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Amanda

This bitch has to be constantly entertained!

About Me

Hmmmm. I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed easy going Jersey gal who loves kicking ass and making love, quite often at the same time. I seem to laugh at inappropriate times and am plagued by the occasional blonde moment. I LOVE the beach and road trips, carousing with friends and being young yet wise. I luv, luv, luv martial arts (hot chicks who can kick ass rule!). I'm in law school, but am having major second thoughts about being a lawyer (perhaps I'll stick it out for real esate law of franchise law). I like men with ripped muscles and ripped abs (a generous endowmnet doest hurt), and women with nice boobies and bubble butts. I smoke but hate to kiss a smoker (I have naturally sweetly delicious breath). Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find true love or a place that I belong. Sigh. And yes, I have a sick mind, crass sense of humor, scrumptious breasts and a jolly disposition. I often fantasize about having sex while sky-diving, becoming a rodeo cowgirl, and saving the world from almost certain destruction with the help of a smart chimp and the A-Team. this sounds good to you, step in line baby!
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My Interests

I love Make up, Fashion, dressing up and being pretty, Goju-Ryu karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, reading, clubbing, sex, going to the beach; normal crazy chick stuff.. I’m 100% girly all the way, but I can kick some serious ass (if I get you on the ground, it’s over), and I burp like barney (from the simpsons)...I love to read and hang with my girlfriends.I love going out to schmooze and dance but i love staying in and vegging. I’m a superior wise ass and have a warped way of looking at things that will make you think about the not so obvious. I should’ve been an actress, a singer, or a stripper but i havent been discovered, cant sing and god didn’t bless me with 40dd"s I’m looking for someone who makes me laugh...friend or otherwise!

I'd like to meet:

Fun, chill down to earth people who share my interests or can teach me something new. If you like learning, life is large.

Music:

NYC Dance Mixes, Riddler, Van Dahl, Oakenfeld, Robert Miles, Nelly Furtado, 311, Black Eyed Peas, CKY, Korn, Disturbed, Finger Eleven, Sum 41, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, pretty much anything but country music.

Movies:

Austin Powers 1,2,3, Lord of the Rings 1,2, Matrix 1,2, Momento,Office Space, Ferris Bueller, Trainspotting, Raising Arizona, Las Vegas, Old School, A Night at the Roxbury, The Ring, Game of Death, Enter the Dragon, Star Wars Trilogy, platoon, scream 1 2 and3, scarface, the sandlot, physco beach party, clerks, goodfellas, the godfather, the butterfly effect, zoolander, donnie darko, kill bill, blow, eurotrip.

Television:

Chapelle Show, HBO Sunday Night, Arrested Development, Discovery Channel, History Channel,Will & Grace, Howard Stern, Imsomniac.

Books:

The Little Prince, Our Town, Brighton Rock, Harry Potter, Anything by David Seradis or Dave Barry, To Kill A Mockingbird, I'm Just Here For the Food, On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee, Gotham, She's Come Undone, Fountain Head, Interview with The Vampire, Fall to your Knees, White Oleander, And I don't want to live this life.

My Blog

Passion

It can be anything or anyone Involve sheer hard work and also fun Doesn't matter what it costs Without it, all life is lost It separates you from friends and kin It starts to mean everything ...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST