I am the greatest actor EVER, Lee Majors.
Management by Biff Magnificent
Mr. Lee Majors is the most strong, virile, and heterosexual man God has ever graced the earth with. The pilot epsisode of "The Fall Guy" was delayed by 6 months due to Heather Thomas constantly passing out in Lee's presence. Camera crews, gaffers, and kraft food service people constantly had to be replaced due to their inability to perform basic tasks in Lee's commanding presence. Everyone he's ever graced the screen and stage with ends up in post-traumatic stress counseling. One cannot help but feel inadequate after working with such a grand master.His acting talent is second to none and has no equal. His work in 2004's esteemed "OUT COLD: GREETINGS FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN" (in which he perfectly played the role of 'himself' better than any other actor could - in fact Lee beat out EVERYONE ELSE for that part) stands as a rampart to budding actors everywhere.Lee was a budding athlete and excelled in high school football.Lee played at Middlesboro High School in Kentucky unfortunately ended up in recievership - never able to repay the debt it cost to build a custom jock strap large enough to hold Lee's massive testicles.After attending Indiana University for 2 years Lee transferred to Eastern Kentucky University in Richmond, Kentucky. According to one interview, Lee says he was booted out of IU after getting into a fight at a fraternity house. How dare such eunuchs try and hang with Lee Majors.1973 was a big year for Lee. On July 28, 1973, Lee & Farrah Fawcett got married on the 5th anniversary of their first date. As if this man's resume wasn't big enough. He's now married to the hottest piece off ass he's ever had, and he's had em all over the world!!! In 1976 Lee Majors and Farrah Fawcett made TV history - a husband and wife each starring in separate top rated shows.
Lee was one of the judges in 1981 Miss Universe pageant. All contestants were whisked off to the hospital with fainting spells and the pageant was cancelled due to Lee's monstrous charisma.In 1984 Lee's personal life once again started looking up when he met the 1985 Playmate of the Year, Karen Velez. She popped out some Bionic kids for the Leester, including twins. In 2002 Lee married his current flame, Faith Noell.
