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This is a No Haters Place. If you are that, or a player, a faker, a cheater, or if you spam my bulletin space with stupid items, you will be deleted, but if you are an honest, grounded and friendly person, I will greet you welcome with love. My friends are the best and you can join them, but you will never beat them... ♥ Kelo
I have 3 other profiles:
My Help For Friends page (HTML, safety, poetry, links etc.)
The Artist Collector (My music page)
Ask Dr. Emanuel (My crazy page)
I have a blog in English/Danish called bloggerbeazt's bleepz
Kelo's Space
Click me ~ I'm Spacious
Your Birth Month is October
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can. Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.
Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love
Your gemstone: Tourmaline
Your flower: Cosmos (Asters)
Your colors: White and yellow
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
October means fall / Foliage / Pumpkins, witches and skeletons / Balloon fiesta in New Mexico / Energy awareness / Walks in the woods / Reading books / Harvest / Vacation / Fall planting / Halloween and All Saints Day / Temperature shifts / Oktoberfest / Midterms / A slower pace of life / Baseball playoff / A turning season / "Eighth" according to the The Roman calendar / Autumn leaves / Durga Puja / Popcorn fun / Hunting / Trophy Walleyes / Domestic Violence Awareness Month / Fright Fest / Breast Cancer Awareness Month / UN's anniversary / Dark days / Dark clothes / Spawning / Seisen Festival / Trick-or-treaters / Lower-stratospheric temperatures / Harvest festivals / Garden expos / Shi-yue / Homecoming / Bluefish / Scary stuff / Cloud cover / California Spiney Lobsters / Beer, sauerbraten and knockwurst / Black Forest / Jazz in Seattle / Red, orange and yellow replacing green / Book sale / National Day celebrations in Hong Kong / For tarantulas October means love (mating season) / Oyster season / Gospel / The anniversary of famed magician Harry Houdini..s death / Less yard work / Better photo opportunities / Walk to School Week / Feasts and novenas to the Holy Mother St. Teresa / Muffins / NHL / Warm October means a cold February / No bugs / Daylight savings end / Days get shorter / Mushrooms / My birthday and much more...

SPILL IT 'BOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Kelo
Birthday: Oct. 24 1952
Birthplace: Copenhagen
Current Location: A chair in front of the computer you idiot!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Whitish
Height: 186
Right or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Creativity (& a mild disturbance of the brain)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stink!
Your Weakness: Females, animals & children
Your Fears: 1/ To be hit by an airplane in the shower
2/ To be hit by a shower in an airplane
3/ To wet my pants while electricuted
4/ To (grow a beard and) be mistaken for Condolesa Rice
5/ To wake up in her bed!
6/ To wake up in her bed and discover that I married her in a state of immense intoxication
7/ To wake up in her bed and discover that I married her in a state of immense intoxication and her telling me with a smile that I knocked her up
8/ To completely forget about sex. Damn! I already did!
9/ To take a leak in the dark and get bitten by two hungry mosquitos on the tip of my 'u-know-what'! (again!)
10/ To break a tooth on a Chinese fortune cookie, and it reads: "This is your lucky day!"

Your Perfect Pizza: Sure! Deliver pls!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To stop smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :-)
Thoughts First Waking Up: 6:30 already?
Your Best Physical Feature: My tongue, anyway it can be of use
Your Bedtime: Around 22:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Hmm - I must have missed it...
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. I can drink Coca Cola, but don't usually enjoy soft drinks with secret ingredients, I feel a strong need to avoid
powerful companies, and I like water better. If you're sad about it, click this image:

MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single, but anything goes as long as they're young, sweet, pretty, well off and come in pairs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Swear: Hell no!
Do you Sing: Often!
Do you Shower Daily: Only in the summer time
Have you Been in Love: More often than I can count
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you beleive in yourself: What am I? An illusion?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn yeah, now where's my glasses?
Are you a Health Freak: No way
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes indeed
The love of your life is: My son, Rasmus
You really dislike: Racists, Nazis, Fakers, Players and Cheaters
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: Sure, he he...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hope so, cause I bought it and now it's gone
In the past month have you Smoked: Much too friggin' much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No no no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Haven't asked anyone out...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yez yez yez
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I'll play the tune if you click the pic!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sadly no
In the past month have you been on Stage: A clown don't need a stage...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Stupid q! This is much too close to icy waters
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Don't remember... Wait 'till my hangovers are gone
Ever been called a Tease: People are much too polite
Ever been Beaten up: Sure! I'm a guy! I DID block all the punches with my nose though!

Ever Shoplifted: Afraid so...
How do you want to Die: Old and in the arms of a babe like
Elisha Cuthbert. Pls mail me when she agrees.
P.S. If she's busy try Eva Longoria, Laetitia Casta, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Paradis, J-Lo and Xtina Aguilera in any order (or all of them)

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: What do you mean? I'm 55!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy. Or maybe France. Perhaps Thailand. Or India. Or even Australia. Hmm.. When I think it over: Scotland. Maybe Ireland. No, make it Greece. US would also be nice to visit, but on the other hand I think Argentina or perhaps Chile. Or Brazil. Hey! Now I got it: ITALY!
What language would you like to learn: Spanish
Number of Drugs you have taken: Kg's or different types?
Number of CDs you own: Around 500
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Best activity: Making use of my best physical feature...
Worst activity: Cleaning windows ;;;;
Number of things in my Past you Regret: Zero - they all taught me valuable lessons
Favourite quote: "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens..." (Woody Allen)
"To be or not to be" is: A question?
You are (in one word): Privileged
~~~~~~~~ In a Girl.. ~~~~~~~~
First things you notice: The eyes (Honest!)
Favourite Eye Color: All except red
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Short, but it's not important
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Less than me
Clothing Style: Sexy/Feminine, but a micro bikini is OK
Favourite Breast Size: Small or medium, but anything goes
Favourite body part: A cute behind
Preferred Race: Human
Preferred skills: Singer, musician, dancer or just some kind of artist
Preferred sexual fancies: Me & mine!
Preferred personality: Open-minded, lovable and forever cuddly
Preferred Zodiac signs: Aquarius
Pisces
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
No, just joking... My preferred Zodiac signs are Pisces, Cancer, Virgo and Scorpio...

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
As I feel very sad about how children are treated in this world, and the terms they have to deal with on an everyday basis, I have chosen to support two organizations who fight for the overall fulfilment of children's needs and improvement of their circumstances in general.
Nepenthes, which I have chosen to support as well, is an environmental organisation working to encourage sustainable use of the world's forests, particularly in Denmark and the rainforests of the tropics.
This is accomplished through actual projects local to forest areas and through political lobbyism. Much of their work is carried out on a voluntary basis, why they perform much of their activity on free labour provided by 60 active members.
I am convinced that we cannot overestimate the importance of preserving nature's resources. I also think it is equally imperative to educate the inhabitants of the rainforest areas and countries, and get the wood exporters and importers to realize, that we simply can't keep on exploiting the tropical forests is this manner.
From 1994-2003 I was a gospel singer in the gospel choir Saints and Sinners in Copenhagen. This period was a series of wonderful experiences, and the people I met during that time, I shall never forget. Participating in the choir events, workshops and especially The Copenhagen Gospel Festival was truly fantastic. I've had the privilege to get to know some very talented singers, instructors and musicians. To mention a few: Richard Smallwood, Calvin Bridges, Ruth Lynch, Peter Steinvig, Kerry Smith, Kevin Bond, Albert Campos, Peggy Britt, Karen Gibson, Gerome Bell, Ricky Grundy, Dirk Chaney, Junior Robinson, Gerald Smith, Keith Wellington, Patrick Henderson, David Daniels and his fantastic People's Christian Fellowship Gospel Choir in London, Etta Cameron, Frank Anker, Peter Mikkelsen, Thomas Hansen, Johnny "KC" Rasmussen, Tobias Folting, Peter Kofoed-Nielsen and many more.
I bet you know someone with AS!
Show your support - Click the buttons above. They're already sponsored!
Show your support to these fellas also! They're good!

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My Interests

music/writing/debating/contemplating/hifi/humor/playing Team Fortress 2 (I'm "Rubber Duck")/movies/books/intelligent company/psychology/NLP/street rods/learning new stuff/the incomparable complexity, mystery and attraction of females, and especially what can emerge from getting to know such wonderful beings/the irreplacable beauty and diversity of nature

I'd like to meet:

Honest, sincere, friendly and fun people. Someone with whom I can share my happiness and unconditional love. Someone who are willing to receive it. Someone who seeks the truth and understands the power of being positive. Someone who lives it...

Grisja! The most wonderful, gentle and lovable cat ever!

Marlee Matlin, an actress I adore (in Children of a lesser God)

Miss you Kris!

One of our best handball players on the female side

A wonderful and charming Swedish cook who could cook for me anytime!

I adore this girl

...and this girl

The voice of a goddess, and with incredible beauty,
charm and humour. Your Banda Beleza is fantastic!
I love you!

A wonderful person and a gospel
singer out of this world

Small woman - Big voice

Do it!

And some say God don't exist...

Llegó con tres heridas,
La del amor, la de la muerte, la de la vida.

Con tres heridas viene,
La de la vida, la del amor, la de la muerte.

Con tres heridas yo,
La de la vida, la de la muerte, la del amor.

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Music:

Lisa Nilsson/Steely Dan/Donald Fagen/Little Feat/Lowell George/Randi Laubek/Leonard Cohen/Shawn Colvin/The Bachelors/Willie Nelson/Jim Reeves/Kenny Rogers/Linda Ronstadt/Dolly Parton/Emmylou Harris/Chet Atkins/Carola/Janis Ian/Feist/Björk/Babyface/Aske Bentzon/Brandy/Usher/Boyz II Men/Cat Stevens/Pink Floyd/Roger Waters/Steve Miller Band/Kamæleon/Joni Mitchell/Van Morrison/Muddy Waters/Anders Glenmark/Bonnie Raitt/Calvin Bridges/Jens Jefsen Trio/Stevie Wonder/Dire Straits/Kirsten Siggaard/The Mamas and the Papas/Roy Orbison/Big Brother & the Holding Company/Eagles/Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young/Neil Young/Søs Fenger/Paul Simon/Diana Krall/Alison Krauss/Weather Report/Aretha Franklin/Tim Christensen/Jimi Hendrix/Band of Gypsys/Fleetwood Mac/John Mayer/Enya/Björn Afzelius/The Doors/Natalia Imbruglia/The Beatles/Barbra Streisand/Billy Joel/Katie Melua/Carlos Santana/Sting/Gerry Rafferty/K.D. Lang/The Band/Silje Nergaard/Kelly Rowland/Norah Jones/Nils Lofgren/Eric Clapton/Madonna/The Velvet Underground/Frank Zappa/Søren Kragh Jacobsen/Rickie Lee Jones/Johnny "Guitar" Watson/Opstand Gospel Choir/Josefine Cronholm/Don Henley/Kerry "Golden-Fingers" Smith/Celine Dion/War/Dire Straits/Mariah Carey/Shania Twain/Sanne/Sonny Boy Williamson/Carole King/The Moody Blues/Memphis Slim/Enigma/Supertramp/Christina Aguilera/The Lovin' Spoonful/Helen Shapiro/Paul Anka/Connie Francis/Gerry and the Pacemakers/The Honeycombs/Trini Lopez/Nino Tempo and April Stevens/The Zombies/Brenda Lee/Jo Stafford/Miriam Makeba/Harry Belafonte/Bob Marley/Joan Baez/The Savage Rose/Anne Dorte Michelsen/Julie Driscoll/Paul Banks/Anne Linnet/Kashmir/Niels Henning Ørsted Pedersen/Kefas/Richard Smallwood/Kiri Te Kanawa/Barbara Hendricks/Barbara Bonney/Elvis Presley/Josh Groban/Tina Dickow/Jolie Holland/Sarah Slean/Natalie Merchant/Melanie Chisholm

Concerto for Violin and Orchestra no. 1 in G minor by Max Bruch/Concierto de Arajuez by Rodrigo/Vespers by Rachmaninov/Au Fond du Temple Saint (the duet) from The Pearl Fishers by Bizet/Zigeunerweisen by Sarasate/Clair de Lune by Debussy/Adagio from Spartacus by Khachaturian/Lullaby (Vuggevise) by Fini Henriques/Ave Verum by W.A. Mozart/Air by J.S. Bach/Panis Angelicus by Cesar Franck/The Small Bells Rings Monotonously by Gurliev/Schweigen by Max Reger/Solveig's Song by Edvard Grieg/Adagio by Tommaso Albinoni/Dance of the Blessed Spirits by C.W. Gluck/The Swan of Tuonela by Jean Sibelius/Largo (from the 4 Seasons) by Antonin Dvorak/Messe solenelle de Sainte Cecile by Gounod/Requiem by Fauré

Movies:

Take The Money And Run / Far and Away / Play It Again Sam / Silent Movie / Hotel New Hampshire / Amistad / The Red Dragon / Psycho / Seven / The Ninth Gate / Hannibal / The Others / Face off / Pulp Fiction / Three Fugitives / Erin Brockowich / The Moth Man Prophecies / Blood and Wine / G.I. Jane / Spy Game / Leòn / The Sweetest Thing / What Women Want / French Kiss / Polish Wedding / Ghost / Sliding Doors / Do Not Disturb (Silent Witness) / Der Untergang / Amadeus / Shakespeare In Love / Out for Justice / 15 Minutes / Die Hard / Indecent Proposal / 9 ½ weeks / The Color Purple / Children of a Lesser God / Love Comes Softly / Cora Unashamed / Nell / The King and Queen of Moonlight Bay / Forrest Gump / The Naked Gun / Once Upon a Time in the West / Fair Game / Master and Commander / Das Boot / The Deer Hunter / Natural Born Killers / White Men Can't Jump / Life of Brian / The Meaning of Life / Monty Python and the Holy Grail / The Producers / Robin Hood: Men in Tights / Young Frankenstein / The Pink Panther / The Great Dictator / City Lights / Modern Times / Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain) / Mansfield Park / Breaking the Waves / Gamle Mænd i Nye Biler / Some Like It Hot / Mulan / Shrek / The Devil Wears Prada / Braveheart / Apocalypto / Villa Paranoia / Cinema Paradiso / A Fish Called Wanda

Television:

Sex and the City/Frasier/Fawlty Towers/Monty Python in general/Desperate Housewives/Friends/Smack The Pony/2 guys a girl and a pizza place/Will and Grace/Langt fra Las Vegas/'Allo 'Allo/Malcolm in the Middle/Brainiac/Top Gear/Forensic Detectives/Mythbusters/Dr. Phil/Oprah/Extreme Makeover Home Edition/Animal Planet/Handball/Formula One Racing/Athletics

Books:

Lots and lots of them...

Heroes:

Each and every child who struggles in a ugly world, and...
Has no hand to hold...
Diana, forever missed...
Steve - truly awesome...
The Tibetans on this video...
If the Chinese guards had the slightest bit of humanity, sympathy or compassion to share, they would look the other way, but humanity, sympathy and compassion is something they don't have. It seems like they think it's just ordinary fun to kill innocent Tibetans struggling to reach Nepal in order to get educated. I will never again buy anything made in China.
African Children's Choir
The Danish handball boys finally won a gold medal. Congratulations to the European champions!
Carro... a fantastic athlete and a true winner
Another amazing woman - Yelena Isinbayeva
Caroline Wozniacki, the first Danish Wimbledon Grand Slam junior single winner since 1947. And she is on a roll - Go girl Go!
Mikkel Kessler, former WBA and WBC World Champion. Come again Mikkel - you're the best!
Bruce Lee
Anne Frank
Sir John (In the middle)
Xtina
Marilyn
Dalai Lama
Mother Theresa
Empress-Dowager Dagmar (Maria Fedorovna)
Mahatma Gandhi
Charlie Chaplin
Koko and her kitten
The passengers on United 93
The fella who added this hilarious sign!
End of heroes list... Now to the liars and criminals...
"I am above the law..."
"We are the good guys, right?"
"Sure thing, and I am Santa Claus!"
"Isn't it incredible that we've pulled off such a massive fraud?"
..
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My Blog

LIFE REFLECTIONS BY GEORGE CARLIN:

LIFE REFLECTIONS BY GEORGE CARLIN:1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.3. I'm in shape. Round is a sh...
Posted by kelo on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:39:00 PST

These things were done in the name of their god

Saudi police 'stopped' fire rescueFriday, March 15, 2002Saudi Arabia's religious police stopped schoolgirls from leaving a blazing building because they were not wearing correct Islamic dress, accordi...
Posted by kelo on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

My poetry

Some of my poems on another profile of mine...Please don't use any of my poems without my acceptance....
Posted by kelo on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:47:00 PST

Sign madness

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world:Sales sign in a Danish clothes store:SLUT SPU...
Posted by kelo on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST

The 9/11 conspiracy theory:

The 9/11 conspiracy theory:The Danish TV channel DR2 broadcast on Dec.2nd 2006 a documentary onwhether this conspiracy theory could be true, or if it was a fantasy in the heads of some left wing enemi...
Posted by kelo on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

Videos: The Secret - and other good stuff...

The Secret - TrailerAdd to My Profile | More VideosThe SecretAdd to My Profile | More VideosThe Secret - Behind The ScenesAdd to My Profile | More VideosBob Proctor Speaks OnAdd to My Profile | More V...
Posted by kelo on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST

You know you're...

You know you're a geek when*you laugh like Goofy and carry glasses heavier than your shoes*you prefer reading "Comprehensive C++" instead of going to a party*you are able to quote correctly from comic...
Posted by kelo on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

Balance

When we get older, we don't have the strength to enjoy the beautiful things in life, such as music, writing, paint ing, dancing, nature and love with the vigour ...
Posted by kelo on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

Who am I...? Who are you...?

I fell in love with Janis Ian when I heard "Society's child" on her first record in 1967I cried on 9-11-01I'm naive and honestI'm a boy, a man and an oldieI'm a friendI'm a hi-fi freakI'm a musi...
Posted by kelo on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST

It's my Mom's birthday today

At approximately 05:10 this morning I woke up from a dream, in which all of a sudden stepped - no other than my long gone uncle. He looked surprised, and didn't talk to me, as though he had expec...
Posted by kelo on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:14:00 PST