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Steven Lolli

".. he is not a very nice Jewish boy" CREATIVE LOAFING

About Me

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grew up in tampa, hated it there but was afraid to leave. Orlando and Tampa were my first 5 years of standup. wasn't much of an artist there. played the redneck b rooms in the southeast. thanks to Brian Heffron, I opened up for mitch hedberg in 2001. Hedberg told me i should move to LA. so i did dec 2001. couldn't get on in hollywood, so i went down to a club(that is no longer exists) Mixed Nuts on crenshaw and washington. i was surprised that i did well. after a while(as i realized it wasn't gonna get easier to appear in the white clubs and i became a little more confident) i began to play deeper and further south rooms like the family room in gardena, jobo's backyard in compton, market street bar in inglewood, the conversation lounge, the bowling alley in downey, Industry Cafe in Culver City, became a regular act at chocolate sundaes(laugh factory). began to realize that i was the only jew in black clubs. shocked everyone by kicking ass at the 2003 bay area black comedy fest. began confident enough onstage to refer myself as the only jew in Black LA clubs in early 2004. discovered by Katt Willimas may 2007, began as a writer immeadeatly thereafter.
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Quitting Your Job...

...can be a very gratifying sensation, as can being fired from your job. But what about making up a job you quit or being fired from a job you never had? This has become common practice for me, to jus...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:55:00 PST

Blacks against Obama

it is 930 am west coast time on friday sept 19 2008 and i am watching a obama rally and there are black protesters INSIDE the rally holding signs saying that they are blacks against obama. what??? are...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:02:00 PST

Letter to Jewish girl i grew up with

i dont like to write unless i really have something decent to say but today, i saw you here and remebered a time, it mustve been- we mustve been 12 or 13- we sat together at friday night service, anyw...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:11:00 PST

Is there any hope for a shitty comic like me?

PRESUMPTUOUS MEETS PRETENTIOUS:  conversation with a comedy producer  I enjoy Facebook because it allows me to make new friends and then send them a video of my comedy saying welcome. I k...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:34:00 PST

Celeb Reality wants to solve your problems!

Reply to: [email protected]: 2008-08-11, 12:22AM PDTCeleb-reality pilot wants to solve your problems: Do you live in the LA area and have a major problem in your life that you need some help wi...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:37:00 PST

BATMAN KILLED HEATH LEDGER

Why didn't you like the batman movie? people keep asking me. So here it is. Batman 21 The Dark Night for the first hour, you're thinking man this is good and then, suddenly, you are spiralling to turd...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:50:00 PST

BECOMING A STAR

Hi,   I have another extraordinary story for the record. Today I had a pitch-meeting with the head of development at ICM. That sounds amazing, dosen't it? What I mean to say is... the hea...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:59:00 PST

hi stevie (a poem by Trisha Lolli)

hi stevie im going to sleep but wanted to say hi i love you mom is sleeping and so is duncan dad is watching a movie and eating twizzlers nite brother...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:38:00 PST

Doctors office slut

.... .. .... .. I hardly ever go to the Grove anymore. It isn't fun without Geraldine, who enjoys watching chase girls I will never fuck. Never is a strong word. Maybe 'no time soon' would...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:22:00 PST

CARLIN DIED SUDDENLY WATCHING DANE COOK ENDLESS CIRCLE

One of the things George Carlin is not credited for is almost saving education from the clutches of the academics. Although he same could be said for Spading Gray, Bill Cosby, Bukowski, Paul Mooney,&n...
Posted by Steven Lolli on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST