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Aaron

Let the chips fall where they may

About Me


G'day my name's Aaron. -I work on planes that 'keep this world a safe place.' -Married the most beautiful and supportive woman in the world January of 06. Had our Honey Moon planned for Mexico with a stop in Texas to regroup with friends and family, but this was replaced with 3 months of staring at a hospital ceiling in a neck brace after a "High Speed Motor Vehicle Accident." This took up our day to day lives, with up to 6 physio therapist visits a week. -In that years census we were legally homeless. -I would not have progressed as far and as well as I have if it wasn't for Allyson. -That's not to forget friends and family. -Getting on with getting on, back at work now, which means and More Importantly: We made it home! -The crash has left me with a scattered memory, so if I don't remember you, hey, it's nothing personal.--The low down: I had a car wreck April of '06, broke my neck and back and bruised lungs, mangled arm (which really hurt by the way). Now I'm back to a basic normal, after some awesome life saving operations and having my beautiful wife by my bed side the whole time. Work picked up the bill, and 3rd party insurance will cover the rest.-- ----------
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My Interests

My interest used to be cars, but then one turned against me! ---------- ---------- CSI Spoof and she's Busted

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I'd like to meet:

Gandhi, I'd chat to him about world peace, then I'd challenge him to a duel. ----- ..code start--
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How will I die? Your Result: You will die in a car accident.

Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. Occasionally, this result stands for death in a plane crash. Do not fear transportation. Avoid becoming a hermit, you cannot escape fate.


You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will be murdered.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die while having sex.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die of boredom.
How will I die?
Create a Quiz ----------- You paid attention during 91% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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Music:

"100 greatest rock songs of the 90's" All else is vice! ---------- Dvda, Brian Boitano

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Movies:

Star Wars. Fight Club. All Quentin Tarantino movies. -------- Listen for the snap. Family Guy - Bugs Bunny Dies

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Television:


......... Monkey

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Books:

Of recent: 1984 & Past Mortem (a Ben Elton book).
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Heroes:

Running a bit thin on Heroes lately. It would be criminal if I didn't mention the Fire Fighters and Ambulance dudes for cutting me out of the car; and Bill Sears my neurosurgeon for saving my neck, Mark Hile for saving my hand, and of course Heather Taylor for getting my hand working again; Mike Allen too, for getting ME moving again. Ben Cass gets a 2ndary mention for mending my arm with a metal plate, but not a 1st mention because you made the screws to long! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BEN! Just kidding, I have no idea ;)

My Blog

NEW GSX1400

Picked up the new bike Saturday morning. '06 GSX 1400, 0km, Show Room Floor, to my drive way- 303kms. Silk doesn't get this smooth.    90-160km/hr a little faster than I expected goi...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST

Should I give a fuck? Child abuse.

..> Should I give a fuck about Child abuse? In this weeks edition of Should I Give a Fuck, I am going to tackle the issue of my neighbors who yell and scream their titts off at their kids.&...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:48:00 PST

Friends is family

Relating to the song which I just added: ICP, Juggalo Hommies. I didn't really know this song existed until about the time I crashed the car.  In times of long unbroken stares at the ceiling you ...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST

QUESTION AND ANSWER

Last week, I took time to write Ed a letter.  In it, I told him how my life could be better.  Waiting eagerly to read his reply... I had to let out an audible sigh. ...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

Chick's 4 month rule.

Having girl trouble? Here's some self help advice, fuckers.This is actually a reply to Chris's Blog about women and how they've all fucked him over.Life is a compromise my good man. That is to say, li...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST

Worth a thousand words.

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewIma ge&friendID=117481227&albumID=0&imageID=326602  ...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

Sick of Stupid Myspace Surveys

What does being french kissed, smoking weed, getting speeding tickets, sneaking around in your own home... and the like have ANYthing to do with life experiences?'What does the Sistine chapel smell li...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

Women's ass tattoos

A friend of mine pointed out an article in a magazine which stated, "80% of women with tattoos on the small of their back, take it up the ass." "The numbers don't lie!" Can anyone back this up?&n...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:33:00 PST

Corporate Zombie.

I have me a question.  If I was indeed attacked and bitten by a brainless Zombie while I was on vacation, do I return to normal when I go back to work 7am every day to do the same thing day in da...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

Not so free ring tones.

I've been getting these 'Browser Messages' on my phone at all hours of the night advertising free ring tones since February.  I thought they were from the phone company because they give fre...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST