Hi Den Cunstone here!!
Den Cunstone was born in Camelot in the twatter part of the 20th century.
Den is a twat because he has to. Den's the kind of guy who when you say "hey it's a great day lets go down the park!" Den will reply "great I'll just grab my guitar" and if you in a pub he'll skulk in the corner of the room and then all of a sudden he'll frantically scrabble around for some paper saying "oh don't mind Den! Den's just got some ideas for lyrics"
Den has worked as a fluffer, a tinker, a tailor, a soldier, a sailor's gimp, a florist and a twat. Den likes to run and jump.
Den has worked with renowned word fiddler Wally White, to create the " scrapped and rewritten" song, "Irish face, monkey's arse" for legendary moaner "Dorissey".
Teenagers can't grasp the notion of free speech, they laugh at parody and love it except when they personally know the subject matter. hypocrites!! Den is currently working with sound engineer supremo "shmahat" and if he tries screwing him over he'll get a smack in the chops and he's sure to hit the big time soon!!!
My Interests
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Member Since: 8/26/2006
Band Members: Den Cunstone- pianobo, wind sphincter, chest of drawers, taps his arse like the asda ads, tea towel and his balls...... big balls.