Quitting Your Job... |
...can be a very gratifying sensation, as can being fired from your job. But what about making up a job you quit or being fired from a job you never had? This has become common practice for me, to jus... Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:55:00 PST |
Blacks against Obama |
it is 930 am west coast time on friday sept 19 2008 and i am watching a obama rally and there are black protesters INSIDE the rally holding signs saying that they are blacks against obama. what??? are... Posted by Steven Lolli on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:02:00 PST |
Letter to Jewish girl i grew up with |
i dont like to write unless i really have something decent to say but today, i saw you here and remebered a time, it mustve been- we mustve been 12 or 13- we sat together at friday night service, anyw... Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:11:00 PST |
Is there any hope for a shitty comic like me? |
PRESUMPTUOUS MEETS PRETENTIOUS: conversation with a comedy producer I enjoy Facebook because it allows me to make new friends and then send them a video of my comedy saying welcome. I k... Posted by Steven Lolli on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:34:00 PST |
Celeb Reality wants to solve your problems! |
Reply to: [email protected]: 2008-08-11, 12:22AM PDTCeleb-reality pilot wants to solve your problems: Do you live in the LA area and have a major problem in your life that you need some help wi... Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:37:00 PST |
BATMAN KILLED HEATH LEDGER |
Why didn't you like the batman movie? people keep asking me. So here it is. Batman 21 The Dark Night for the first hour, you're thinking man this is good and then, suddenly, you are spiralling to turd... Posted by Steven Lolli on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:50:00 PST |
BECOMING A STAR |
Hi, I have another extraordinary story for the record. Today I had a pitch-meeting with the head of development at ICM. That sounds amazing, dosen't it? What I mean to say is... the hea... Posted by Steven Lolli on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:59:00 PST |
hi stevie (a poem by Trisha Lolli) |
hi stevie
im going to sleep
but wanted to say hi
i love you
mom is sleeping and so is duncan
dad is watching a movie and eating twizzlers
nite brother... Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:38:00 PST |
Doctors office slut |
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I hardly ever go to the Grove anymore. It isn't fun without Geraldine, who enjoys watching chase girls I will never fuck. Never is a strong word. Maybe 'no time soon' would... Posted by Steven Lolli on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:22:00 PST |
CARLIN DIED SUDDENLY WATCHING DANE COOK ENDLESS CIRCLE |
One of the things George Carlin is not credited for is almost saving education from the clutches of the academics. Although he same could be said for Spading Gray, Bill Cosby, Bukowski, Paul Mooney,&n... Posted by Steven Lolli on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST |