SLITWRIST [serenade]

Hate Mail / Stalker /

We are now the object of a young man's twisted obsession. ...not in the good way either. He sends us messages, trys to flood our blog comments and constantly compliments scrub's overly-voluptious man ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:02:00 GMT

HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?

  Buy it or be gang raped by polar bears.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:49:00 GMT

ALBUM ART[!!&%!]

Our first CD [ever!] is set to be released VERY soon. What was supposed to be our debut EP will now be a full-length LP. Whohoho!&!$! FANCY!%!! That's 12 songs to listen to at full-blast in your ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:31:00 GMT

NEW EP[!%!!]

Recording for the new Slitwrist Serenade EP is done. Our first [un]official EP, entitled _____ ___________, will be out soon. It will [not]be like Christmas in July when it drops in...July? The CD wil...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 16:11:00 GMT

Inky Dreadfuls [art]

..TR> Inky Dreadfuls [art] !!% I think it was Jesus Christ who said "There's a little sociopath living in all of us."   Perhaps he was right.These are Inky Dreadfuls, the art of Michael ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:24:00 GMT

Pro-Choice.

I saw a bulletin saying that abortion is wrong and that it's not a choice. Then I saw a bulletin telling me Travis Barker (who the fuck is he!?) died. Both were stupid and false. Carrying a fetus in y...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:03:00 GMT

Every time you listen to Slitwrist Serenade.

As many of you know, every time you play a Slitwrist Serenade song a child in need receieves a cigarette. With your help many disadvantaged youngsters have been getting their much needed nicotine fix....
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:09:00 GMT