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Don E. L.

love love love you're a whore you're a whore

About Me


I was named "Pumpkin" for 3 weeks after i was born.
I love similes and metaphors.
I'm pretty tough.
I waitress at The Ground Round . bertuccis. I hear we've got good burgers . amazing everything.
I am so unbearably indecisive.
If you're going downtown, take me with you.
I am terrified of sharks and dolls.
I'm a seniorish at SCSU.
I am really
messy.
For some reason i always use periods. but almost never in the right places.
I hate when friends are flakes.
I'm rarely on time.
I dont understand a lick of Russian, even though one of my best friends speaks it constantly.
I love every kind of vegetable ever.
I never go to class.
Apparently I "inspire" hilarity but am not actually funny myself.
I'm only passionate about my friends, music, and boardgames.
If you dont know, you aint down.
I tend to puke when i have a good hard laugh. Seriously. Its gross.
My hair has been every color of the spectrum.
Raymond is my favorite.
I think its lame when people say "im a sucker for..."
I hate monotony, but monogamy is ok by me.
I ♥ candy.
I am, without a doubt, the best whistler you will ever meet.
I looooove tuesday nights at the space.
I always lose my keys.
I watch way to much TV.
I love to paint and draw.
I can kick anyones ass in TETRIS.
People tell me my eyes are "storm cloud" colored, great.
I NEVER share my milk...with anyone....its gross. I cant do it, its nothing personal, i just cant, please stop trying to make me and the "its just meeee i dont have cootiessss" thing doesnt work. i just cant deal. ugh.
I usually end up getting to bed around the time the sun comes up.
I really like this song.
I have a huge crush on my college spanish professor.
I reaalllyyyy wish i grew up in the 50's.
When I hear a song I really like, I get goosebumps. Theres no faking it.
Every night is movie night.
I drink green tea religiously.
I am not religious.
Going to Koffee Too is probably the best part of my day.
People say I whine a lot. What do they know.
Im a gigantic attention whore. Big time. SOOO I apoligize before hand.
I constantly miss someone.
I HATE talking on the phone.
Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd are wonderful people.
My name Rhymes with BELL. kinda. wait does it? danielle. bell. i dont know.
I cant standddd nose breath.
I'll never let you walk all over me.
I enjoy playing chess.
Everyone thinks they are extremely good at beer pong but...I REALLY AM.
I wish I traveled more.
I get hypoglacimia like whoa.
I have reason to believe Katherine Heigl and I would be great friends.
You're probably just skimming this now.
I love the when people say and write my name.
I want to see more Broadway Shows.
Im not fond of change one bit.
OH hey!!! My boyfriend is sicccckkk at the guitar. Whats up.
I think its utterly stupid when people refer to their cars or motorcycles as "baby". ugh. so dumb.
Im going to name my husband Jacob.
I am extremelyyyy accident prone.
If I meet someone Im pretty sure ill never see again, i introduce myself as Penny.
When I was young I wondered why I was the only dirty blonde Chinese child at my school. Then one day I figured out...I just had small eyes...
Regina Spektor IS the love of my life.
I hope to have 7 kids AT LEAST quadruplets and 2 great danes.
I'm GOING to live in New York City.
Yup.

My Interests



i like being alone to help rid my thoughts of this dirty world.

I'd like to meet:



but tell me
what have i done to deserve you?
must have done something
cause that's how it works
must have been kind to kittens and birds
in a previous life must have thought happy thoughts...


c a n a n y b o d y f l y t h i s t h i n g ? ? ?

Music:



i listen to too much music.

Movies:



i watch too many movies.

Television:



i am a tv junkie.

Books:



i read a lot of books.

Heroes:



real life people can't be my heroes, no one is perfect.
fictional heroes aren't worth mentioning, they aren't real.


My Blog

IM IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....with regina spektor.i mean, ive always had a huge crush, and loved loved loved every single one of her songs. i've always been able to sit and listen to her all day and be perfectly content allow...
Posted by Don E. L. on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:36:00 PST

oh.

yo. i know everyone HATES the song on my page. and i really want to change it but im not doing it unless i get an even better one. im not going backwards, whats the sense in that...so if you really wa...
Posted by Don E. L. on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:52:00 PST

ill blog whenever i effin feel like it.

i dont even have anything to say right now, but i just wanted to let everyone know that at any given time i may just exercise my right as a myspace owner to write a friggen blog. ok?! it may be p...
Posted by Don E. L. on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:08:00 PST

Invalid Subect line, you cannot leave the subject blank.

they deleted my balls pic...but at least they were really nice about it...   i fucking hate myspace.
Posted by Don E. L. on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:10:00 PST

if there was ONE thing i could change about myself...

it would definitely be the length of my leg strides haha...       then i wouldnt be baby legs anymore.
Posted by Don E. L. on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:41:00 PST

I'm waiting for the one who turns to his friends and says "...that's her."

but who isnt??
Posted by Don E. L. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I never win ANYTHING....

Hey guys! wanna help me out??? it would be really entirely too awesome of you to vote for me on the neighborhoodies site. because honestly, ill be extremely sad if that little David Bowie wanna be bun...
Posted by Don E. L. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm screwed, who's coming with me. Oh, thats right...no one.

Thanks to my "friends" on myspace, I am apparently going to experience 35 years of bad relationships due to the increasingly popular idea to post horrible horrible chain letters in your bulletins. No...
Posted by Don E. L. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i know i say that people who put quizes and surveys in their blogs are lame...but...yeah.

I swear, if even ONE person takes five minutes out of their life to fill this out, i will be the happiest person. Think about it..are YOU gonna be the one to fulfill my happiness?? Is it worth it to y...
Posted by Don E. L. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bloggity blog blogness.

blog...ha i know you've all tried to say it. its a compelling word...and its sorta funny to scream randomly. say it with me now. BBBBBBLOG. or even BLOGGGGGGG. but this one is the best. BLLLLLLLLLLOOO...
Posted by Don E. L. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST