WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JAYNE? why she never died of course but lives on in my body, i was visited form beyond the grave from that ubiquitous drag diva DIVINE and she gave me a message, to carry on the good of glamour and to educated those less fortune than myself in wardrobe sensibilty that money cannot by style....I AM A POLITICALLY ACTIVE BEING I BELIEVE THE CURRENT WORLD WE LIVE IN IS CORUPT AND THAT THE MEDIA IS A LIE, I AM SELF AWARE AND SURROUND MYSELF WITH SIMILAR PEOPLE. SOMEHTING BIG IS HAPPENING, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT STUPID CELEBRITY MAGAZINE AND WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR CHIPPED AND DIPPED....WHAT THEY NEVER TELL YOU
Category: Fashion, Style, ShoppingWHAT THEY NEVER TELL YOU IS THAT THIS SENSE OF BEING YOUNG AND UNSTOPPABLE, THIS SENSE OF BEING THE FIRST AND FOREMOST, THE CUTTING EDGE, THE AVANT GARDE, GETTING THE BUS WITH A COAT HANGER RAPPED AROUND YOUR FACE ,IN A PVC MAC ,IN JUNE, WHAT THEY NEVER TELL YOU IS...ONE DAYYOU WAKE UP AND YOUR NEARLY THIRTY.ITS ALL OVER?????????,THE PARTY STOPPED TEN YEARS AGO AND YOUR STILL THERE THE DANCEFLOOR WHORE HOGGING THE LIMELIGHT AND PUSHING LIPLINER AND SHADOW TO UNDERAGE FASHION WANNABEES.PATRICK COX HAS GONE BUST AND HALF YOUR GENERATION GOT PREGNANT OR MOVED TO BRIGHTON.EVERYONE IS YOUNGER .....BRIGHTER .....SSSSSSSSSSSLIMMER.....
THE MAGAZINES YOU LIKED WENT BUST AND GOT REPLACED BY HEAT,BY HOT,BY OUCH!WHAT THEY NEVER TELL YOU IS THOSE LATE NIGHTS AND ANTI WRINKLE CREAMS ONLY FEED THE LINES TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A MAP OF GRAN CANARIA.UNTIL YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND YOU SEE SALEMS LOT GLANCING BACK, UNTIL ITS TIME TO GO UNDER THE KNIFE BUT YOU CANT EVEN AFFORD AN ARGOS CATALOGUE.WHAT THEY NEVER TELL YOU IS LIPOSUCTION DOES NOT WORK! , YOU EAT LIKE A BITCH AFTER WITH A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY AND THE RESULT IS BELLA EMBERG IN A SWIMMING COSTUME, STILL YOUG O ON STAGE HOPING FOR THE LOVE, WAITING FOR THE CHEERS...BOTOX IS TEMPORARY, AND GAY SAUNA S SMELL LIKE CABBAGE...THESE ARE THINGS THEY NEVER TELL YOU.THEY NEVER TELL YOU YOUR YOUTH IS ALIKE A DRAMA , A BATTLE OF THE CONTEMPOARY SELF EMERGING DAILY FOR THE HIGH STREET CATWALK OF FAME.THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT MOST PEOPLE GET OVER IT BY TWENTY TWO AND YOUR STILL HANGING ON TO CARNABY STREET LIKE ITS STILL HAS A DECENT STREET CRED.THEY NEVER TELL YOU... YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLACK, UNTIL ITS THE ONLY COLOUR THAT HIDES THE CURVES.THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO GET PAID AND THAT THE COUNCIL WAITING LIST IS SECRET A WAY OF SMUGGLING IN IMMIGRANTS TO WORK FOR A PENANCE.THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT THE TV LICENSE IS A COMPLETE FUCKING RIP OFF JOKE AND THAT FIDEL CASTRO WAS SPOTTED IN GUCCI ,AFTER THE REVOLUTION.THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT EVEN THE NECROPHILIAC MORTICIANS HAVE A LAUGH AT YOUR MAKE UP APPLICATION TECHNIQUES.THEY NEVER TELL YOU, YOUR NAME IS PAINTING ON THE BACK OF TOILET DOORS AT BARCELONA BEACH FOR A QUICK RIDE.THE VILLAGE BIKE FOR A CITY THATS STREETS DONT EVEN DO CAR TYRES ANY FAVOURS.THEY NEVER TELL YOU CIGARETTES REALLY DO KILL YOU ...THE LABEL IS NOT JUST A HIGH FASHION STATEMENT TO MAKE THEM MORE EXCITING.THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT WASHING MACHINES EAT SOCKS SO DONT BUY EXPENSIVE ONES EVEN IF THEY DO MATCH YOUR HANGBAG FROM JOHN LEWIS.THEY NEVER TELL YOU THAT EVERY DAY OXYGEN AND OTHER SUPREME GASSSES EAT AWAY AT YOUR EXTERIOR UNTIL YOU END UP LOOKING LIKE JOAN RIVERS...NO DARLING.ALL THEY EVER TELL IS.....YOU LOOK FABULOUS SWEETY...THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP...............
YOU SMELL THE COFFEEE.........
THERES NOTHING LEFT FOR IT......
YOU BECOME A DJ......
YOU BECOME A MYSPACE ADDICT AND A MUSE FOR VICTIME DE LA MODE..............
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
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