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Danyk

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Employee Pick

(Pulled this one out of the archives)Every time I'd see my friend Marjorie I'd incessantly poke at her and whine about how she should let me be in the Employee Picks! section of the newspaper. Finally...
Posted by Danyk on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST

Gnarnia

I was playing make-believe in my closet when I fell through a hole in the drywall and into a magical wintry wonderland. Luckily, the prancing fauns and woodsprites were serving piping hot Turkish Deli...
Posted by Danyk on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST

HeinzTube

My brother made a commercial for a Youtube contest starring his funny kid and his funny wife's legs. ...
Posted by Danyk on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

Yeeeh!

My Cousin in Seoul just got married. He sent me the most hilarious e-mail and wedding photo. "Today. I sending e-mail for my cousin, Who are David and Denny. Only my wedding pictures. Because my En...
Posted by Danyk on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

New Art

Here's a new piece painted in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet. Still needs some work....
Posted by Danyk on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:08:00 PST

Wrecked

I flipped my car near a cemetery in the Portland west hills on devil's night (the night before halloween). When I came to I was upside-down. I unbuckled my belt, fell to the ceiling and pulled myself ...
Posted by Danyk on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Art Experiments

I've been playing with a Wacom tablet lately. Here is my first sketch. All done in Photoshop. No filters.I also went on a shopping spree at the art supply store. Here's the first painting I've done s...
Posted by Danyk on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

Weird Caterpillar

I found this guy wandering outside of my work. I've lived in Oregon my entire life and have never seen anything like this. What the hell kind of caterpillar is this thing? ...
Posted by Danyk on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:16:00 PST

Click here for Hot Beef Injection

My work flew me to Vegas to help set up a new show.While I was there I met up with my cousin Steve (He's the meat snack standing in the middle). He was quite the gracious host and showed me a VIP tour...
Posted by Danyk on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

1st birthday

The family had a big barbecue birthday bash for my nephew Raiden. He danced and made faces and ate cake and said "truck" a lot and pooped his diaper. What a show off!By the power of Grayskull!!!Star...
Posted by Danyk on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST