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"OH MY GAWD, IM REALLY NOT BLACK!"

About Me

This weeks News: Laying low and chilling out for awhile. Ill be back doing some stuff soon, but right now im just getting my house in order if ya know what I mean.First off I would like to say that this MYSPACE thing is the sh*t. Where else can you reach out to people all over the world, slap them in the face and say “WAAAAAAZZZUUUP?” I LOVE IT. I have met so many cool and interesting people on this that I cant even begin to tell you. ITS LIKE MAGIC! You can get people to come to your shows, get people to spread the word about you, help some people with questions or problems they might have. HELL, you can even meet people and get laid as some of you have found out. The music is unreal on here, you can check out all the unsigned bands that should have been signed, and even some that should not ever be signed. I have 3 pages on here, a COMEDY page, a MUSIC page for my spoof songs, and a PERSONAL page. So much has happend to me this year, Im living in Jacksonville, FL. Now hanging at the beach alot. My comedy world all started on April 17th 2006. After years of making people laugh and entertaining them at work and other places, I went up on stage at COMEDY UNDERGROUND in Seattle, for the open mic night. What happend that night changed my life. Had I known how well I would be recieved, I would have done this years ago. Many people asked how long I had been doing this. I told them this was my first time, AS IN I JUST BROKE MY STAND UP CHERRY. HENEGHEN, a vetern to the Seattle comedy sceen said "I think your full of shit" You are way to good to have just started. So it looks like all the years of Heckel & jeckel have paid off. LOOK TO THIS PAGE SOON to see some live footage and SPOOF songs I am putting together, I have another Myspace page just for the spoof songs. www.myspace.com/kevinkaincomedy. Im sure you will laugh your ass off. AS I travel around the country in my other line of work (GAY PORN STAR) ha ha, I will keep you all posted of where and when I might be going on at. Thanks again, and may your god bless you.

CHECK OUT MY MUSIC PAGE AT : www.myspace.com/kevinkaincomedy


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A good friend from back home in Seattle, Check her out.Kevin Kain.. Uses an ALIENWARE AURORA m9700 Laptop Provided by: ALIENWARE see them @ www.alienware.comITS NOW OFFICIAL, I HAVE A SWAG DEAL WITH JAGERMEISTER. THEY NOW KNOW I SLAM A 5TH OR A PINT AT THE VERY END OF SOME OF MY SETS. I HAVE SOME OFFICIAL JAGERMEISTER SWAG GEAR TO GIVE OUT AT SOME OF MY UPCOMING GIGS. SO FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP, AND ILL HOOK YOU UP. DRINK LOTS OF JAGER, TIP YOUR BARTENDER & DONT BE LIKE ME, DRINK RESPONSIBLY. Check them out @ www.jager.comMY BABY PIC SHOWS I HAVE NEVER DRANK RESPONSIBLY

My Interests

Email Me and Ill tell ya where to send it!

MONSTER ENERGY MONORAIL IN LAS VEGAS

MYSPACE MARS FRIENDS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOOK AT WAY TOO MUCH INTERNET PORN, KIDS, DONT DO THIS AT HOME!

I'd like to meet:

People from all walks of life. Osama Bin Ladin, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, and the Spice Girls.
My Friend HAHN found this fine store in Taiwan MY MYSPACE PAGE WIP OF THE MONTH

one mean grill

YA DONT SEE THIS EVERYDAY

I LOVE TO TRAVEL and it shows!

I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE ON MYSPACE!

"ARSENAL FUCKING RULES"

. .Remember kids, IT DOESN..T MATTER HOW HOT THEY ARE or WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THERE PAST. Don..t trust anyone..s word with your life. WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT.Love Kev.

Music:

AFI, TOOL, 50Cent, Linkin Park, WASP, MudVayne, RATT, Faboulos, Young Buck, G Unit, Lil Wayne, Too Short, Lil Jon, Jay-Z, Luda, Andre 3000, The Cult, Basement Jacks, ODB, WU TANG, Gorillas, and many more.

LISTEN TO AFI's "LOVE LIKE WINTER"

Movies:

Gladiator Bambi MAD MAX ALI G Bench WarmersLow Landing

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LOW ASS LANDING

Bird Sucked into Jet Engine

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BIRD IN THE ENGINE

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart...

Books:

my owners manual for my 2000 GMC Jimmy. Its riviting!

Heroes:

MY MOTHER: R.I.P.

My Blog

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED THIS YEAR

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED I've learned --that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is be someone who can be loved.The rest is up to them.I've learned --that no matter how much I care, some people...
Posted by Kevin Kain" on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

FAQ's Q's and A's about Kevin Kain

I have been getting massive amounts of questions about me and what I do and all kinds of stuff about my personal life. My friend Lauren said that this is the best way to answer all of the most freque...
Posted by Kevin Kain" on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

"FUCK"

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and ha...
Posted by Kevin Kain" on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

LOVING HUSBAND

A loving Husband. A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can ...
Posted by Kevin Kain" on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

DEEP very DEEP

  IM looking at you through the Glass, Don't know how much time has past. Oh god it feels like forever, but no one ever tells you, that forever feels like Home, Sitting all alone inside you...
Posted by Kevin Kain" on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST