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Jordan Clifford

if god loves me, why can't i get my locker open?

About Me

i'm not gay, but my boyfriend's pets are.
I do stand up comedy sometimes.
vote for this video until April 30th if you think i should be one of the 4 people going to (an) Aspen Comedy Festival (of sorts... a comedy festival in aspen, anyway) go here: http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/events/college/watch/JordanClif fordBOSRegional

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert

This woman
Also, anyone and everyone who reads my website(s)

Music:

sorry this is so long.
currently listening to these great albums:

Please do yourself a favor and watch these videos. It's the best music ever created.

Young Souljahs "Bridgeport Anthem"Recognize, motherfucker. That's almost my home town, and i'll fucking blast you.

I have a passion for album cover art work. Here is a large selection of some of my favorites, all from the Tzadik label. Enjoy.

Movies:

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick" -Wayne's World

Books:



Heroes:


bring our boys home!

My Blog

Great Song - the first of many

Sometimes I like to jam on instruments I can't play with my roommates who can sing and play instruments to some degree. sometimes it turns out awesome. we did a bunch of experiments and jam seshes, an...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:47:00 PST

The Feminine Quotient

Warning: this will be what could be considered a feminist rant. If me going on this rant is surprising to you, well, then, brace yourself. You might want to skip this one. I will only be touching the ...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:46:00 PST

its fun to do bad things

this is hilarious in the first 4 seconds. "I wanna do it cause it's fun. It's fun to do bad things... I wanted to do hood rat stuff for my friend"can you blame him? that sounds like fun. it s...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:14:00 PST

Street Signs

So profound
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

I’m a semi-finalist in a national stand-up college competition.

It’s been a long hard road to get through one round, but here I am! First I want to thank Jesus, and then God, in that order, then my mama, then my baby mama, then my baby mama mama for makin an...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:03:00 PST

Awkward conversations are awesome

(I don’t think I’ve posted this before...)   So I was in Brooks Pharmacy and witnessed what I think is the funniest and saddest conversation that two co-workers could have, in th...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:51:00 PST

Overheard at Starbucks

I spent a lot of my time this weekend while at home at Starbucks because it somehow is the only place in Fairfield where I like doing work. The primary reason for not going to a hipper indie place lik...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:23:00 PST

Anger No Assing

i don't know if i posted this or notbut, here's an awesome example of creativity in action
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:25:00 PST

the Smell Yo Dick craze continues with fan art


Posted by Jordan Clifford on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:43:00 PST

Song of the Year

Move over, R Kelly's Real Talk.We finally have the female side of the battle, articulated with the craft and precision expected from someone named Riskay orhttp://www.youtube.com/v/8VhPHtKinm...
Posted by Jordan Clifford on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:57:00 PST