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Most of the time I just hang out, watch Jerry Springer and drink beer. Stopped smoking a long time ago but do enjoy the occasional cigar.I sleep alot ... maybe I have trypanosomiasis ... na no tsetse flys around here.I just love to nap. Here there and everywhere. To paraphrase Gorden Gecko, Sleep is GOOD!Love the eats. I get a breakfast, lunch and dinner and I can snack in between as much as I want. This is a great Gig.Sometimes there is talk of putting me on a diet but my folks seem to know that a fat cat is a happy cat. Besides, I not fat I'm calorie-burning challanged.I like to get attention by running up and down the hallway as fast as I can when everyones asleep. Then, I scream my meow in a death cry that I know wakes them up, but they just laugh and ignore me.With all I eat its no surprise that I'm a champion in the litter box. Hoooie, I can deliver a bomb and love to announce my success by yelling a meow out upon my exit from the can.Ahhh ... it's good to be the King ... I mean Kat.Let's see, I like to cuddle but only on my terms ... don't even think your picking me up. Ain't gonna happen and I'll deliver a severe meow complaint. I make it sound like they're killing me.Like to get high on the catnip. Yea, they grow it fresh for me. What am I Ron Wood or something?It's a pretty nice deal living here in Southern CA. Weather by the beach is very nice and usually not too hot or cold. To prevent from overheating and to get rid of the knots that I get, I usually get shaved for the summer. I prefer the lion cut but would consider a Brazilian. I don't care much for anyone grooming me.Otherwise, I either love or hate everything depending on my mood at that moment.Now I hate this .. gotta nap.Did I mention Food, I love my food!

I like Pirates and Monkeys and Monkeys that are Pirates but no dead Monkey Pirates