Mike Tyson

My name is Mike Tyson, and I am the baddest son of a bitch you will ever meet in your fuckin life. I am a former boxer and I was the greatest World Heavyweight Champion that fucking sport has ever seen. People always ask me how much I respcet that belt, but I don't respect title, title respect me. Title is a women it doesn't care about anything all it does is takes and takes until it takes all your money. I was also the most feard motherfucker. I pushed my fear on everyone: my wife, my kids, my momma, and other motherfuckers. I am terror and I am fear. In my fuckin book I am number 1 and always will be. The only reason I get so much heat in the media is because people fear me and if they don't they will get their ass kicked. I was married to this bitch Robin Givens, nut we divorced, why? because I beat the shit out of her because she thought she was safe and noone is safe around me. In 1992, I went on trial in Indiana after being arrested there in 1991 for the rape of Miss Black Rhode Island, Desiree Washington, in an Indianapolis hotel room. However I didn't rape the cunt, she raped me. That doesn't mean I wasn't goint to rape her, because I planned on it. She just made the shit up before it happend. I will rape all of you as well. I was convicted on the charge of rape on February 10, 1992. I got sentenced 6 years but only searved three becasue I beat the shit out of all the other inmates and cops and the govener was scared of me so he pardond me. When I was in prison I converted to islam and my islam name is"Malik Abdul Aziz". I aint no fuckin rag head though. On June 28, 1997,I fought Evander Holyfield. Holyfield was a pussy ass motherfucker that kept headbutting me illegally but the referee, Mills Lane didn't do shit about it, so you know what I did? I bit the mother fuckers right ear off. The fight continued so I bit his left ear but it didn't come off. I got disqualifyed so I was pissed and attacked Holyfield and his trainer after the match and the police came to break it up so I beat them up to. I was walking back to my dressing room and some fan threw a water bottle at me so I jumped in the stands and gave him some offensive gestures. Later I got sentenced to a year's imprisonment, fined $5,000, and ordered to serve 2 years probation and perform 200 hours of community service for assaulting two elderly people after a car accident on August 31, 1998, yeah that shit was funny. I also once pushed my monna down a flight of stairs because she thought she was safe, well that stupid bitch knows she aint now and she better not ever tell the fuckin police. On June 11, 2005, I stunned the boxing world by quitting before the start of the seventh round in a close bout against journeyman Kevin McBride. After losing the third of my last four fights, I said I would quit boxing because I don't "got the fighting guts or the heart anymore." I have 7 children that I know about or will claim ownership of Gena, D'Amato, Mikey, Rayna, Amir, Miguel, and Exodus.
n December 2006 I was in trouble again, this time for drug possession and driving under the influence. I was convicted of these charges in November 2007 and sentenced to 24 hours in jail, 360 hours community service and 3 years probation. Prosecutors had requested a year long jail sentence, but the judge praised me for seeking help with my drug problems. However I never plan to quit using drugs. I just want to smoke cocaine filled cigarettes and get laid.
You might say I do things the wrong way but if you do, you just sound white so I don't care. I do the things I do because I do them and I like to do things my way. When at the strip club, I give the stripper a lap dance because thats the way I like things.
For a long time now I've collected pidgeons. People might think I'm crazy for flying pigeons because I'm young, black and a millionaire but I do this and I will continue to do this my entire life. I haven't participated in anything longer then this execpt breathing. Sometimes I like to wrap a trashbag around a bamboo stick just to scare them a bit. I do things my way so it's good.
Boxing Record
Total fights 58
Wins 50
Wins by KO 44
Losses 6
Draws 0
No contests 2