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Tad Dunbar for over 30 years has been a news anchor for KOLO News Channel Eight. On top of that’s he's been in over 150 DVD specials many of which feature him having sex, doing drugs, and fighting random people. Tad is well known for his "I don’t give a shit attitude" but even more impressive is his 22 inch cock that rivals even the largest black mans. Tad may very well be the most influential wrestler coming to Tricked Out Wrestling but only time will tell.
Ed is a 55 year old fightin mad bull from Reno Nevada. He's unemployed and has claimed to been abducted by aliens multiple times. Some of his greatest accomplishments include his fights with the local police, the MIB's and even on one occasion Mike Tyson. He's married to Mrs. Tribble although he has remarked many times that he sleeps around with hookers from 4th street. Ed is also a heavy drinker and an admitted user of coke.
Luther Reigns was raised in Hell’s Kitchen New York City where he lived in the ghetto and fought for his very survival. At the age of 19 his life style just about got him killed when in a fight with a gangster he was shot, stabbed, and had his throat slit. Luther was left for dead but survived to become an up and coming wrestler in WCW. When WCW was bought out Luther Reigns continued wrestling in lower Indy leagues until he was picked up by the WWE. His career there didn't last more then a year though before he was let go. Currently Luther works at a tity bar in Reno Nevada and lives with ED. Luther like ED has made claims of UFO experiences and has said "the government is out to get him".
The MIB's are government officials from an unknown and un-talked about section of national defense. Only MIB 1 talks while MIB 2 expresses everything he has to say by knocking people out with his "black object". MIB 1 is without question the more stable of the two always keeping his cool while MIB 2 is a lose cannon looking for a fight and always ready for one. In addition to MIB 2's unstable behavior it is also believed he uses steroids and PCP any chance he gets.
Bubba comes from a long line of exterminators his daddy was one and so was his. He's been at if for over 30 years but he's not stopping anytime soon. Instead he's going to bring his abilities to Tricked Out Wrestling and show people what exterminating is all about.
Devon is a 400 lb chicken eatin white bitch fuckin machine. He comes from a long line of exterminators and just like his daddy he's keeping the tradition going.Devon may be morbidly obese but that's not holding him back at all. He just recently took part in "Tad's Orgy 3" and when asked what he thought he said he would be coming back to participate in another cause in his words "That fuckin was just damn good". When asked what he wanted from wrestling in TOW he said money for the chicken and white women.
Mike Tyson is known by many to be “The Baddest Man on the Planet.†Tyson has won many boxing titles. Outside the Ring, Mike Tyson is known to be a troublemaker. He has been in jail numerous times for charges that include: rape and assault. Mike Tyson is bankrupt now, and will do anything for some money. Mike Tyson has seven children that he knows of. Mike converted to Islam and is known as Malik Abdul Aziz. When Tyson dies, he wants to be remembered as a big nigger that likes to fight, kill, and rape people.
Kimbo Slice is a hungry nigger who's always been looking for a fight since the day he was born. Known best for his street fighting videos made available through the internet Kimbo has become a star almost over night. Now people from all backgrounds and ways of life want to go one on one with this underground street fighter and Kimbo sure aint backing down to the challenge. In addition to his fighting career Kimbo also works as a part time bodyguard for internet run porn productions. When asked what keeps him fightin Kimbo responded "That’s How a Nigger Gotta Eat".
Jerome Jenkins is an angry black man out of Las Vegas Nevada. He claims to own his own corner and has said before “even METRO can't keep me out of dis corner" On the street Jerome has made a livin killin, stealin, and robin motherfuckers. He doesn’t give a damn about nobody’s motherfuckers and it shows. He's been in jail more times for more offense then most gangbangers combined. Jerome is a straight up drug dealin, pimpin, stealin, women fuckin gansta that's coming to the TOW.
He is the Number 1 Stunna. He is known for his many commercials advertising Lugz shoes. He is also a pimp in the streets of Hollywood. He also runs in a gang. His Gang is known for committing such crimes as: murder, gang-rape, assault, armed robbery, grand theft auto, and graffiti. The Number1 Stunna is known to hang out in alleyways and KFC. His main mission in TOW is to never fold and one day become the TOW World Champion.
LA Nigger is a group of black men from Compton who have robbed steeled and shot up their way to the top. They’ve been in more fights then Mike Tyson but they didn't get paid for any of them. Their known for being members of the Crips gang and their always packing heat or as they would say "their strapped." LA Nigger is associated with Number 1 Stunna where their more commonly referred to as "his boys" but when it comes down to it their just a bunch of angry niggers representin in the hood. What will happen when these criminals come to TOW?,only time will tell.
Whitey is a straight out racist white supremacist group. They are against all nationalities and all races that are not white. They pride themselves on their actions to suppress the black man and to progress white power throughout the world. Their belief that "if you aint white you aint right" is already infuriating many of the black men in TOW. The question is no longer if a black on white feud will take place but when and how far will it go.
Lex Luger is a man of controversy; He has been arrested on numerous occasions, mostly consisting of drug use. In 2003 Lex’s Girlfriend, Elizabeth Hulette died while with Luger. Luger was charged with 14 drug possession counts which 13 were illegal, but Elizabeth’s death was ruled accienental. Luger claims that he didn’t do shit, but watch. Lex Luger has been the WCW World Champion on two different occasions and Luger says he will win more titles in the TOW. Lex Luger’s quote is “Im one of the biggest legends and stars in the industry†and he will have a chance to prove it, in the TOW.
“Lives are Gonna be in Waylon Mercy’s hands.†Those are the chilling words of one Waylon Mercy. Waylon has been a wrestler for both the WWF and WCW. Waylon Mercy now runs a cult. His cult is known for sacrificing animals and children. Waylon has been know to be a rapist and is considered a very dangerous person and fans should not approach him. Waylon Mercy’s main goal in life is to control your destiny and in the TOW he will have that chance.
Mr. Monfalcone lives for one thing and that is for his power tools. Mr. Monfalcone teaches Technology at Mendive Middle School with an assistant Mr. Brebner. Monfalcone says that there is no need for women, beer, drugs, sex, or anything else as long as he has his power tools. Mr. Monfalcone’s favorite tool is his ban saw which many claims he sleeps with. Monfalcone is also said to just mutter the words power tools for no reason. Monfalcone says he doesn’t care if he wins any TOW titles as long as he has his power tools.
Brebner is a very old and very senile man who always has a light. Brebner was brought in by Mr. Monfalcone after Monfalcone found him running around outside his house naked and yelling. Brebner has been known as an arsonist. Brebner burnt down the senior center he was at. Brebner has also been spotted burning such things as: houses, forests, trees, cars, and people. Brebner also likes to take Monfalcone’s tool and either steel them or break them. Many might think that Brebner might be to old to wrestle but in the TOW we don’t have age limits.
Macho started his legendary career as a minor league baseball catcher for the St. Louis Cardinals. Macho has won several wrestling titles, he was a two time WWF World Champion and a four time WCW Champion. He also claims he saw Hulk Hogan fucking Elizabeth in the back. Macho also claims Stephanie McMahon’s virginity. Macho Man is now focused on his rap music and would like to have another title run. Randy Savage could be the biggest acquisition for the TOW. Macho says he isn’t coming alone, he says he is bringing a nine inch blade that he isn’t afraid to use.
High Voltage is one of the most legendary tag teams in professional wrestling. Formed back in WCW by Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos this team built up their outstanding legacy by jobbing to mid card teams and by using an unfathomable amount of steroids. During the high point of their career they wrestled on WCW Saturday Night where they had one of their most memorable feuds with Disorderly Conduct. When WCW went under in 2001 these two tag team wrestlers went down with it. Now though their coming to the TOW and you better believe their ripped as ever.
David Fuckin Senrly is a hated man who works as a P.E. teacher. He takes his job seriously and demands the respect of his students or as he likes to call them "you little fucks". Out side of his job Senrly is a straight up failure of life. He has almost no friends and the only women he's been with are prostitutes and possibly the TOW Strippers. When asked what he's going to bring to the TOW Senrly responded “Brutality and Pain".
His name is Jared. Jared has appeared in several commercials for Subway. He lost over 200 pounds by eating subway. Jared is a hated man. Jared is also rumored to drink monkey piss. Jared says he’s coming to the TOW to whip all the fat ass pieces of shit into shape by any means necessary.
Hurmmie is a drugged out dirt worshiping hippy. He's poor, homeless and probably hasn't bathed in a year. Besides that he's known for his belief that the dirt is God and if you don’t thank it for what it does, one day it will no longer exist. Hurmmie is also a crack addicted and even though he has almost no money he still finds a way to get his hands on his much needed addiction. When asked if he'll ever stop he said “Hell no da crack gives me da powers needed to do what I do and if I lose it I'm lost as a person". Right now Hurmmie's future in the TOW is grim at best.
Not much is known about the mysterious Darth. One thing we know is that he is obsessed with Star Wars, especially Darth Vader. He is also into BDSM. He likes to be whipped with chains and wrap them around his body. He is also a fan of hooks. He likes to have hooks poked through his nipples and for his partner to rip them out. He is one sick fucker and we can see how sick he is every Monday Night in the TOW.
The TOW strippers are a huge attraction at every TOW event and for obvious reason of course. Sure these girls may not have class and yes they use to work as dirt cheap pole dancers but they’ve got tits and ass so really what more do you want? They'll give you a ten minute show for free and if you give them some money who knows what they'll do for you. No their not hookers but their damn close and you know it.
Tad's Lawyer is more then just a hot piece of ass she's a real attorney and a damn good one at that. Whenever Tad gets busted for DUI, drug possession, assault, prostitution or whatever the case may be it's this bombshells job to get the charges dropped and to get Tad out from behind bars. As daunting a task as that may seem some how she always comes through and that may be why Tad always has her by his side. In addition to her legal service Jacquelyn also works as Tad's full time ASSistant providing him with whatever satisfies his demanding needs. Were not sure how much he's paying her but it must be impressive for her to have stayed with him for as long as she has.
Mrs. Tribble is a teacher for the third grade. She is the wife of fellow TOW superstar Ed. She also claims to be abducted by aliens. She says that she will tell her story to everybody no matter what those fucking MIB’s want. Mrs. Tribble has been known to have a major rivalry with MIB 2, that will most likely spill over to the TOW. Mrs. Tribble also likes to fuck black guys because she says that her husband is a no good lazy piece of shit. Mrs. Tribble will be a huge part of the XXX Division and is also known to fight the guys.
Geraldo, maybe the most hated news reporters of all time will now be a backstage announcer of the TOW. Geraldo began his career in New York for eyewitness news. In 1986 Geraldo hosted a special of what he called, The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vault which would be a failure when he found nothing. Geraldo also had a TV show where he got his nose broke, after a skinhead threw a chair at him. On Fox News, Geraldo began to give the location of an upcoming operation, even going so far as to draw a map in the sand for his audience. The military immediately issued a firm denouncement of his actions, saying it put the operation at risk, and nearly expelled Rivera from Iraq. Geraldo hopes to get his fame back and make people love him in the TOW.
The TOW Announcers are known for their no bull shit style of calling the matches and getting right to the point. Wither your watching Monday Night Ramped or a TOW PPV you know you'll be getting the truth without all the fluff from these two.
