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THIS SHORT VIDEO IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT !!! SO GRAB YOUR SEAT AND HANG ON WITH SOME MONKEY GRIP AND LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF !!! ONLY TAKES 33 SECONDS.
CherryTAP Images at TweakYourPage.comWELL LETS START BY SAYING I AM MARRIED TO THE GREATEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I BELIEVE MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGAL FOR PERSONAL USE, AND THAT WOULD MAKE ME AN ADVOCATE IN SOMETHING THAT IS A CANCER ON OUR PERSONAL LIFE. THIS IS WHERE EVERY E-MAIL, MESSAGE, COMMENT AND REPOST COMES IN. I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN ART FOR 28 YRS. I STARTED TATTOOING IN 1981 GOING PROFESSIONAL IN 1991. I TATTOOED FOR 23 YRS. TATTOOING FOR SHOPS LIKE CHUCK'S CUSTOM TATTOOS IN BEAUMONT, TEXAS MAY HE R.I.P. 1962-2004, SINGAPORE JOHN'S IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, BODY ART IN MESA, ARIZONA AND FOR MY OWN SHOP COACH'S LIL' TEXAS TATTOOS. BUT IN 2002 I WAS INVOLVED IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, A HEAD ON COLLISION, AND IN 2004 MY WIFE AND I HAD A YOUNG GUY TURN LEFT IN FRONT OF US. AFTER BEING INVOLVED IN THE 3 ACCIDENTS I HAVE LOST MY ABILITY TO TATTOO. FOR SOME REASON I HAVE LOST STRENGTH IN MY HANDS. NOT TO WORRY FOR NOW I HAVE STARTED TO PAINT ON CANVAS. I CAN PAINT MOST ANYTHING. I MOSTLY DO ABSTRACT BUT I CAN PAINT FROM A SEA SCAPE, TO ANIMALS. I LIKE PAINTING TIGERS, SUNS, SUNSETS, SUNFLOWERS,AND MANY MORE. IF INTERSTED PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH A PICTURE OR A LAY OUT OF WHAT YOU'D LIKE AND I WILL GET IN TOUCH. I WILL PAINT FOR A FEE, AND WILL WORK WITH YOU FOR WE NEED ART IN OUR LIVES. BETWEEN MY WIFE ( LYDIA ) AND I WE HAVE 3 CHILDERN, LYDIA HAS A SON WHO WILL SOON BE 19 AND SOON HE WILL BE OFF TO BOOTCAMP FOR THE US AIRFORCE. I HAVE 2 GIRLS FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE. MY OLDEST IS 22 MARRIED AND HAS GIVEN US OUR FIRST GRANDBABY GIRL LIL MISS COURTNEY LYNN-MARIE. MY YOUNGEST WILL BE 17 IN MARCH, BUT LIVES WITH HER MOTHER. NOW IN DECEMBER 2003 THIS IS WHEN MY LIFE CHANGED FOR WHEN LYDIA CAME INTO MY LIFE WE WERE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. SHOULD I SAY SHE IS MY ANGEL FLYING TO CLOSE TO THE GROUND. WE MEET ON THE INTERNET AND SHE INVITED ME TO HER CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR WORK, AND WHAT CAN I SAY BUT WHEN YOU MEET YOUR SOULMATE YOU KNOW. NOW WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 4 YRS AND WE'VE NEVER HAD A MAD MOMENT OR EVEN ARGUED WITH EACH OTHER BOUT NUTTIN. LYDIA WORKS FOR REMAX HERE IN IN SE TEXAS AS A ADVERTISING MANAGER. AS FAR AS ME I'VE BEEN IN OVER 10 MAJOR ACCIDENTS ABOUT 15 TOTAL IN MY LIFE AND NOW DAYS I AM DISABLED, I DO GOOD TO GET AROUND. I'M BUSTED UP FROM THE HIPS, LOWER BACK, KNEES AND ANKLES. NOW SINCE I TATTOOED FOR 23 YRS I HAVE A FEW TATS. MY LEFT ARM IS CLOSE TO BEING SLEEVED WITH BIRDS AND FACES. I HAVE A TAT MACHINE ON MY RIGHT FOREARM AND A REBEL FLAG REPERSENTING HERATIGE NOT HATE CAUSE I'M A REBEL AT HEART, ON MY BICEP. NOW ON MY RIGHT THIGH I HAVE A PEGASUS, A DRAGON, A CASTLE, MOON, AND A UNICORN FACE ON THE LOWER, AND ON MY LEFT THIGH I HAVE A FLING EAGLE SWOOPING IN ON A FISH ON THE UPPER AND A SEA HORSE ON MY CALF. ONE DAY I WANT TO BE COVERED. I HAVE MY NIPPLES AND TONGUE PIERCED. I LOVE MOTORCYCLES AND FAST CARS, I WAS EVERY NOW AND AGAIN GETTING UP AND DOING OPEN MIC NIGHT TILL THE PAIN OVERTOOK ME. THE LOCAL COMEDY CLUB, COMEDY TEXAS, IN BEAUMONT, TEXAS MAY IT R.I.P. CLOSED LAST MAY 2007. BUT LIKE A PHOENIX I WILL RISE UP AND DO COMEDY AGAIN SOMEWHERE. NOW AS FAR AS FAMILY I CAME FROM A CLOSE FAMILY, MY SISTER, I CALL HER (SEESTER) AND I ARE THE CLOSEST CAUSE WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. WE ARE THE REBELS WITH OUT A CAUSE. BEEN TOLD I HAD THE MEANEST GRANDPA A MAN COULD HAVE. HE WAS MY GRANDFATHER ON MY DADS SIDE. BUT MY GRANNY ( MY GRANDMOTHER FROM MY MOTHERS SIDE ) WAS THE BIGGEST INFLUEANCE ON MY LIFE, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I WAS A MOMMAS BOY, BUT MY DAD TOUGHT ME HOW NOTHING IS FREE AND YOU HAD TO WORK HARD FOR ANYTHING YOU MAY WANT. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY IT SUCKS WAY BAD WHEN YOU CAN'T GO TO WORK EVERY DAY. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG I CAN DO SOME THINGS, AND I DO WHAT I CAN. I MOST ALWAYS HAVE THE DISHES DONE AND A HOT MEAL FOR MY WIFE WHEN SHE GETS HOME. NOW I'M A BIG GUY ONLY CAUSE I GET VERY LIL' EXCERSISE CAUSE MY BACK AND HIPS DON'T ALLOW ME TO WALK OR STAND FOR ANY PERIOD AT A TIME. I STARTED FEBUARY 4TH WITH MY FIRST OF 4 APPOINTMENT WITH SURGEONS, DIETATICIAN AND PSYCHIATRIST, FOR MY LAP-BAND SURGERY. I HOPE TO GET THE SURGERY DONE IN MAY OR JUNE. IT WILL BE NICE TO GET SOME OF MY LIFE BACK. THIS IS WHEN I WILL START BACK ON STAGE DOING MY STANDUP COMEDY. I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW WHEN I GET BACK ON STAGE. I LOVE TO PAINT, DRAW, I WISH I COULD STILL TATTOO BUT SINCE THE ACCIDENTS I LOST SOME OF MY GRIP. ALLS WELL THOUGH CAUSE WE DO THE BEST WE CAN, AND I WILL BE BACK. AFTER I LOOSE SOME WEIGHT I WILL TRY SOME ACUPUNCTURE TO SEE IF I CAN GET MY GRIP BACK AND LOOK OUT IF I DO FOR LIKE THE PHOENIX I WILL RIASE FROM THESE ASHES. WHICH ONE DAY WILL BE ONE OF MY TATTOOS ALONG WITH ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND, AND....WHERE DO YOU STOP...YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS. I SAY IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ART... WELL THIS IS AWESOME. COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
WOW! Thanks: Zrii Namaste-Chopra Center Endorsed
Date: Mar 29, 2008 7:02 PM
For all of you who erroneously believe that animals do not have intense self awareness and "souls", say hello to my little friend, Pachy Picasso! then, grab an easel, some paints, a brush, canvas etc and try painting yourself holding a flower....with your nose! Let me know how that goes, OK?
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Debbie Peace, Love and Harmony
Love & Blessings: Bad2thebone Pan Man /
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BAN THE WHEEL
The Last Baboon
GUSTY VENOM
PRESURFER
Vance... what a goddamned circusII
Justin Hanes

My Interests

MY SOULMATE, FAMILY, MY CHILDERN, MY ONLY GRANDBABY, OUR WIDDLE WASCAL (HE'S OUR NEW PUPPY), ART, PAINTING, AND TATTOOING, STANDUP COMEDY, ANYTHING FUNNY, AND A MOVIE THAT WILL KEEP YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT, ACTION MOVIES, FISHING, RESTORING ANYTHING OLD. I LIKE MOTORCYCLES AND FAST CARS, NASCAR, FOOTBALLS DALLAS COWBOYS TILL I DIE, BUT I WILL ALWAYS TAKE THE TIME TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES. THE MESSAGE OF GOD, BROUGHT TO THE 20TH CENTURY BY WILLIAM MARRION BRANHAM. MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN, I LIKE LOTS OF GREEN. HA. IT'S ALWAYS 420 SOMEWHERE. GOTTA HAVE ME SOME INSPERATION. MAN MADE WHISKEY, GOD MADE POT, WHO DO YOU TRUST...ANYTHING THAT WILL HELP SAVE THIS WORLD OF OURS. RECYCLE WHEN YOU CAN, ANYTHING TO SAVE A TREE, BUT MY BIGGEST THING IS LAP-BAND SURGERY SOON, SOON.
Chromaluna on imikimi - Customize Your WorldKNOW YOUR RIGHTS OR BE PREPAIRED TO STAY OVERNIGHT SOMEWHERE YOU DON'T WANT TO.

I'd like to meet:

HERE ON MYSPACE JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDS. I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE MEET MY SOULMATE ONLINE 4 YEARS AGO. ANYONE INTO ART OF ANY KIND ESPECIALLY TATTOOING. NOW I DON'T TATTOO ANYMORE FOR I DON'T THINK ANYONE LIKES SHAKEY. BUT I CAN DRAW FLASH OR DRAW TATS, AND JUST LET SOMEONE DO THE INK. I ALSO CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE. FAMOUS PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET WOULD BE, WOODY HARRELSON, WILLY NELSON, GENE SIMMONS, LEWIS BLACK, CHEECH & CHONG, TOM & PERRY MASSIE, DARYL HANNA, ED BAGLEY, JEFF FOXWORTHY CAUSE WE ALL HAVE A LIL RED NECK SOMEWHERE IN US. JONNY DEPP, DALE EARNHART, JIMMIE JOHNSON, AND JEFF GORDON.

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Music:

I START MY DAY WITH THE KID AND RUBEN OUTTA PHOENIX, AZ ON THE KZON 101.5 JamZ. I LISTEN TO ANY BUT MY LIKES ARE HARD CORE IN YOUR FACE MUSIC, WEITHER IT IS BIONIC JIVE, ROCKIN ROLL, OLD COUNTRY, HARD CORE GANGSTER RAP, SOME HIP HOP, R&B, OR CLASSICAL. BANDS LIKE I KNOW I SAID BIONIC JIVE THEY ROCK, ROB ZOMBIE, PANTERA, KISS, AC/DC, AERO SMITH, JANIS JOPLIN, ERIC CLAPTON, THE EAGLES, DEF LEOPARD, LED ZEPPLIN, BOSTON, JOURNEY, BIONIC JIVE, ICE CUBE, SCAR FACE, WUTANG, EAZY E, NWA, OLD SNOOP AND DRE, DMX, Mc LYTE, DA BRAT, RUN DMC, CHARLIE PRIDE, CHARLIE RICH, DON WILLIAMS, GEORGE JONES, MOE BANDY AND JOE STAMPLEY, CONWAY TWITTY, RONNIE MILSAP, RAY CHARLES, MARVIN GAY, PERSEY SLEDGE, TEDDY PENDERGRASS, BEETHOVEN AND DID I MENTION BIONIC JIVE, ETC.

Movies:

LETS JUST SAY I LIKE ALL SORTS OF FLICKS. SOMETIMES I LIKE A STORY AND SOMETIMES I LIKE ACTION. NOTHING LIKE A GOOD COMEDY OR MAYBE A SCARY ONE. JUST WHEN I SIT DOWN TO WATCH A MOVIE I WANNA BE ENTERTAINED.

Television:

GOTTA SAY I WATCH WAY TO MUCH TV. BUT WHATS A MAN TO DO WHEN IT'S HARD TO GET AROUND. I LIKE MY MOVIES ON CABLE BUT TV I'M A ABC SOAP JUNKIE, HATE TO MISS SURVIVOR OR BIG BROTHER. IT SHOWS HOW ANYONE CAN CUT YOUR THROAT AT ANYTIME FOR THEIR OWN GOOD, REAL FRIENDS ARE GOOD TO HAVE BUT HARD TO FIND. LOST IS A FAVORITE ALONG WITH GOLDFEVER. I WATCH M.A.S.H. ALMOST ANYTIME IT'S ON. I WATCH ALOT OF STAND-UP ON COMEDY CENTRAL FOR LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. SO LETS LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF AND LIVE FOREVER.

Books:

LET'S START THIS WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE TO ME, THE BIBLE. BUT AS FAR AS BOOKS I LIKE THE ONES WITH THE MOST ILLUSTRATIONS. BEING AN ARTIST I LIKE TO USE PICTURES FOR IDEAS. THEY MAKE MOVIES OUTTA THE GOOD BOOKS AND THERES THE PICTURE THING AGAIN.

Heroes:

MY WIFE LYDIA FOR SHE SAVED ME. MY GRANDMOTHER GRANNY, TOUGHT ME TO LOVE LIFE. MY MOM FOR RAISING ME TO KNOW BETTER AND MY DAD FOR TEACHING ME YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. MY SEESTER ROBIE, BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME ANYWAY I AM. MY KIDS TANYA AND AMBER, BECAUSE THEY MADE IT THROUGH SOME HARD TIMES. MY ONLY GRANDBABY COURTNEY, TOMMY CHONG BECAUSE HE STANDS OUT IN THE OPEN AND SAYS HIS PIECE ABOUT LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA. KID, RUBEN AND CORINA OF 101.5 JAMS FOR WHAT THEY DO FOR THE NEEDY. SLADE HAM BECAUSE HE TOUGHT ME MORE ABOUT COMEDY IN SUCH A LIL' TIME THAN I HAD LEARNED IN A LIFE TIME. HOWIE MANDEL, ROBIN WILLIAMS, RICHARD PRYOR, PABLO FRANCISCO, JON REP BECAUSE I LOVE HIGH ENERGY COMEDY, JOHN WAYNE CAUSE HE AND I WERE BORN ON THE SAME DATE, JESSIE JAMES MUST I SAY MORE, THAT MAN CAN MAKE ART OUTTA METAL, ANYONE IN OUR ARMED FORCES THE ARMY, NAVY, AIRFORCE, MARINES, COASTGAURDS, AND NATIONAL GUARD. FIRE AND RESCUE, NORML AND DID I SAY TOMMY CHONG.GRANNY MAY SHE R.I.P.

My Blog

SAFETY DURING AN EARTHQUAKE PLEASE READ AND REPOST

Please read this and pass the info along to your family members and all your friends; it could save their lives someday! EXTRACTED FROM DOUG COPP'S ARTICLE ON THE: "TRIANGLE OF LIFE" My name is Doug C...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:21:00 PST

A Lil About Us Monkeys

Monkeys can flip out and howl anytime and all they want! Some  Monkeys fling poo some times and don't even think twice about it so don't get caught in the crossfire.  They are...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

"True" Friendship Enough of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?   Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship....
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:44:00 PST

RE~ ROB VAN DAM - INTEGRITY - REPOST OF HIS BLOG

Integrity.... .. ..     Hello readers. I hope everyone is well. Let's catch up. .. ..     SVD and I had a great time in ....Portugal..... I wrestled Raven on Friday in Sa...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

Smile Theres Nothing Wrong With Random Acts of Kindness

Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some  very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (a...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:12:00 PST

MY SEESTERS HOUSE WAS ROBBED !!!

SO MANY ASSHOLES TO PAY THE PIPER,    FRIDAY I WAS HERE DOIN WHAT I DO WHEN I RECEIVED A TEXT THAT MY SEESTERS HOUSE HAD BEEN ROBBED. THEY TOOK EVERYTHING THAT HAD ANY VALUE AND THEY D...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

Every E-mail, Message, Comment....

  Every E-mail, Message, Comment, even word of mouth is a seed In the virtual grounds. If you even have a little something in you that says this War on our Own people is wrong why do you set sile...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

The Doll and the Rose

The Doll and the RoseI was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turn...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST

The day will come...

We all have things that we beleive in or not. Myself I think we have way to muchcrazyness going on in this world. I feel that most of that is due to the War On Drugs.People lose their lives everyday a...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:50:00 PST

Hemp and Health

             Hemp and Health so many way to use a plant.Hemp seeds and their oil are excellent foods that are good for human health. The oil ...
Posted by NO MONKEY BUSINESS on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST