Spraying the love like it was Febreeze |
I'll be honest. I'm not too fond of summer. Don't get me wrong, the trips to cramped amusement parks and littered beaches are welcome. The weather, though, is another story. I'm a cool-weather cat (wh...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:43:00 PST |
Better than Sharon Stone |
What is it that prompts so much of us to do surveys on this social network? No idea. I myself refuse to do them nowadays, since the main purpose of self-surveys, in my opinion, is to learn more about ...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:55:00 PST |
Shattering Onomotopoea (couldnt think of it) |
Left foot. Middle toe. The band aid on it came off early this morning. Ever since I could remember conversing, everyone I ever conversed with had a "breaking glass" story except me. Guess it was only ...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:38:00 PST |
No parentheticals?! Jonah, whats wrong with you! |
Tip of the day, lovelies: keyboard usage is probably not best immediately following a shower. There's always that simple risk of water running down delicate fingertips onto the keys. Sadly, at the mom...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:09:00 PST |
Sex is good |
Strange. Just about every animal engages in it. Yet, for us homo sapiens, the art of sex has become just that, an art. It's beyond the pleasure principle. It's beyond enticing body parts. It's the epi...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:09:00 PST |
Squats are a man’s best friend |
I miss Monopoly. I used to own four different versions of it. Now, thanks to the countless times my family has performed that bittersweet ritual known as the Yard Sale, I find myself without Rich Uncl...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Lock and Load (or whatever cool badasses say) |
Ahh, the transition of Spring to Summer. You can hear those school bells as they ring their final ring for the next few months. I've been passing this little gap of time working, recording, and, oh ye...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:17:00 PST |
Advertising at it’s finest |
Funniest thing I've seen in ages:
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Posted by Jonah Kue on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:00:00 PST |
No need to wipe your feet, just step inside |
Homesick is a feeling I deplore. Completely. But I hear that most of us hitting the early to mid 20's get to feeling that way for the majority of the day (in-rhyming not intended). I thought it was si...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:26:00 PST |
Necessary Evils |
You know, I love hair care. I'm not picky about my food, but I'm definitely picky about what type of conditioner I'm using (Sunsilk this week, though next week, I'm feeling an urge to Herbal). Call me...
Posted by Jonah Kue on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:14:00 PST |
