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Count Rockula

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About Me

I rock way harder than any other human. I like parades, billowing candy floss, burritos, pixie dust, and stains. Challenge me to a game of slap hands, you will be destroyed. Take anything you want from me, just leave my music, a black pen and some paper, and two hundred bumble bees with stings that make you taste BBQ ribs for 2 hours... Alex Ross art is the tits. I will never, ever, ever stop rockin. Ever. "If I lose the light of the sun, I will rock by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will rock in blood on forgotten walls. I will rock always. I will rock all over the world." -Henry Rollins (modified for rock, by me).. width="425" height="350" ..Get your contact table at OfficialPimpSpace.com , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Waterpolo, drums, rockin sooooo hard, a little guitar here and there, drawing, a little writing. Skull duggery and bally-hoo

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to "meat" some cows and pigs and stuff...and eat it

Music:

Fav Bands include Blind Guardian, JERRY CAN, Sinister Trailer Park Magic, Good Riddence, Lagwagon, Strung Out, Propagandhi, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Helloween, Hammerfall, Cigar, Ignite, Rise Against, Slayer, Gwar, The Misfits, Adhesive, Face to Face, Satanic Surfers, Death by Stereo, Pennywise, Pulley, Reset, No Means No, Ten Foot Pole, Social Distortion, Minor Threat, Danzig, Ed Guy, The list goes on.....I can deal with some underground hip hop too... Necro! Brotha Lynch Hung, J-Live, Apathy, Living Legends, Deltron, Grouch, Eligh, Slug, Aesop, Jedi Mind Tricks, Lyrics Born, MF Doom, Dr Octagon, Kool Keith, Abstract Rude, Haiku D'Etat, Awol One, Murs, Dilated Peoples, Mac Lethal, Eyedea, People Under the Stairs, Benefit....

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Man Bites Dog, Baraka, Brazil, Ninja Scroll, Evil Dead, Transformers the Movie, The Warriors, Dark City, Blade Runner, Sin City, The Million Dollar Hotel, Akira, The Boys from Brazil, Omega Man, The Devils Rejects, Strange Days, Shogun Assassin, Bar Fly...this list is huge

Television:

....meh

Books:

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand (i've never met anyone else who's actually read it, or liked it), Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller, Avenger by Frederick Forsyth, The Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The lust Lizard of Mellincoly Cove, and Blue Cyote by Christopher Moore, The Prince of Tides by Pat Connroy, I Lucifer by Glen Duncon, Last Exit to Brooklyn and The Room by Hubert Selby Jr, Anything by Henry Rollins, A Man in Full by Tom Wolfe, The Dirt by Motley Crue, Lullaby, Haunted and Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, I Shithead by Joey Keithley, 1984 by Orwell, Grimus and The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie, anything by Jasper Fforrde, Noam Chompski, Robert Ludlum, Andy Mcnabb, Hunter S Thompson, or Che Guevera, comics, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, The Red, Blue, Green Mars trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson, Hyperspace by Michio Kaku, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons...this list goes on forever and ever

Heroes:

Henry Rollins.....Kevin Costner's side burns in 3000 Miles to Graceland