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Kitty

About Me

I think too much; I say too much; I never apologize; I criticize; I hate the need to be politically correct; I am a Feminist; I cry all the time; I lust for curly hair; I have too many passions; I have no focus; I fall in love too easily; I should've been born a guy; I love grammar; I dye my hair this color; I don't shave my legs as often as I should; I have a tan for the first time in five years; I am selfish; I don't know when to stop talking; I give too much; I tell really long stories; I am terribly righteous; I leave really long messages; I don't think before I speak; I will organize the flatware on a table to be compositionally balanced; I don't fall out of love fast enough.I have a new business: http://cardinalbycaitlin.typepad.com/cardinal/

My Blog

Of Cardinal Significance

http://cardinalbycaitlin.typepad.com/cardinal/My new business, official launch October 2009.I have hand-selected designers who I am unafraid to designate as artists. These are people who are carefull...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:21:00 GMT

Vagina Dentata

Teeth: A Review See it.Gorey, funny, bizarre, and one of the most accurate depictions of the "scoot.. scoot... no, scoot some more" moment at the OB/GYN I've seen on film. That is all.
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 20:56:00 GMT

What? Who? No! ..... She!///||||||| Not I

Doesn't like attract like? Don't I deserve back what I give? And even if not right away, won't some day, won't it won't it won't it come back to me? And when? And why hasn't it yet? Is the time not ri...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Wack! U Off

As a self-proclaimed feminist and an artist often trapped within the title of "woman artist" the trek to Queens felt like the walk through the Red Sea to my salvation. It felt like finding the origin...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:39:00 GMT

The Rambling Thoughts of Depleted

"Separating out", the great doctor's phrase to describe the act of finding "I" - when focused on finding the "I" within the evocative wave of experiencing something terrifying or thrilling, the germ t...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:14:00 GMT

To The Asshole Who Stole My Wallet

To The Asshole Who Stole My Wallet,I hope you're fucking happy as hell. I hope you rifled through the myriad slips of paper to find nothing of value and then felt crestfallen when you tried to charge ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:42:00 GMT

Testicular Manslaughter

The bizarre play on words that floated into my head as I washed my hands before history class.What does it even mean?Perhaps I should start an all-girl noise band. The name evokes the delightful image...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:09:00 GMT

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I want you to knowone thing.You know how this is:if I lookat the crystal moon, at the red branchof the slow autumn at my window,if I touchnear the firethe impalpable ashor the wrinkled body of the log...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:22:00 GMT

The Height of Fashion

What's wrong with this picture?Now THAT is sexy....er... The odd thing is, though, that I think that this:is sexy. And there is barely a fraction of difference between the two... Hmmm... And I thought...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Uncomfortable Feelings

I've developed an increasingly difficult to satiate need to cause discomfort and unrest in people I encounter on the streets. My urge is to penetrate the very belief infrastructures of people's existe...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:11:00 GMT