Tin-Foil, Comic-book Art, Conspiracies, Girls named Mary Jane , Girls named Ashley , Blonde girls named Alice , Naked Cartoon Characters, Spankings, Pornstars, Snowmen, Bunnies, Graveyards, Morgues , Abandoned Churches, Haunted and Creepy Places, Raising the DEAD, NOT Having My Heart Ripped Out, and Painting the Town RED ......Literally.

I'd like to meet:

I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies, I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.

- Audrey Hepburn

I know i'm really intriguing, but i'm not looking for anyone at the moment, except for Short Cute Stoner Girls, people who can hold an intelligent conversation, PORNSTARS that would like me to be in their movies, Artists who would like to collaborate, Drag Queens, cause they are more fun than the "normal" people, Punks who like to undermine the goverment, people from different parts of the world, especially Holland, Ireland, Scotland, Canada, and Japan, and people who love to smoke the marijuana.

Celebrities???
Well, i'd love to meet Isabella Sky, Ashley Robbins, and Liz Vicious! And of course, Penny Flame and Charlie Laine! And well, Monica Sweetheart, Belladonna, Gina Lynn, Nextdoor Nikki, Kelli Young, Heather Brooke, Teagan Presley, Vicki Vette, Ashton Moore, Taylor Rain, Sydnee Steele, Cassie Young, Brea Bennet, Carmen Luvana, Melanie Jagger, Jenna Haze, Britney Skye, Jana Cova, Aria Giovanni, Dani Wooward, Maria Bellucci, Avy Scott, Candy Manson, Amy Reid, Zafira, Anita Dark, Sativa Rose, Eva Angelina, Michelle Thorn, Laura Lion, Hayley Paige, Carol Goldnerova, Mandi Rose Fanelli, Caroline Cage, Memphis Monroe, Vanessa Cooper, Zsanett Egerhazi aka Vega Vixen aka SANDY, and the VERY famous Janine Lindmulder!

And WU-TANG CLAN!!!

Music:

I listen to almost anything. Gothic, Trance, Celtic, Industrail, Reggae, Acid punk, Acid jazz, Ambient, Classical, some Opera, Punk, Blues, Old Country, Indie, Heavy Metal, 60's, 70's, and 80's Rock, Hip-hop, Neo-goth, Trip-hop, Drum & Bass, Rap, Militant Rap.

Top Ten List.
(right now)
1. the Birthday Massacre
2. the Misfits
3. DFA 1979
4. the Dandy Warhols
5. MSI
6. Slayer
7. Flogging Molly
8. Gorillaz
9. Coldplay
0. Snake River Conspiracy

Movies:

I have over 250 DVDs and they cover alot of different genres.
Plus, I have a shit ton of porn.

Top Ten List.
1. the Protector
2. Vampire Hunter D
3. the Prestige
4. the Iron Giant
5. A Scanner Darkly
6. Mirrormask
7. the Maxx
8. Unbreakable
9. Legend
0. the Village

Television:

Chapelle Show, Simpsons, Dragonball, Samurai Jack, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who, Adult Swim, Futurama, Dragonball Z, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, Tom & Jerry, Harvey Birdman-Attorney at Law, Dragonball GT, Johnny Quest, Invader Zim, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Full Metal Alchemist, UFC, CSI, Heros, and my newest addiction Animal Documentaries....alot of them.

Books:

A Brief History of Time, The Magic Mirror of MC Escher, Piercing the Darkness, Biography of Tony Hawk, Anne Rice Novels, Best Lesbian Erotica, Maxim, Stuff, Prophecies of Nostradamus, the Picture of Dorian Grey, Batman: the Long Halloween, Palmistry Revealed, the Cool Guide to Amsterdam,

White Rabbit, Tales of Poe, Danger Girl, Batman:Knightfall, Club, Leg World, Mysteries of the Unexplained, The Universe in a Nutshell, the Art of Bartending, Phychology in the New Millennium, Anything on...., Physics, Algebra, Voodoo, Alchemy, Black Magic, the paranormal, Metaphysics, Philosophy, Anatomy, Chemistry, Biology, Quantum Mechanics, Biological Engineering, Mathmatical Probability, Paranormal Phychology, Drugs, and Sex.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P.)

Trent Reznor, Lestat de Lioncourt, M.C. Esher, H. R. Giger, M. Night Shyamalan, Albert Hoffmann, Bob Marley, Timothy Leary, Salvador Dali, Leonardo Da Vinci, Marius, Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Botticelli, Johnny Cash, John Wayne, George Burns, Batman, Aquaman, Stephen Hawking, Rick James, Albert Einstein, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Tony Jaa, and Rasputin .

My Blog

God damn robots?

So, my psychologist and I were discussing paranoid delusions,and we got on the subject of "the robot theory".Which, if you don't know,is the idea that everyone on the planet is a robot but you,a...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

Ninjas vs. Pirates?

Apparently there has been this huge war going on.I didn't know how serious it was.Ninjas vs. Pirates?I'm sure you can tell which side i'm on.Fuck pirates!Ninjas will win every god damn time, and you k...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

This evenings revelation?

Parties are sooooooooooooo dull now days.And where did they get these conversation topics?My god, I must have dozed off, and now i'm in the twilight zone.*pinches self*Nope, still here.Maybe i'll just...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

What I think?

I think that it is very humorous the way the world works.We lie to ourselves as much, if not more, than we do to each other.We try to convince ourselves of little things we know not to be true, just t...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

My immediate future?

There is a window of opportunity that may be opening for me in a few weeks.It's not a very happy one but i think i'm going to take it.It looks like i'm being pushed in that direction anyway.Not by any...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

22 Questions about your Number 2?

I think this is the best survey I have ever taken.Especially when you know who my #2 is.Can you answer 22 questions about your number 2?DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

Doomed?

At some point the human race is going to end.We are very unlikely to get off this rock we live on now.So at some point, everything man has done,will be wiped from existance,and it will be like we neve...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

the Dream?

Can a person change their dreams?I think I might have, but not in a good way.At first the dreams were kinda realistic,but now, it's like they are just telling me what I want to hear.I know this, becau...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Back in the hole?

Well, St. Patrick's day was fun.Not more fun than I could handle but fun.Now it's back into the ol rabbit hole,until the next wonderful holiday,(which is 4/20 if your wondering),(which is MY fucking h...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

Green Eyes?

I have seen just about every shade of green today.Except for the one I really wanted to.Oh well, the day isn't over yet.But if I eat or drink anything else that's colored or dyed green,my stomach may ...
Posted by * Ninja Rabbit * on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST