500lb Gorilla

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Chinese Zodiac - The 500lb Gorilla
Personality:
Occupying the 36th position in the Chinese Zodiac, The 500lb Gorilla is the mightiest of the signs. The 500lb Gorilla symbolizes such character traits as dominance and ambition. The 500lb Gorilla prefers to live by his own rules and if left on his own, is usually successful. He is driven, unafraid of challenges, and willing to take risks. He's passionate in all he does and he does things in grand fashion. Unfortunately, this passion and enthusiasm can leave The 500lb Gorilla feeling exhausted and interestingly, unfulfilled.
While The 500lb Gorilla frequently helps others, rarely will he ask for help. Others are attracted to The 500lb Gorilla, especially his colorful personality, but deep down, The 500lb Gorilla prefers to be alone. Perhaps that is because he's most successful when working alone. His preference to be alone can come across as arrogance or conceitedness, but these qualities aren’t applicable. The 500lb Gorilla has a temper that can flare fast!
Health:
Considering his hard-working nature, The 500lb Gorilla is healthy overall. He does get stressed and suffer from periodic tension/headaches, likely because he takes so many risks. The 500lb Gorilla could benefit from incorporating mild activity into his life. Yoga or walking would be good as these activities can work both his mind and his body.
Career:
The 500lb Gorilla prefers leading to being led. Jobs that allow him to express his creativity are good choices. Some good careers include: inventor, manager, computer analyst, lawyer, engineer, architect, broker, and sales person.
Relationships:
The 500lb Gorilla will give into love, but won’t give up his independence. Because he has a quick, sometimes vengeful temper, his partner needs to be tough-skinned. The 500lb Gorilla enjoys others who are intriguing, and when he finds the right partner, he’ll usually commit to that person for life.