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Michelle

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About Me

The first poem I ever accidentally memorized...
The saddest thing I ever did see was a woodpecker peckin at a plastic tree, He looks at me and friend, says he, Things aint as sweet as they used to be
-Shel Silverstein
Which "Care" Bear would you be?
You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Exotic Dancer Name Is...
Decadence Exotic Dancer Name Generator
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Your Observation Skills Get A B
Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you! How Observant Are You?
You Are A Romantic Realist
You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance.
Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know.
And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball...
But you'd never admit it to your friends! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
You Are 40% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

My Interests

Everything I know and everything I have yet to find out.

CURRENT MOON moon info

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a good sense of humor.

Music:

A little bit of a whole lot. I have very eclectic tastes.

Movies:

I don't care much for horror or anime unless they also happen to be funny but I'm game for pretty much anything else.

Television:

I felt my brain cells slowly seeping away as the days went by...so I gave it up. The cable guys were very confused when we turned down all their special offers due to a lifestyle choice rather than switching to sattelite or some such thing.

Books:

A little of this, a little of that. I read pretty much whatever I can get my hands on. Although I gave up on the romance genre years ago when I no longer felt the need to be assured of an unrealistically happy ending.

Heroes:

My family, all of them, for all their many varied and wonderful traits and all their little obnoxious quirks that I love so much.

Anyone and everyone willing to make a difference in the world even if it's only one smile at a time.

My Blog

LifeSucks.info

     Random Googleing happened to lead me to Life Sucks.info. I swear I thought I was typing to myself there for a few minutes. It was too damn funny. If you have 10 or 15 minutes ...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST

I just really dont know what to say...

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands: A Dutch museum said Friday it is having trouble getting its hands on a parasite that just about everybody else is anxious to avoid: crabs. The Rotterdam Natural History Museum ...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:17:00 PST

Bra Wars?

Womanly torture devices from past to present. Briefly.       Enough recovered metal to complete not one but two whole battleships. Wow, that's a lot of flapping boobies and ...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST

More Dabbling

     I was so excited when we finally got the kitchen floor in I jumped up on the counter and started taping off. We don't need no stinking wallpaper.        ...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST

Holy Shit

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Posted by Michelle on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

Freeze Tag

     So I froze and it took me a couple of days. Hmmm& 8 freakishly strange deep dark secrets. Oh wait, just facts. Whew. I was worried there for a minute. Deep dark secrets are ha...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST

I... I... I...

     I& lost my mind& somewhere. I thought I found it the other day, turned out to be a skittle that was hiding rather stickily beneath the couch cushion. At least it was a green o...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:55:00 PST

New Junk

Just for the heck of it...         I've been playing with my paint all day and jsut felt like sharing.   ...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

Regurgitating thoughts

     If a monkey randomly banged away on a keyboard forever eventually they would hit the correct combination of keys to recreate Hamlet and every other book that already has been ...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Blathering

     All creativity seems to have been leached from body for the past few days or so. I've been in observe, absorb and record mode. Too much information, too many thoughts to make ...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST