101 things to do before you die |
101 things to do before you dieapologies in advance for the layout - mypsaces fault, not mineThese lists are very popular but whenever I read them the 'things to do' never really appealed to me.Most t...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 10:28:00 GMT |
ROMANCE Robot |
Hello Consumer
Mr Michael Quinn, We are currently processing your order for the ROMANCE Robot and are pleased to tell you that it will be delivered by noon next Friday. We would like to express o...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:29:00 GMT |
Are you Horny??? |
Then View my webcam, all the best action -only $4.99 per blink, find it on website www.hotlips4dollartips.com - The first 3 views receive a map to local dogging hot spots
In Debt???Then View my webcam...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:28:00 GMT |
Orgy Etiquette |
It has been a bloody long time, so lets hope its a doozie
I went to buy a bottle of water yesterday, something I very rarely do as you are never far away from a tap, fire hydrant or puddle, but I was...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:59:00 GMT |
Q & A |
These are real dumb but I love doing them, and it has been a while so........................................
What is your favorite song of all time?
Muse 'Knights of Cydonia'.......but...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:00:00 GMT |
FRIDAYS! updated |
Fridays are so good. I love Fridays. I even love the working part of Friday where I am still Johnny Punchclock slaving away at my desk wondering, like Locke and Jack from LOST, what would happen if I...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:08:00 GMT |
Shame and Degradation in Swaffham |
Have you ever been so deep in the shit you figured you may as well make like a pig and just enjoy wallowing in it. Like all bad smells I have got used to the stench of defeat, it don’t both...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:57:00 GMT |
Happy V Day |
Vulva is Pink
Corpses are Blue
I constantly Think
About Tea-bagging You
Happy Valentines day everyone, remember, please, bonk safely tonight. And do not forget the real reason for this day:
The day C...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:22:00 GMT |
Live from London (now with added 14% more fun) |
News in briefs. I am wearing briefs so you will have to take my word on this one. Here is the latest from London
Weather: Yes we start with the weather here to keep with a time honoured...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:28:00 GMT |
Its a dogs life |
Being a fully qualified Doctor, people often bug me with endless questions:
"Doc, how do i bring my wife to Orgasm?"
"Cheers Quack, are you sure they offer this Afghan Skunk over the...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
