Then again, maybe I'm just touched.
Fair warning -- if you want me to add you, please send me a message that indicates why, and have an interesting profile which actually has some content, so I'll know you aren't just a spambot.
Cat lady, costumer, chocoholic, I'm playful and a touch on the goofy side, with a fondness for words and a strange fascination with palindromes. I don't take life too seriously most of the time, after all, no-one gets out alive, right? Why not laugh while you're here? Spiritual but not religious, I'm here for the karma, not the dogma.
I'm a bit of a gumby -- hyper-elastic soft tissues as the doc says. It can be fun, so long as joints pop out when I want them to and not on their own.
I'm one of those Jack of All Trades types.
I've worked as a wardrobe lady, prisoner escort, guard for a premier's conference, banker, commercial embroiderist, editor, tutor and more. I can paint the house and arrange the garden, and then make a wicked pumpkin pie from the carrots the garden grew. (Try it sometime and see if anyone you know can tell the difference.)
I'm a mechanic's daughter and pretty much grew up on the back of various bikes, most often a Honda Gold Wing. I've shown up to work security in full uniform on a Harley. I find myself really liking the looks of the new T-Rex trike and the Can-Am Spyder trike from Bombardier.
Drummers and bass players fascinate me. I love to dance (note, I am not saying I am good at dancing, just that I love to dance) so I appreciate the guys who give the pulse and heartbeat to music.
I'm still enjoying Derek Sherinian's version of "In the Summertime" and Billy Idol's Christmas album, and looking forward to the new Billy Idol release which is in the works.
I'm not interested in being a webcam girl, or joining any sort of "guaranteed wealth" home business scam.
I'm single, slightly misanthropic, and perfectly happy staying that way.
By the way, just because it is a fun album and I was born on Christmas day, I am going to nudge folks to go get Billy's Holiday album. Make me smile. Go get it and listen, have some spiked egg nog and enjoy. Okay?
Oh, and one more thing: people who can't manage to use the shift key, space bar, or spell-check probably shouldn't bother sending me messages (allowances may be made if you happen to be a pretty peroxide-blond boy.) I have zero tolerance if you are into killing animals (hunting & fishing) or if you have decorated your page with marijuana leaves as if you are in grade nine and think pot is "cool". I don't care if you use pot, but if it is the be-all and end-all of your life, trust me, we won't get along.
I'll be a big meanie to you to make you go away, and then you'll have to cyber-hate me, and all that drama can be avoided so easily.
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