About Me
My name is Randall Mario Poffo, but you know me as the Randy Savage yeeah. I was born November 15, 1952 in Columbus, Ohio. I was a professional wrestler who achieved prominence in the World Wrestling Federation. I won many titles including the Intercontinental Title from Tito Santana and later won a 14 man tournament at WrestleMania 4 by beating: Butch Reed, Greg Valentine, One Man Gang, and Ted Dibiase in the finals. I then won it back 4 years later against Ric Flair and lost it a few months latet. After that I started doing commentary with Vince McMahon which sucked becaise he was always like "1 2 3 he got him, wait nope no he didn't" He did this all the fucking time, even with 1 counts. In 94 I signed with World Championship Wrestling yeeah. I won the WCW Title at World War 3 of 1995 in a 60 man 3 ring battle royal yeeah. Who else can say that? Noone ohhhhhh nooo. I lost it the next month to that punk ass bitch Ric Flair. I won it three other times by beating: Ric Flair, Sting, and Kevin Nash. I also had a short stint in TNA Wrestling. At the first Victory Road ppv I made my debue and I also saw that son of a bitch Hulk Hogan backstage and he told me that he was coming to TNA and he was bringing: Steve Austin, Goldberg, and Brock Lesner. I then quit because there was gonna be no room for the Macho Man but Hulk was lying and they took me back. I had a match at Turning Point teaming with these fuckers: AJ Styles and Jeff Hardy and we beat the "Kings of Wrestling" who were: Jeff Jarrett, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall. AJ and Hardy did all the work and I didn't even come out till the end and I just came out and rolled up Jarrett for the 3, because I am in no shape to do an elbow. I was then gonna fight Jeff Jarrett at Final Resolution and they told me I was gonna lose but I said fuck that, niggers and quit.
Now it's time to talk about Hulk Hogan Me and Hogan were friends in the late 80's and early 90s but in 1992 that son of a bitch was sleeping in Elizabeths bed and he was fucking her. I got paranoid so I started locking her in the closet at all the shows so no other wrestler would look at her. She decided she didn't like being locked in the closet but I told her that she would like what I tell her to like and after that remark she filed for divorce. In September of 1992 we offically were divoreced. ulk Hogan left but later came back at WrestleMania 9 and I punched him in the face, and thats why he had the black eye, not because of a skiing accident. Hull Hogan always used politics to beat me and to this day I have never scored a pin fall victory over him. In 2001 I was gonna do an event for a charity to benifit kids with terminal illness and I wanted to make them as much money as I could so I called Hulk Hogan up and he said "I don't give a shit about kids with disease and they arn't gonna infect me and I will only come if I can piss on their graves when they finally croke" Yep he said that word for word. When I was in TNA he said that he was bringing: Steve Austin, Goldberg, and Brock Lesner to TNA and I would be in all their shadows and that cause me to quit even though it was lies and Hulk was not coming to TNA. When I came back I carried a knife with me so that if I saw Hulk Hogan in the back that I could cut him.
Now im gonna address the Stephanie McMahon rumor, about me taking her virginity backstage at WrestleMania 3 when she was only 14. Well, that is not a rumor, it's a fact. I popped her cherry and then gave it to her in the back door. She snapped into my slim jim, all night long ooooooooooooooooo yeahhhhhhhhhhh.
