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Alistar Dark

Founder, Leader, Mentor - Church Of Alistar

About Me

..Terror Cookie:
A Terror Cookie is a teen, aged 14-17 who hangs out at the local mall food court. The wear shitty makeup, such as the "crying eyeliner," "the evil eyeliner spider web" and the ever classic "the crow's awesome makeup". They hang out in food courts because they like to "scare old ladies" and "annoy the preppies" but really, they are looking for attention. They are nothing more than attention whores, not unlike the little camwhores that litter this website. Terror Cookies wear clothes (usually hoodies) that feature such amazing artists as KoRn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Cradle Of Filth. They (the terror cookies) feel the need to be "different" by copying the styles of Dani Filth, Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson) and other famous rock stars. Terror Cookies are also "depressed" and "suicidal" because thats what they feel the goth lifestyle is all about. They are also uneducated but come from a middle class family in the suburbs, because, living in the suburbs is so evil and vile that it spawns Terror Cookies... its just that evil
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Likes:
Murder
Death
Underage Prostitution
Video Games
Meeting girls at the playground
Necrophilia
Bondage
Music
Sex
Smoking Cigarettes...
Family Guy
Futurama
Suicide
Self Mutilation
Dislikes:
Idiots
Retards
Young girls who dress like sluts
Young girls who try to be punk/goth
Posers (see above)
People who try to be better than everyone else, If God wanted you to be as good as I am, he would have made you that way.
Mass Media....
People who belive individuality exists
People
Life
Sun
Heat
Atheists
Christians
Satanists
Wiccans
Any organized religion... Worshipping me is the only correct way to live.
Drugs
Alcohol
PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs... DiE PlEaSe

I'd like to meet:

Raven, James Mitchell

Music:

Type O Negative, Alice In Chains, Cradle Of Filth, AFI, Hopesfall, Opeth, Johnny Cash, Covenant, Funker Vogt, Shocore, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Duran Duran, Flock Of Seaguls, Killswitch Engage, Manson, Tea Party, Pink Floyd, MEATPANTS, Razed In Black, KMFDM/MDFMK, Dredg, Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant, Twisted Sister, Shadowsfall, Sentenced, Billy Idol, Rammstien, Nightwish, Theatre Of Tragedy, Sisters Of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, OhGr Apoptygma Berzerk, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Assemblage 23, Children Of Bodom, Sentenced, Moonspell, Lacuna Coil, David Bowie, Dimmu Borgir, Fear Factory, Front Line Assembly, Icon Of Coil, In Flames, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, My Dying Bride, Nine Inch Nails, The Prodigy, Sigur Rós, VNV Nation, Wumpscut,

Movies:

Evil Dead 1,2,3 (Army Of Darkness) Waynes World 1,2 House Of The Dead Bloodrayne Kung Pow: Enter The Fist Seven 12 Monkeys Nightmare Before Christmas Beetlejuice Pee Wee's Big Adventure Edward Scissorhands

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Lyndon LaRouche, Sun Myung Moon, L. Ron Hubbard, David Koresh, Rael, Marshall Applewhite, Shoko Asahara, Jim Jones

My Blog

New promo pictures will be available at the next show.

In the meantime... I got a sweet blog update that contains nothing worth reading.I checked out the recent MPW show.  Solid show, but, the main reason for the mention is to give a shout out to Bob...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

zOMG NEW BLOG ENTRY

Well, I hope everyone had a great Christmas.You know.. that tradition that everyone attributes to the birth of "Jesus" who, according to the gospel that so many people love to use for guidance shows ...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST

Saskatchewan Road Trip Is Over.

I just realized that I have not posted a blog in many many many days (and by days, I mean months) RCW's Saskatchewan Tour. Best time of my life.  Easily beats Ozzfest 2001.... Hell, even 2000, ...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST

Show this weekend

St. Albert Community Hall 17 Perron St. St. Albert Bell time - 2:30PM $12 at the door $10 in advance
Posted by Alistar Dark on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

Late update.. but an update nonetheless

Thorsby rodeo was a fucking riot. From setting off fireworks at 2am... to hanging in a hick bar, living the gimmick...  I mean... what kind of freak would hang out in a redneck bar with a goblet...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:23:00 PST

Living The Gimmick....

So, 3 shows this weekend. Drayton Valley.... what can I say about this show? Hell, all three shows... great... but I'll start with the one I enjoyed the most. Drayton Valley.  We performed at a...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:39:00 PST

Dates for the next little bit.

May 5th-Drayton Valley - Scouts Hall Doors@7pm - Show@7:45 6th-Evansburg - Royal Canadian Legion - Doors@7pm - Show@7:30pm 7th-St.Albert - Community Hall - Doors@2:30pm - Show@3:00pm ...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:26:00 PST

MPW Show

I decided to check out the MPW show this evening. Not too bad of a show. I know Brady and Inferno and Knight so, I figured I'd pay my $15 that I worked so hard for (30 minutes of work).  Small ...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:50:00 PST

March 17, 2006 - Leduc, Alberta

This was an abortion of a show.  You know one of those train wrecks that comes along once in a lifetime.  You see a 10 year old boy crossing the tracks, and out of nowhere a fucking Japanese...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

My Debut Match

My Debut Match With RCW 2nd match in - about 7 minutes into the show. So, there is my RCW debut.  I had a hell of a good time.  Really friendly group of people.  I had a boner the en...
Posted by Alistar Dark on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST