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About Me

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

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I was madder than a hooker with lock jaw on valentines day.

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I was madder than a legless ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.

My Blog

Random Ramblings

I have had this in my head for a few days. A friend of mine and I were on the bus, she was busily chatting away with another patron. The conversation was focused primarily on one thing; kids having k...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:26:00 PST

Update in 08!! LoL....

Hey yall. I apologize for not being on, nor answering any of your blogs/comments/messages/etc...... I have been extremely busy. I am working a lot right now, and things are going really well. ...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

Today.

My uncles funeral is on Saturday. Well, it's not a funeral, but a luncheon. They're spreading his ashes (God knows where) on Sunday. I'm not invited. He was a chronic alcoholic and developed Scoriosis...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:45:00 PST

Food for thought.....

Over this past weekend, while I was visiting my mother in Sacramento, I subjected myself to the unfortunate viewing of the "NEWS". As most of you know, I despise watching the news... but that's anothe...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST

LOL!!! Drunkeness!!! We’ve all been there!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: >1. Innovative >2. Preliminary >3. Proliferation >4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: >1. Specificity >2. Anti-constitutionalisti...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:16:00 PST

Relief.....

I woke up this morning, refreshed and relieved. I feel this relief because I am confident that things are going to get better for me. Sure, I am still stressed about money, finding a good job, getting...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST

Sigh........ What a peach!

So.... I finally decided to write my father an e-mail.... needless to say, it didn't go well.... Here is what I wrote to him..... I just have a couple things to say, so I won't take up much of y...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:48:00 PST

Correspondence between my Mother and Father....

For the record, I just have to reaffirm that my father is, always has been, and always will be a piece of shit. Taking away the fact that he has and always will be a horrible father, but he is, in gen...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:14:00 PST

You can’t save me!

Chelle!!! This is our mother fucking theme song bitch! I love you, you fucking trampy trampster! Kisses! Had a bad day, don't talk to me,gonna ride this out,My little black heart, breaks apart,...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:27:00 PST

Dear family;

FUCK YOU! I never wanted approval from anyone but you. I'm always a flower underground, always searching for something that you will never give me! I'm not dead, just floating. Underneath the ink of m...
Posted by ..::* Phish Head *::.. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:15:00 PST