mikeweels - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like to joke around and make people laugh some say im 43 goin on 10 im a artist well i try to be i can draw , paint, build stuff wish i could learn how to make video and pc games i got loads of ideas but no brains to make it happen i have muscular dystrophy went into a chair at 18 now im 43 i cant walk but its ok i get round on my on my knees i cant drive or go out much as i want just need a lift van and someone to drive it but that takes money and i aint just poor i !!POE!! guy walks into a bank yells !!this is a screw up!! teller says dont you mean a hold up guy yells !!NO ITS A SCREW UP I FORGOT MY GUN!!! i dont drink,smoke or do drugs i dont drink i put it in my humidifyer and by morning my whole room is drunkifyed and my dog is layin in the corner on his back with his paws up in the air and a smile on his face(my dogs a drunk) i dream bout haveing lots of friends and lots of pretty ladies in my life or 1 special lady one day i intend to be 120 years old chaseing round the nurses on my scooter yelling come here i wanna kiss ya i had a cat once cat slept next to my pillow but one night darn cat farted and liked to killed me (ever smell a cat fart !!!DONT!!!)so i burned my pillow and went to sleep on the sofa had a bird once the thing liked to fly across the room and drop little bombs on everyones heads but the cat ate the bird (bird dived down to low one day to drop the bomb and well !!!!!LUNCH!!! i really like myspace i got more friends on myspace then i do in real life i get to meet more people people i never would have dreamed i could meet befor anyone wanna add me to their friends list ill be jumpin out my seat but all the spammers in bikinis i like the pics but i aint adding you unless you say somthin so i know your not spamm

My Interests

!!!RAVENS FOOTBALL!!!, movies, computers, books, the alamo, little big horn, art, ww2 beautyfull ladys

I'd like to meet:

as many beautyfull ladys as i can meet i cant do anything with them but i still dream id like to make new friends to chat with the more friends the better all the money in the world cant make ya happy if you dont have friends. you cant talk to a dollar(i dont have money anyhow) i wanna make lots of friends i dont care if your famous or not we are all Human beings that need friends to talk to once and a while

Music:

elvis presley, ozzy, kiss, willie nelson, country, ratpack live, beatles, anything but rap

Movies:

any john wayne movies, war movies, science fiction, gunfight at the OK Corral,

Television:

comedy channel, bull rideing, wrestling, RAVENS FOOTBALL, ORIOLES BASEBALL, tcm channel classics, whos line is it anyway, ace of cakes, american choppers, westerns,

Books:

too many to list

Heroes:

world war 2 soldiers, american soldiers, firefighters, john wayne, real american hero Jimmy Stewart, Kirk Douglas, gen george patton, abe lincoln, george washington, ronald reagan, Elvis Presley,

My Blog

MIKEWEELS TUESDAY WEDNESDAY

HELLO EVERYONE ALL YOUR GHOULS AND GOBLINS GETTING READY FOR HALLOWEEN ok been racking my brain trying to come up with another spooky story and im getting a headache figures lol easier to be fu...
Posted by mikeweels on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:02:00 PST

MIKEWEELS SUNDAY MONDAY SPOOKY HELLO

HELLO ALL !!!RAVENS WON RAVENS WON!!! we may not get to the superbowl but we got a QB in Flacco finally Just think a QB drafted to be 3rd string QB not even expected to play at all and look number 1 ...
Posted by mikeweels on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:07:00 PST

MIKEWEELS SATURDAY SUNDAY SPOOKY PARTY

HELLO EVERYONE WHOS READY FOR HALLOWEEN years ago i went out on my scooter one night i desided to go to a part of the neighborhood i never went to befor across the main road. it was late and very lit...
Posted by mikeweels on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:43:00 PST

MIKEWEELS FRIDAY SATURDAY PARTY COME ON IN HAVE FUN

HELLO EVERYONE WHATS NEW ANYONE WANNA PARTY whats up everyone it sure got cold outside hope it warm up befor halloween cause its cold sitting here with the door open for the tricker treat'rs i though...
Posted by mikeweels on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:13:00 PST

MIKEWEELS WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FUN TIMES I HOPE

HELLO EVERYONE ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK AND WE STILL ALIVE I HOPE ok maby not that guy over in the corner he aint moved for hours and his eyes are still open lol . so hows everyone doin today me i g...
Posted by mikeweels on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:39:00 PST

MIKEWEELS MONDAY and TUESDAY

wow what a monday night game for the patriots becky your patriots kicked denvers assbutts lol jeeeeeeees i had to turn it off at the end it got too bad lol i went out this weekend thinkin it w...
Posted by mikeweels on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:11:00 PST

MIKEWEELS SUNDAY OHHHH HAPPY DAYS THE RAVENS WON

finally party time the ravens won i got out and i did,nt get hurt wow what a weekend ok thats one good weekend even got home and had chineese for dinner (shrimp and Broccoli) i ate so much i thought ...
Posted by mikeweels on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:25:00 PST

MIKEWEELS GOIN OUT SATURDAY AFTERNOON LETS PARTY

HELLO EVERYONE GUESS WHAT YEH IM GOIN OUT FOR A HOUR LOL yeh im only goin out for a hour ill probably be waiting over an hour for the ride to get here as usual lol im only goin to the local mall (gle...
Posted by mikeweels on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:13:00 PST

MIKEWEELS THURSDAY

HELLO EVERYONE WHATS NEW ANYONE WANNA PARTY well another week almost over election getting closer did ya hear chris dod democrat head of the banking committee says mistakes were made and blames lack ...
Posted by mikeweels on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:56:00 PST

MIKEWEELS MONDAY !!! MAKE ME PRESIDENT !!!

IF im president first thing im gonna do is right a check for all 300 million americans for 1 million dollars instead of 7 houndred billion to wall street that we,ll never see again each american will ...
Posted by mikeweels on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:24:00 PST