THE FUTURE IS NOW |
I've had a lot of time off from work recently, because spring break and all, and I have decided to get un-fat. the problem is of course that my bike is broken, and I had to quit the gym because it wa...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST |
"WITH A WHIP AROUND MY NECK I CONTROL THE HOES" |
I slapped my girlfriend last night. I'd never done such a thing before. I have no recollection of going upside her poor head, but not because I was drunk. I was sound asleep, flailing and talking a...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST |
So, i was getting a blowjob |
and at one point my penis emerged from her mouth with a *POP* that was so sonically perfect, it was like there was a foley artist in the room with us. A foley artist whose resume included several rib...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST |
UP YOURS MYSPACE TOM!!!! |
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Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST |
Travellin Wilburys |
After band practice yesterday, Yuichi and Okamoto asked me to accompany them to some guitar stores. I don't play guitar, so I just stood there and stared at shit as they went off and thrashed or what...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST |
I'm learning Arabic! |
So far this basically just means that Nori has translated my "graffito tag" into a bunch of funny symbols, which I can now write pretty convincingly. My nom de plume, in that language, is apparently ...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST |
The Proverbial Catbird's Seat |
can I take a minute to talk about how wicked life is right now? a lot of dudes, they come to japan to escape problems or because they were generally just sad sacks back in wherever they came from. t...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST |
BEST SUMMER EVER update |
So I get an obscene amount of time off from work. Every year, I have about 4 and a half months with absolutely NO CLASS and I still get paid, as I am on contract. I don't have to explain to any of y...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST |
COP DNA |
I recently returned from THE BEST VACATION EVER, which I'm sure I will blog about someday soon. Anyway as I was on vacation, I didn't shave at all and now I have a 23 day growth of beard. ...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:38:00 PST |
HOLY SHIT! I just spend 19 hours on a train |
By "just" of course I mean, like a few days ago but whatever. My friends and I got some all day JR passes and hopped on the 5 am out of Tokyo. Our goal was to make it to Kyushu by mid...
Posted by MIKEJOYCE on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST |
