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Danielle

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About Me

Late on a frozen January night, I made my way into this wretched world of dispair to a grim discovery. I had been born alive... in the coldest month I could possibly pick. Go me!

Okay so I was going to go off on a tangent about how inutterably goth I am but I couldn't keep a straight face while typing so I guess I will just give you the less entertaining version of me.

I am:Neurotic but lovable...or so I am told. Cute but ungodly paranoid. A word geek and damn proud of it. Absolutely content at the moment...expect that to change the second I set foot back in school. SERIOUS!!! OH MY GOTH, I AM THE MOST SERIOUS PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I NEVER EVER EVAR JOKE ABOUT ANY...okay I give up, I take nothing seriously at all.

So that's me. Get to know me. You want to. Oh how you want to. And if you don't...okay...*sniff*...I guess I understand...*sniff*...I guess...*snort*

My Interests

Writing, Editing, Reading, Music, Geekery, Horror, Rhetoric, Religion, Pop Culture, Goth, Cyber Punk, Subcultures, Vampires, Botany, Mythology, Linguistics, Languages, Grammar, Hindu Gods, Body Modification

I'd like to meet:

Humans (preferably the open-minded lot as they probably won't take as much offense to the things I tend to say), Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, Lions, Tigers and Bears. (Oh My!) Okay now that I am done being retarded, I suppose anyone interesting will suit me just fine, preferably if we share common interests. Yay for common interests!

Music:

Skinny Puppy, The Cure, ohGr, KMFDM, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death, Information Society, Faith No More, Peter Murphy, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Razed in Black, Bella Morte, Rx, Type O Negative, Dog Fashion Disco, The Police, Queen, Depeche Mode, Concrete Blonde, David Bowie, Icon of Coil, Rammstein, Tweaker, Leaether Strip, Poison, Siousxie and the Banshees, wumpscut, Theatre of Tragedy, Dismantled, MDFMK, Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Cyndi Lauper, Zeromancer, The Epoxies, The Cramps, The Damned, Phantom Chords, DEVO, Flock of Seagulls, Duran Duran, Diary of Dreams, Gary Numan, Psychedelic Furs, Spirit of the West, Moist, New Order and a crap load of other bands that I can't think of at the moment.

Movies:

For the most part, I like the cheesy 80 horror and I have a special place in my heart for monster movies. My personal favorites at the moment are The Evil Dead Trilogy, Return of the Living Dead (worst movie of evar in the best way possible), Eternal Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie!!), Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula (with Bela Lugosi), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow (Quiet you!), The Wedding Singer, Ginger Snaps, Stir of Echos, Bride of Chucky, Nosferatu (both the orignal and the remake), Silence of the Lambs, Interview with the Vampire (you notice a theme about now...), Fright Night and Fright Night II, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and various other movies that I can't think of now.

Television:

Honestly all I watch is Forever Knight, The Daily Show, Kids in the Hall and Futurama

Books:

House of Leaves, Lost Souls, A Clockwork Orange, The Logogryph, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Language Visible, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Modern Primatives, Dracula (hush you!), The Science of Vampires, In Search of Dracula, Stitch n Bitch, Anything by Borges, Anything by Edgar Allan Poe, Anything by Lovecraft, A Modest Proposal (It's not a book but it's still awesome in a horrible way)

Heroes:

Nick Cave (He's god, don't you know!), Ogre, My parents, Ganesha

My Blog

Burninating the County Side

Today's update is brought to you by the letter B.  Be is for BURN.  Burn is an apt description for the sensation I felt in my arms and legs at about five in the morning on Sunday as I finall...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

My Triumphant Return

Well, it's been a while, hasn't it?  Many apologies to you, my loyal readers!  I kind of have an excuse though, so allow me to fill you in on the month that was March.Things started off on a...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

Zombie Nation Refugee

I have fought my way beyond the zombie hoards to bring you this update.  And stuff.  You all know you want stuff.  I can't guarantee it will be stuff you want but it's stuff anyway. So...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

Short one for you

I'd like to tell you the tale of two neighbors.  To the right you have asshole who enjoys listening their (gender non-specific) bass at levels that make me want to crawl through the wall and thro...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST

Post Birthday Update

Well I am a quarter of a century now.  It's funny because one of my friends who has not reached this age asked me why everyone says "it's only ____ years until I'm thirty".  My answer to her...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST

State of Affairs

It occurs to me that I haven't actually updated this in a bit here so I figured that now would be a decent enough time.  Not that you were missing out on anything though.  It wasn't like the...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Have you been felt up by the Christmas spirit?

I have not.  I actually hate Christmas but I love getting people things because it's fun.  Well, now that I've got that little not-so-secret fact about myself out of the way, I will venture ...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Hush

"Careful                                   &nbs...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

Letter to my word processor

Dear MS Word, I fucking hate you, you piece of useless crap!  Seriously, why do you think you are assisting me when you automatically "correct" things I am intentionally doing?  Why can't I...
Posted by Danielle on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

No Links, Just Rambles

So very tired right now.  Of course, that's what I get for staying up until nearly three in the morning, isn't it?  Well, what do you expect when it's me we're talking about?  Of course...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST