***THIS PAGE IS NOT RAN BY THE BAND!***
Hello to you Myspacer! You've just stumbled across the Multi Purpose Chemical Fans Myspace Page ExtravAganza! WOOHOO! So pick yourself up, dust off your clothes and we shall tell thee a tale of four hard rockers from all corners of the world (and Fleet apparently). The best place to go obviously is the OFFICIAL MULTI PURPOSE CHEMICAL MYSPACE ! If you're too lazy for that, MPC are these lovely fellows;
DRE---Lead Vocals
???---Lead Guitar
BIG JIM WILSON---Bass
MEL DIABLO---Drums
This is a totally independant fan site born from an urge to make the page in the first place, a slight obsession with the band and the Multi Purpose Chemical Group, WOO!
Legend has it that Multi Purpose Chemical was first formed when Andres Lefevre of Peruvian, French and possibly the inventor of jägermeister descent first came across Fleet's proudest son THE BEER - or as he's also known, Rob Hoey, whilest both were teaching school children in Italy. Reports that Rob was intoxicated at the time and attempting to play A.D.I.D.A.S by KoRn on a cow bell are currently unfounded. Reports that Andres was romantically involved with a vision of rock are somewhat true, as time would show.
On thier quest to form the hardest rocking band on the planet, they visited many places, allegedly spanking Russian men for money at one point. Again, this has not been dissproved so it COULD have happened! After touring America, supporting Black Sabbath at Ozzfest, armed with a guitar, vocals, and yes that bloody cow bell, Andres and Rob hitchiked to the home of rock music, but after a few weeks the duo decided that maybe living in a quarry wasn't such a good idea and instead bounded on Liverpool instead.
With cow bell in tow, they set upon the search for the greatest rocking musicians Liverpool had to offer. During this time, the tramps of Liverpool adopted Andres as a long lost son and during this time it is said that there were many sightings of a Peruvian sex god milking tramp nipples in between thier crime fighting exploits. Reports that there was a cow bell involved would just be dragging this joke on way too long past being funny so the cow bell has now been shot, bye bye cow bell!
So, searching Liverpool high and wide, Andres and Rob met Big Jim Wilson and Raging Ross McFarlane, two local lap dancers who were looking for a chance in the music industry. It must be mentioned at this point that Jim is a Mancunian Mountain Of Sex-he's a Manc, thus not from Liverpool. Ross is a Gorgeous Glaswegian God Of Gimp Love...THEY BLOODY SEARCH LIVERPOOL AN DON'T GET ANY BLOODY SCOUSERS!? Well hey, it's not like Liverpool have come out with anyone decent in the last 50years...So g-strings, tramp nipples, Jim's childhood bucket and a shit load of potential in tow, Multi Purpose Chemical formed (minus the now dead cow bell).
Since they first formed, MPC have toured with the likes of The Mad Capsule Markets (best known for nPulse and Tribe), Million Dead (best known for having a cool name), Reuben (best known for being supported by MPC) and recently Skindred (best known for being fucking crazy).
The gap between the formation and those tours? Hell you can fill that in yourself, I'm not getting paid for this, it's part of the community service cyber stalking charges I am currently undergoing for annoying the hell out of Dick Van Dyke. But anyway, Multi Purpose Chemical signed with Liverpool based Honey Records in 2004 and have released the CULT EP which is a 4track masterpeice which includes the video for Cult. Upcoming include the single for HUMAN and thier debut album, ...AND FOUR MORE WAYS TO FIGHT. MPC have come a long way from thier beginnings on the mean streets of Liverpool, bringing joy to fans thier and many other parts of the UK.
Ross McFarlane left MPC, instead pursuing a life time dream of becoming the world record holder for sperm donations (allegedly) and for that we salute him! Reports that he spontaneously combusted have been proven as seen in the picture below, however he is Rossykins - part man, part tree air freshener accessory, he cannot be totally destoryed.
MPC searched high and low, far and wide and pretty much ever other direction, including several new ones discovered along the way. They found not just any old drummer, they found a guy so freakin awesome that every drum kit in the world is signing up right now just to be used by him - MEL DIABLO!
The line up of MPC was finally complete!...But then Rob left/was fired. Rumours that he fired himself in a drunken state remain unfounded but we here at the fan site would like to state that Mr Robert of Hoey provided many hours of entertainment and the odd lovely game of bingo to the masses. He will be missed by many. Oh and for the record, personally we believe that the man known as Uncle Rob has actually gone on to pursue a career in Hollywood and while be the next Harry Potter/Optimus Prime.
The band now rock around the world (whilst searching for a new guitarist - all credit to Obsessive Compulsive guitarist Giz for standing in and being awesome!) spreading the love, hugs, rockdom and most importantly, the FUN that is their brand of folk-funk-stoner-metal. With an album due out in OCTOBER (which let's face it, is totally going to out sell Back In Black), soon you will not be able to escape the fun loving mayhem that is Multi Purpose Chemical!
-THE MULTI PURPOSE MENTALIST
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