WHAT? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? Ooh, here's my funny little bio that I'm going to pretend I didn't write myself... As though I'm some kind of hot shot who has someone else to write his bio--Well, I'm not. This is it, right here. I'm a gigantic horserat from mars with 42 onions stewing at any given time in my kitchen there. I travel back and forth, and the only reason I come here is so I can make the occasional bit of art I don't hate.
The other criminals responsible for these recordings are credited on my website. In fact, stop reading this dribble and go to my website.
Thank you,
Daniel