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Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned

I am a DENIM DEMON!

About Me

I'm sure you can figure some of this out by using the context clues on this fine page and your deductive reasoning skills. Remember learning about context clues? Man, I loved being in school!

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Click and Drag the Girl through the Bubbles

My Interests

*my magnificent husband :D *tattoos *Roller Derby *hearses *hot rods *living dead dolls *autopsy babies *forensics *reading *making art *puppies and kitties *crafting...And the list goes on.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, especially this man:

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Music:

*PJ Harvey *Rob Zombie *White Zombie *Type O Negative *Johnny Cash *The Reverend Horton Heat *Sigur Ros *Rainer Maria *Her Space Holiday *Loretta Lynn *Patsy Cline *Wanda Jackson *Fischerspooner *Jucifer *Sleater-Kinney *Elvis *The White Stripes *Little Richard *Michael Jackson *Otis Redding

Movies:

Mostly comedy and horror. I really love John Waters, John Hughes and Tim Burton. One of my favorite movies ever will always be Pulp Fiction. Say what you will, but that movie's awesome! Pulp Fiction comes second to The Jerk.

Television:

I'm hopelessly addicted to the Game Show Network - really, any game show except for "reality" ones, Deal or No Deal, etc. I also like watching Six Feet Under, Bizarre Foods, Intervention, ATHF, Robot Chicken and Squidbillies.

Books:

I've been promising myself that I'll read more and I plan on making that happen. I really only like nonfiction books - yes, that means I have no problem reading a textbook or 12.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash. Patsy Cline. Loretta Lynn. Alan Ball. Dr. Bill Bass. Mary Roach.
All my friends that have decided to stick with me no matter what life throws our way - you all know who you are. My family, despite all our imperfections.

My Blog

Check out my baby blog!

I've been working to keep this updated with lots of stories and pictures. I plan on keeping it up even after he arrives, so be sure to check back often! Enjoy! http://babyjacksonparker.blogspot.com/...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:26:00 PST

Its that time again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our first recruitment session of 2008 will be held THIS Saturday, May 17th from 10am to Noon!
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Fri, 16 May 2008 07:19:00 PST

Play my game!

I've started an online baby pool where you can guess what Mark & I are are having, the weight, length, etc.! Take a second and give it a shot! There aren't any prizes, but I promise it'll be fun! ...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:41:00 PST

What I want for Christmas

What I want for Christmas is an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time... Just kidding! Really, what I wan...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:18:00 PST

So, I’m on this crazy diet...

I started the Quick Weight Loss Center diet almost three weeks ago. I totally felt it was time to do something about all this weight I've been carrying around. I've been so dissatisfied with myself fo...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:04:00 PST

My ceiling...

Many of you have heard that part of my kitchen ceiling fell in about two weeks ago. I've gotten it repaired (all but the painting part) and I thought I'd share some photos. -------------- Part 1: The...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:02:00 PST

Some say I look like

...these people:
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

Can you help?

I came home from work today and let my doggies outside. I looked out the window to check on them and I noticed a stray dog in my neighbor's yard. She looked to be penned in the front, totally fenced i...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:29:00 PST

I married a rollerguy?!

Mark, a.k.a. Derby Sanchez, had his first roller derby bout on Sunday. There were two teams of guys that played against each other for halftime entertainment during the ARG 2007 Championship bout...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST

Holy Crap!

Hell has officially frozen over. I'm finally getting my settlement from my car accident that happened on 4/27/07! Almost four months after the fact! I called State Farm and the check was mailed out ye...
Posted by Jessica ~ Tempest Scorned on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST