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SPARKY THE SNOWMAN

And that's why it's called fishin' and not catchin'

About Me

I'm the oldest kid I know. I work hard, and play harder. I'm a lover without takin' guff. Like two pieces of wood out to the lake, I'm a pair-'a-docks. I'll always come through for you, but leave you wantin' more. 49 years young now and still feel like I just ditched 8th grade math. A little bit country, alot rock and roll. Not only have I done most everything, I wanna do it all again! I do a bunch of wondering why love hurts so much? Why winter is so beautiful, but so cold? Why people insist on gabbing on the phone while driving in rush hour? The people they are talking to must be more important than life itself! Someday all the answers will come clear, but by then they probably won't matter anyhow. At least I'm enjoying the ride! P.S. My middle name is Mike and that is what I respond to! P.S.S Sparky is the nickname I picked up by welding for 20 years, it just sorta stuck! My wife's name is Karon, & she responds to alot! ..

My Interests

Snowmobile, old cars, Motorctcles, electric trains, toys, music, fixin'stuff, most anything with a motor.

I'd like to meet:

Joe E. Browne, Burton Cummings, Jewel, The Jerky Boys, Ron Popiel, Louis Prima, James J. Hill, Alvin Lee, "Big Daddy" Don Garlitts, Batman, and Batgirl (for that matter), Alfred E. Newman, James Brown, Jerry Mathers(as the beaver), and YOU! Send me a message, don't be shy!

Music:

Rock &/or Roll, alt., some country, blues, lectric stuff, hair bands, vintage stuff, last but not least...Novelty songs! O.K. Bands:CCR, Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper, Dion and the Belmonts, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Hank Williams, Hank Jr., Hank III, Shooter Jennings, Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen, Anson Funderburg and the Rockets, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Randy Bachman, Burton Cummings, The Guess Who, BTO, Blue Oyster Cult, Beatles, Johnny Cash, ELO, Kiss, Black Sabbath, Jewel, Old REO, Animals, Muddy Waters, Charlie Musselwhite, The Winters (Edgar and Johnny),Blackfoot, Louis Prima, Grandaddy, Brownsville Station, WILL POST MORE AS I HUM THEM.

Movies:

the sultans elephant in calais



video of the sultans elephant and the little girl giant in calais in september 2006

Giant Girl Doll



A whole lotta woman... Too numerous to mention.

Television:

sports, comedy, news, cartoons.

Books:

yes.

Heroes:

KARON, MY GRANDPA'S, DAD, BATMAN, SUPERMAN, PLASTICMAN, Joshua Lionel Cowen, ALL MY FRIENDS.

My Blog

MY DAY!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:    I decide to water my garden.   As I turn on the hose in the driveway,...
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:35:00 PST

IT’S CALLED RESPECT AND PATRIOTISM...REPOST, TY RAGDOLL

Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairsIn our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join themilitary. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand....
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:12:00 PST

FOSSETT’S WIFE WANTS DEATH DECLARED

Wife of missing adventurer wants him declared dead --> google_ad_section_end --> -->endclickprintinclude--> -->startclickprintinclude--> Story Highlights --> google_ad_section_start --> Steve Fosse...
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

FRIEND POEM

A friend is someone we lean on, When we are feeling weak. A friend is someone who help's us, Find what it is we seek. A friend is someone who looks out for you, In all they say and do. A friend is som...
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST

HALLOWEEN JOKES

Some of these jokes are very 'bat' some might even say it is 'scary'. :-) There are more Halloween jokes here. Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-...
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:30:00 PST

SUMMARY OF LIFE!

~SUMMARY OF LIFE~...from 3 different views...GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her bru...
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

Childrens Books That Did Not Make It!

1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-C...
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

VIRUS ALERT

If a Mark James wants you to add them do not do it. It is a hard drive killer virus. Please pass it on to all your myspace friends.
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ADDED. THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND! KARON AND MIKE!!!!!!!!!
Posted by SPARKY THE SNOWMAN on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST