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Thank you Han, Lizzie's birthday's on the 21st August, so that means she is constantly 21!!!!!!
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Thank you Han, Lizzie's birthday's on the 21st August, so that means she is constantly 21!!!!!!.
IBIZA, dancing, laughing, pissing about, self amusement, smoking in all it's various herbal forms, teasing passengers, writing of course because before we did the book we forgot how many great things we do and how much we see and experience. Sex, our men, music, good food, seeing a new place appear on our rosters, working with characters who don't know they are funny. Meeting friends in a bar or pub garden in good weather then inviting more and more and getting an unexpected party together, thats always fantastic..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Liz & Julie ( we'll do this together!)
Birthday: August and October
Birthplace: Northeast
Current Location: Northwest
Eye Color: both blue
Hair Color: Brunette / Jue constantly changing.
Height: 5'7" and 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: We've got both.
Your Heritage: The Proud History of Airline Stewardesses!
The Shoes You Wore Today: two pairs of smelly navy cabin shoes
Your Weakness: Oral sex / Nutragious bars
Your Fears: slugs / cellulite
Your Perfect Pizza: korma! we get them locally, bloody gorgeous
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: next year! book on Waterstones shelves
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haven't worked it out yet, we will
Thoughts First Waking Up: have I been farting in my sleep, the duvet stinks!
Your Best Physical Feature: Liz - nice tits / Jue - great arse
Your Bedtime: perfume on to sleep / eye cream always
Your Most Missed Memory: we can't remember........
Pepsi or Coke: Virgin Cola, it's got a flying connection!
MacDonalds or Burger King: creepy clown or scary royal? hate both
Single or Group Dates: we do both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yes please
Chocolate or Vanilla: pecan delight / neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: no foam just strong and milky
Do you Smoke: of course
Do you Swear: too friggin' right
Do you Sing: only along to Happy Birthday
Do you Shower Daily: Baths sweetie! a lady's places need total immersion
Have you Been in Love: oh yes
Do you want to go to College: what for?
Do you want to get Married: I am getting married, Jue has been
Do you belive in yourself: we're both quite sure we exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: not now, but we both used to puke at first
Do you think you are Attractive: sort of
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha! er....no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes they are fantastic
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, lights out
Do you play an Instrument: I play my man's organ, and Jue can toot a flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: pilfered aircrafty champagne!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, and we've been on rugs!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: all Stewardesses will have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but we scoffed a packet of hobnobs
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: we have! In Tokyo!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, performing the safety demo we have an audience
In the past month have you been Dumped: no why? what have you heard?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, we've both put weight on
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only moments of pleasure!
Ever been Drunk: How old are you?
Ever been called a Tease: yes, and trolley dolly, and tart with cart
Ever been Beaten up: no, but we should have been
Ever Shoplifted: we've never found one light enough to lift
How do you want to Die: why, what have you planned......
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cantankerous and imperious!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ibiza always.....and stay for ever
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: we like a matching pair
Favourite Hair Color: rich chestnut flash / baby blonde L'Oreal
Short or Long Hair: we like both, are we doing this wrong Jue?
Height: tall
Weight: fit
Best Clothing Style: Hero looks great, trendy, blokey
Number of Drugs I have taken: are you the feds?
Number of CDs I own: loads and loads
Number of Piercings: just ears
Number of Tattoos: we change our minds too quick
Number of things in my Past I Regret: why bother, it holds you back
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We bloody love good dance music. None of that Euro Pop Pap, give it to us deep! Chicane, Deep Dish, Gabriel and Dresden, Ferry Corsten, we love you. Loads of other journey music, beautiful, flowing, making you feel like you could run for miles. Any chill out played at Sunset Strip, the moment, it's about the moment.
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Got to be Twin Town as our favourite, also Human Traffic, 24 Hour Party People, but really when you see three hundred and odd little movie screens every day at work, you get a little flash of everything and then want to see nothing at the pictures.
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Enjoyed "Respectable" very funny. We loved "Ideal" "My Name is Earl" "Funland" and "Shameless" best show on the telly ever. Adored "Early Doors" and "Royal Family" How wasn't Early Doors a bigger hit? It was brilliant. The two policemen were a pisser! We met lovely Caroline Ahern on our flight and asked her. She said that Craig Cash would be dead chuffed with our comments. We'd have bought mugs and everything with "Early Doors" on. Get it back on the telly!!! And this time, advertise the fact it's on!!
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Ooooo, big readers. You have to be when you fly, you can be trapped in a hotel room for days. Jue likes lots of Chick Lit, shopping stuff and Jordan's books. She loves glam. She is glam! I like a good thriller, political, or spy stories. We often carry diplomatic bags on board the aircraft, sealed to the high heavens. I'm dying to rifle through them
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Liz: My Hero, my fella, who'll you will meet in the book. What a man. Major Phwaaaw. We both love Bob Marley, and John Lennon. Lenny Ibizarre, a man of peace who opened his world to us. Mr. Mike, what an amazing friend and talent. Chicane, and Nick Bracegridle for making the Music I'd make if I only could, to put myself in heaven. Anyone who manages to live in Ibiza, makes it and is happy. We're joining you someday.Jue : We loved Mo Molam, what a lady she was, decent, kind, funny, trying always to do the best thing. She used to come on our flights. I love Justine Timberlake, he likes older girls, and I'd love to encourage that. We both love and adore PamAnn, touch trolley, touch galley!
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