This is the OFFICIAL MySpace profile of Wrestler/Patriot/Hero Lex Luger.
Hello, everyone. I would like to personally welcome you to the Official and only real MySpace page of the Total Package Leg Luger. I have had a legendary wrestling career that others can only dream about.
You may think I started off in wrestling but that isn’t exactly the truth. In High School I played football in Orchard Park, New York and was pretty damn good at it. I was so good that I played collage football for Penn State and a year later transferred to the University of Miami. I sat out the entire 1978 season and began playing in 1979 as a Offensive Guard until my scholarship was terminated for trashing a hotel room that occurred when we were in an away game against Georgia Tech. I started my NFL career out with the Green Bay Packers but never played a league game. I then set my sights on pro wrestling.
I was trained by Hiro Mansuda and took the name Lex Luger because I was a big fan of the Superman villain, Lex Luther. I began in the NWA Florida territory and quickly dominated by defeating Wahoo McDaniel to become the Southern Heavyweight Champion. I then went onto WCW to have some of the greatest matches ever against the likes of Ric Flair, Sting, and Barry Windham.
In 1992 I signed a contract to the World Wrestling Federation and made my on screen debut at WrestleMania 8. I started out by beating jobbers every week as the Narcissist. I wrestled and defeated Mr. Perfect at WrestleMania 9. On July 4th, 1993 I turned face being the first man to bodyslam Yokozuna after coming down on a helicopter on the USS Intrepid. I had a lengthy Championship feud with Yokozuna and beat him at Summerslam 1993 buy only by count out so I did not win the belt. I then set sights on earning another title shot. Bret Hart and I were declared co-winners of the 1994 Royal Rumble At WrestleMania 10 I lost to Yokozuna by DQ. I was originally planned to walk out of WrestleMania 10 but due to a drinking and driving incident they gave the belt to Bret instead and that pissed me off. I was stuck in the mid-card division from WrestleMania 10 until I left the WWF in August 1995.
In 1995, I returned to WCW on the very first episode of Monday Nitro. The day before the Nitro I was wrestling in the WWF but I screwed Vince over because I was only on a handshake agreement. My first feud was against the Macho Man. In 1996 I became a full on face and feuded with the nWo. I beat Hulk Hogan on an episode of Nitro to become the WCW Champion but lost it six days later back to Hogan due to his politics. I stayed in WCW till the very end.
On December 6th 2002 I became the first WWA World Champion. That federation lasted shortly. I made several appearances in TNA. In 2002 I was wresting in NWA Shockwave where I was booked in a match with “Ron Killins†by that Bill What’s His Name. Could he even afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I don’t know. I am one of the biggest legends and stars in this industry. Billy shows his disgusting despicable lack of respect for the Total Package by booking me against Ron Killins. Billy’s T Shirts were too tight also and he books a match with me and Ron Killins? I’m pissed now.
In late 2006 I was on the street because my family abandoned me and I was in a dumpster looking for drugs when I was kidnapped by TOM. They offered me a contract to wrestle for the new Tricked Out Wrestling promotion. Usually I would tell them to fuck off but I’m so much in fucking debt I had to say yes. I started off in TOW as a heel and found the Media Championship in the back laying on the floor so I took it and declared myself the first Media Champion. However I lost the belt in my first defense against DDP. I set my sights on Randy Savage and we feuded for months until he finally beat me in a two out of three falls match. I then found my lover for America again. New Jack bumped into me in the back and when you bump into me, you bump into America and that shit don’t fly with the Total Package. I beat him on PPV. Right now I am in a feud with Dr. David Schultz over who is the better American and at Last Stand we will find out.
Right now I’m currently living in the spare bedroom of Pastor Steve Baskin’s apartment. Steve Baskin is a pastor of the Western Hills Baptist Church in Kennesaw, Georgia trying to figure out my path in life.
Over the years I’ve had several legal problems: from wikipedia.org because I aint writing all this shit down.
“On May 1, 2003, Luger's girlfriend, and former valet, Elizabeth Hulette, died in the townhouse they shared in Marietta, Georgia after mixing pills of hydrocodone, Alprazolam (Xanax), and anabolic steroids (testosterone and sazien) with vodka. Luger was arrested later that day after a search of the residence revealed a number of illicit controlled substances, including anabolic steroids, OxyContin, synthetic growth hormone, testosterone, and Alprazolam. He was charged with 14 drug possession counts, 13 of them felonies. He was released the following day on a bail of $27,500 USD. Hulette's death was eventually ruled accidental. Luger pled guilty to the charges on February 3, 2005. He was given a $1,000 fine, sentenced to five years probation, and required to submit to periodic drug testing."
In December 2005, Luger and fellow wrestlers Buff Bagwell and Scott Steiner were removed from a flight from Minneapolis, Minnesota to Canada. They were detained for several hours before Bagwell and Steiner were released, while Luger was held without bail as a result of two outstanding felony charges in the state of Georgia (he had neglected to obtain permission to leave the country from his parole officer). Luger was detained in the Hennepin County jail for two weeks before being extradited to Georgia to stand trial on December 22, 2005. Luger was sentenced to nine weeks imprisonment, and was released in February 2006.â€