Check out this link to the latest CD Review of Smooth Like Stone on the Beach by THE LIONESS - Ontario Reggae Rock - www. thelioness. co. nrNEW BIO DONE BY A FAN!!Wake up. Open your eyes. Rub the sleep crumpets from your tired oracles and really take a look at what’s happening around you. It’s early – you have to go to work. Luckily, your alarm woke you up today because you managed to set it last night even though you passed out.The weather, the happenings of the world mean nothing to you right now. You’ve got to take a piss, wash your face and get your body to agree that it’s time to wake up.Thing is… this is way fuckin easier today. Something’s different. Something’s changed. You woke up and opened your eyes slowly and it felt like the sun used a fish hook lined with lotion covered cotton swabs to lightly lift your lids. Your head felt like breasts were heaving it up between their milky softness. You don’t look at the time, you just turn up the volume. You’re listening to something that makes this day feel like it just could be the best day of your life. It’s Monday, but it’s Friday. You’re single, but you’re a player. You’re poor, but you’ve got enough money to buy the next round. Things are damn good and Walk off the Earth is damn proud to be a part of that feeling.Their latest single is pumping through your stereo. They’ve just woken you up and given you a reason to log onto MSN extra early and start making plans for their show this weekend. You’re still in your boxers or pajamas and you’ve got plans for Friday night. You shower – singing every word. You blow your hair dry and brush your teeth while stomping out the beat. You eat your toast and spray crumbs everywhere booming out the bass line. You’re smiling the whole way into work. Windows cranked open and you’re looking into each window of the passing cars wondering if they’re having as good a morning as you. You used to hate people like you because you could never understand how a morning could feel so good.You know though that it is possible and you’re so glad you’re there now.The first two tracks that Walk off the Earth released were so blatantly original I thought they were from another planet. They were using the same instruments but using them in combinations that made me more excited than the first time I saw HDTV, or let’s face it – boobies. The harmonies bring the Beach Boys to mind, but if the beach boys were actually on their surf boards instead of popping pills, eating, lying in bed and smoking crack. These harmonies won them awards at their local church where they beat out the previous champs – the entire choir. Just kidding. But all jokes aside, you have to hear this duo. Marshall’s raspy drawl combined with Gianni’s vocal range from Tenor to Soprano would scare Tony’s whole family into double checking their birth certificates. These two go together like steak and fine wine, or crack and a hooker – add this with Petey’s drummin and you’ve got the world’s first and only non-gay ménage e toi.From Gianni’s cymbal kicks to Petey’s stick flips, these boys will entertain the hell outta ya. Christ, the first time I saw them they were funneling beers on stage with fans, taking shots, drawing on handlebar moustaches and somewhere along the line their pants came off. It was hilarious. But these guys don’t need a gimmick. That was what they were feelin that night. I can’t wait to see what happens when I catch them next. Make sure you’re there. They’ll be the ones on stage rocking your mutha effin socks off.Thanks Chris!!BUY SONGS ON iTUNES!!!1. Little Sin............................$0.992. 100 Proof Life......................$0.993. Rock Me Away.......................$0.994. Gotta Go.............................$0.995. My Mistakes.........................$0.996. Broke................................$0.997. Spiralling Son.......................$0.999. Stolen...............................$0.9910. People of the Sun..................$0.9911. Smooth like stone on a Beach.....$0.9912. W.O.T.E...........................$0.99Walk off the Earth-"Smooth" Promo Vid!!
