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About Me

I COLLECT MINATURE AVACADOS. I ARRANGE THEM BY SIZE. I KEEP A KNIFE UNDER MY PILLOW. IT HAS A NAME, BUT IT IS SECRET. WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND GROWNUPS ASKED ME "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?" I WOULD ALWAYS ANSWER "BIG BIRD." THEY TOLD ME I COULDNT DO IT. AND THAT IS PROBLY WHY IM SO FUCKED UP.--------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ IF YOUD LIKE TO LEARN MORE, PLEASE VISIT WWW.LANIEFLETCHER.ME---------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------

My Interests

MAJOR ORGANS, BONES, TEETH. BLOOD AND GUTS. FANGS. HYENA OIL. PUNCHING A SHARK IN THE FACE, DRIVING INTO A BRICK WALL, HONING MY INSTINCTS, REMEMBERING A FEELING.

I'd like to meet:

A TALKING BONE. A JOKE. SOMEONE ON FIRE. A CHILDS FAILED ART PROJECT. FUTURE ME. OTHER RECOVERING SATANISTS. CASTLE GRAYSKULL. JOHN KRASINSKI.

Music:

BITCHES BREW, LAKE OF DRACULA, KATE BUSH, ERIK SATIE, TERRY RILEY, GNR, GERMS, SILENTIST, GLENN BRANCA, SONIC YOUTH, BURMESE, KATYNA RANIERI, BRIAN ENO, GG ALLIN, NINA SIMONE

Movies:

------------THE DEPARTED----------RAGING BULL, THE BEYOND, FELLINI SATYRICON, CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD, ROYAL TENENBAUMS, DEAD RINGERS, THE DECALOGUE, WILD AT HEART, THE PIANO TEACHER, FAT GIRL, TALK TO HER, THE SAILOR WHO FELL FROM GRACE WITH THE SEA, A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE, AMERICAN PSYCHO

Television:

IF YOU WATCH TOO MUCH OPRAH YOU WILL HAVE A NEVER-ENDING BLOOD-GUSHING PERIOD THAT EVENTUALLY KILLS YOU. I SAW IT ON OPRAH LAST WEEK.

Books:

RICHARD BRAUTIGAN, FLANNERRY O'CONNOR, WHITE ANGEL BY MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM, AMERICAN PSYCHO

Heroes:

ROGER EBERT (THE ONLY MAN I TRUST), TODD SOLONDZ, WES ANDERSON, DANIEL CLOWES, JOHN HINKLEY JR., JANE FONDAS HAIR IN KLUTE.-------MUMMANATOR------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------

My Blog

KEVIN SPANGLER--CAT MANGLER

THE FIRST GUY I EVER KISSED. IT WAS SAID THAT HE RAPED CATS. I NEVER BELIEVED IT. I WASNT ALLOWED TO SEE HIM, FOR SOME REASON. I THINK HE WAS 3 YEARS OLDER. WE HAD OUR OWN DEVIOUS (ROMANTIC?) PLA...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

WEASEL WALTER AT A PARTY

WEASEL SEEMED VERY DEPRESSED AT A PARTY RECENTLY. HE WAS WEARING ALL BLACK (INCLUDING A BLACK 'GET HUSTLE' T-SHIRT, AND WE KNOW WHAT SATANISTS THEY ARE), HAD WHITE FACE PAINT AND DARK SMUDGE AROUND H...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST

I DREAM OF WEASIE

I HAD ANOTHER DREAM WITH HIM JUST LAST NIGHT. I ARRIVED AT AN INDIAN BUFFET/BIRTHDAY PARTY AND SAW WEASEL LOADING UP HIS PLATE WITH CURRY. HE IS THE ONLY PERSON I RECOGNIZE AT THE PARTY. I WENT OVE...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:13:00 PST

WEASEL WALTER IS MY BEST FRIEND

ONE NIGHT I HAD TERRIBLE DREAMS. I DREAMT I WAS AT A SHOW AND A NAKED HOMELESS MAN WALKED INTO THE CROWD AND BEGAN TO GRAB AT THE WOMEN, TUGGING AT THEIR BREASTS FORCEFULLY. WE ALL DREW BACK AND JUS...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:23:00 PST

A GOOD CONVERSATION

A: OW. AGH! UGHHHHH.......(MOANING). B: WHATS WRONG? A: MY LIFE HURTS. B: MAYBE YOU SHOULD,YOU KNOW...TRY TO QUIT [LIVING]. A: I AM.
Posted by THE RIPPER on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

DUST

JUST HERE TO KICK UP THE DUST. BLOG DUST. HEY WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY IF I USED MY BLOG TO WRITE ABOUT HOW DEPRESSED I AM AND THEN I WRITE A FAREWELL SUICIDE NOTE--ALL ON MY BLOG? WOULDNT IT? AND E...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST

oh yeah, i almost forgot: HATE

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? LOTSA STUFF. ONE DUDE SAID " IM NOT INTO HATE." (I WAS THERE WHEN HE SAID IT.) WHATEVER. HATE IS VERY STRONG. HATE INSPIRES CHANGE, SOMETIMES THROUGH EXT...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:38:00 PST

YOU CAN GET USED

YOU CAN GET USED TO ANYTHING. AT A STOP LIGHT I SAW A MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE IN THE NEXT LANE. THE DRIVER WAS SUBTLY MASTURBATING AND HIS WIFE SAT IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AS IF IT WERE...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:03:00 PST

OH SHIT!

OH SHIT! IM A BIRTHDAY HOUND AND IM ON THE TRAIL. THE HAPPIEST TRAIL. WHOSE BIRTHDAY WILL I SNIFF NEXT? IF I CATCH A WHIFF. WILL IT BE----YOURS.....? (UNCOMFORTABL...
Posted by THE RIPPER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FEMALE TROUBLE

WHAT IF I WAS A BULLET "USE ME, USE ME, YOU AINT THE AVERAGE GROUPIE" (LOVE HURTS. OOOOOOO. LOVE HURTS.)
Posted by THE RIPPER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST