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Pandas Of Black Metal

The taste of leather on your lips

About Me

The Lotharios of lewdness have arrived! Rising from the ashes of London Great Fire of 1666, Pandas of Black Metal have emerged to convert the obedient of this earth into uncouth savages worthy of hell.

Complete with filthy attitude, esoteric bullshit, corpse paint, rubber nipples, sharp studs and death-provoking acrobatics, these soldiers of decay are a force challenging the laws of physics and decency. Wearing really tight leather trousers to achieve genuine falsetto vocals, they will beat your eardrums to a pulp and make you scream for mercy.

Purveyors of perversion, conquistadors of depravity, disciples of Lucifer, or whatever you choose to call these hellions, they will conquer your pathetic souls and turn you into a legion of doom and despair. Be prepared; for the battle has just begun!

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Member Since: 8/28/2006
Band Website: pandasofblackmetal.com
Band Members: Aktarus //
Synthesizers, Programming

Icaro //
Synthesizers, Programming
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Sounds Like: Pandas of Black Metal music will make blood coagulate into scabs like gay centipedes crawling all over the body. It must be the djs extravagant combination of using a marsupial beefcake defibrillator v.666a MIDI interface interchanged with a coaxial circumfractor grappling unit (Esperanto beta v.1.1 - limited release).
The sets, while being dirtier than your mother but not as filthy as your local parliamentarian, definitely justified the depreciated cost assured profit yield versus my deferred earnings ratio for the 1st sector of the current fiscal year.

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