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Funkadelika

BIG, DELICIOUS WOMAN IN A BIG DELICIOUS WORLD

About Me

Larger than life. I have a big laugh, big hair and a raucous sense of humor. I love good people, art, wine, exquisite food and giving a good verbal jab to anybody who needs it. I am a CURVACEOUS woman who is looking to create a community of like-minded women here in the Midwest. Be sure to check the blog from time to time as on occasion I am prone to profundity. LOVE to ALL! Kisses! ________________________________________________________Ther e is a severe lack of quality, cutting-edge Plus Size Clothing in the Midwest!!! Looking for New Designers and Marketers of Plus Size Clothing who are looking for a new customer base, promotion or new marketing partners/apparel consultants.I can always be reached here on myspace or at Yahoo IM as Choclitshak.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ask Me Yourself
Birthday: December 13th
Birthplace: Kansas City
Current Location: Same As Above
Eye Color: Glowing Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Best of Two Worlds
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Patent Pumps
Your Weakness: Godiva & The Scent of a Man
Your Fears: To Die Not Having Tried
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago Style w/ Spinach, 4 Cheeses & Ital. Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make Legimate Money Without a 9-5
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I LOVE IT!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What Can I Do to Make It Different
Your Best Physical Feature: Who Only Has One?
Your Bedtime: When My 11pm Second Wind Is Gone
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's a Memory, How Can it be Missed?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Plus a Little Something Extra
&..39;MacDonalds or Burger King:' Isn't there a Real Restaurant Around?
Single or Group Dates: If it's a Date, Shouldn't it just be with the Object of your Affection?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: I love all the Colors of the Manbow
Cappuccino or Coffee: Straight and Black--Just like my men
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like A Sailor (when Nobody's Around)
Do you Sing: When I really feel Great
Do you Shower Daily: Twice if I'm going Somewhere?
Have you Been in Love: Yes. Only Once.
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: Nobody Has Convinced Me Yet
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't Nobody Else Will
Do you get Motion Sickness: Planes, Planes, Planes--I love planes
Do you think you are Attractive: Have you Seen Me?!
Are you a Health Freak: Moderation is Key! Denial is a Sin!
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: As Long as They are At Night
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play Saxophone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A bit
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never--Don't Understand Why People Like the Feeling
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No--Moderation
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Just Can't Get with the Pickled Fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Damn--That's What I was Supposed to Do Tuesday!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: What For? Nothing Worse than a Thief!
Ever been Drunk: A Couple Times--But I Prefer to have my Wits about me
Ever been called a Tease: Once or Twice
Ever been Beaten up: Never
Ever Shoplifted: Not since I was a kid
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: MAGNIFICENT
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil, France, Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 6'+
Weight: 200+
Best Clothing Style: Suited & Booted
Number of Drugs I have taken: ??
Number of CDs I own: ??
Number of Piercings: Ears Only
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Innumerable
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My Interests

Currently--the burgeoning choices in plus size fashion. Spoken Word Art, People without Pretenses.

I'd like to meet:

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Those who seem small at first, then realize they are as big as they believe.

Music:


Movies:

All Things Master Bruce Lee, Blaxploitation, The Spook Who Sat By the Door, Shawshank Redemption, Scarface, Memoirs of a Geisha, Hero, Anything with big explosions, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

CSI, Public Television, ANTM

Books:

Lysistrata by Aristophanes

Heroes:

Every Big, Beautiful Woman Who Loves Herself, Every Man Who Loves Truly

My Blog

See If You Can Figure Me Out

1. FIRST NAME? Ask me yourself.2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My mother has a limited imagination. 3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I'll rust if I do that 4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Of course, it's se...
Posted by Funkadelika on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

Tipping My Cup to Friends - Revised

Tipping My Cup to Friends - Revised (considering my previous post, revision is definitely in order) To Every Friend I've Ever Had: To Friends I've Lost that seemed with me forever--through children an...
Posted by Funkadelika on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

I Told You That You Were Being Hustled

I told you all about him.  I talked for two months.  I talked about him until YOU were blue in the face.  Then, lo and behold, you verbally and emotionally attack me.  Huh?  W...
Posted by Funkadelika on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

Blaxploitation Queen Cleopatra Jones Dies @ 59

MOVIE NEWS © AP Tamara DobsonStar of Cleopatra Jones Films DiesOct 5, 7:11 AM EST The Associated Press BALTIMORE -- Tamara Dobson, the tall, stunning model-turned-actress who port...
Posted by Funkadelika on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST