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Most of the time I just hang out, watch Jerry Springer and drink beer. Stopped smoking a long time ago but do enjoy the occasional cigar.I sleep alot ... maybe I have trypanosomiasis ... na no tsetse flys around here.I just love to nap. Here there and everywhere. To paraphrase Gorden Gecko, Sleep is GOOD!Love the eats. I get a breakfast, lunch and dinner and I can snack in between as much as I want. This is a great Gig.Sometimes there is talk of putting me on a diet but my folks seem to know that a fat cat is a happy cat. Besides, I not fat I'm calorie-burning challanged.I like to get attention by running up and down the hallway as fast as I can when everyones asleep. Then, I scream my meow in a death cry that I know wakes them up, but they just laugh and ignore me.With all I eat its no surprise that I'm a champion in the litter box. Hoooie, I can deliver a bomb and love to announce my success by yelling a meow out upon my exit from the can.Ahhh ... it's good to be the King ... I mean Kat.Let's see, I like to cuddle but only on my terms ... don't even think your picking me up. Ain't gonna happen and I'll deliver a severe meow complaint. I make it sound like they're killing me.Like to get high on the catnip. Yea, they grow it fresh for me. What am I Ron Wood or something?It's a pretty nice deal living here in Southern CA. Weather by the beach is very nice and usually not too hot or cold. To prevent from overheating and to get rid of the knots that I get, I usually get shaved for the summer. I prefer the lion cut but would consider a Brazilian. I don't care much for anyone grooming me.Otherwise, I either love or hate everything depending on my mood at that moment.Now I hate this .. gotta nap.Did I mention Food, I love my food!
I like Pirates and Monkeys and Monkeys that are Pirates but no dead Monkey Pirates
I'd like to meet:
In no particular order:
capt jack sparrow
bart simpson
Buffy
Horatio Kaine (H)
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His Holiness the 14th Dali Lama of Tibet
Felix the Cat
Captain Morgan
Carl Spackler
MySpace.com
Dr. Zahi Hawass, Secretary General of the Supreme Council of Antiquities
Little Richard
Xena and Gabriele
Terri Nunn
Keith Richards
Bill Shatner
Sylvester
Peter Criss
Toonces
Pink Panther
Music:
Oh! Pussycat dolls ... Yea Baby ... MEOOOOOOW!
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Green Day, Foo Fighters, Aerosmith,
Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean,The Godfather,Animal House,
Scary Monster MoviesGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
And now a Poem:
Even a Cat Pure at Heart ... Who Catches Mice at Night ... May Become a Wolf When the Wolfbane Blooms ... In the Autumn Moonlight Bright
SHE WAS MARKED WITH THE CURSE OF THOSE WHO SLINK AND COURT AND KILL BY NIGHT! andA KISS COULD CHANGE HER INTO A MONSTROUS FANG-AND-CLAW KILLER! andSHE KNEW STRANGE, FIERCE PLEASURES THAT NO OTHER WOMAN COULD EVER FEEL!
Television:
The Simpsons, anything Animal Planet, The Daily Show, National Geographic,CSI Miami, SNL, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Science Channel
Lets Have a Beer
Or Better Yet a Martini!
YUM! A Dirty Sapphire with Blue Cheese Stuffed Olives
Watch Little Richard Interpet G.W. Bush's Speech
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Books:
I even don't know how to read but if I could I'd read: The Fan Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Heroes:
Get Your Own! | View SlideshowTop Cat, Chewbacca, Jerry Bruckheimer, Mel Brooks, Riff Raff, Mick Jagger, Spiderman, Adolphus Busch .. width="425" height="350" ..
Woops ... Its time for a nap
Holy moly ... This kat is really pissed-off, I don't think he likes his name (Burger & fries)It's a wierd name but I like him. Mute or pause the music video above and the click on the play arrow twice to watch. Good stuff!
A Good Kat Fight
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Hope I make it
What this site needs is more cowbell
