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About Me

Hello believers and non believers, my name is Jesus Christ, born in Jerusalem, Israel but currently residing in Mongolia. I loves to travel! I am 2039 years of age and still going strong!

I have indeed decided that one must form a myspace account to join all of my fellow humans who have also done so.

I am here for your every need no matter how big or small.

Tell me your sins my followers and I shall help and forgive.

Tell me your prayers and hopes and wishes for i am good at making things come true.
After all, I am Jesus! ;)

My Interests

I enjoy long walks in the desert, football, walking on water, feasting with my pals, calming storms, raving, curing diseases, fishing, expelling demons, water, controlling nature, wine and chilling with my pals.

I'd like to meet:

I LOVE YOU DARREN!

Music:

David Guetta
Basement Jaxx
Fedde Le Grande
Azzido Da Bass
Supermode
Justice
Chocolate Puma
Soul Avengers
Bodyrox
Mylo
Till West
Micky Modelle
Wonderland Avenue
Joey Negro
Tom Novy
Armand Van Helden
Tom Novy
Clipz
Miami Sound Machine
DJ Delicious

Movies:

I only really watch movies that deal with me as the subject matter: The Last Temptation of Christ, Jesus Christ Superstar, Passion of the Christ etc etc

Books:

Various gospels, most of which you haven't been exposed to due to them being kept from the masses. (nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr!)