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Daugne Keith The real and Raw Comedienne

Dawnie is how you say my name..If you dont like honesty & raw realism in comedy..then u wont lik

About Me

BORN IN LA CA..RAISED IN DENVER CO, HOUSTON TEXAS, SEATTLE WA, AND COLORADO SPRINGS CO AND BACK TO LA...all with in a 7 year period..If you want to know why, listen to my comedy. TURN RALPH THE BEAR ON PAUSE TO HEAR SKETCH PROPERLY.

My Interests

Comedy and Seeing me put a smile on your face. If you read this page, come to a show.

I'd like to meet:

everyone who likes a great gutt wrenching, making you pee just a little bit, laugh out loud, hardy, harr, harr, kinda laugh. click below the arrows on RALPH THE BEAR.. and listen to one of my fav songs.



Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Music:

typing and singing the Ojays. I love Music..dunt dunt dunt ..Anykind of music...dunt dunt dunt.. just as long as it's groova'aan..dunt dunt dunt..sweet sweet music..dunt dunt dunt!! I love Hip Hop!!! Because HIP HOP DONT STOP!!! I just cant stand most of the crap on the radio right now. there are exceptions..but for the most part.. can another section other than the south make some music....please no more nursery ryhms.

Movies:

WARRIORS OF COURSE..JAWS... that scarred the hell out of my brother. LOL ..and thinking..has he washed his azz lately?? LADY SINGS THE BLUES.."give it to me! Give it to me" ! loved that scene with Diana and Billy D williams in the bathroom..she wanted that dope bad.

Television:

LOST, Grey's Anatomy, Everybody loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, Girlfriends, All of us, The first 7 seasons of SNL, I love Lucy, and Desperate Housewives, bitches are crazy as hell. all the old sitcoms The Jeffersons, THe bunkers,3s company, GoodTimes, SOAP, Looney Tunes, Tiny tunes....living animation of any sort.

Books:

behold a pale horse..the biggest secret..The Bible.Torah..the quaran..sterhen king books..all the dr. rebbeca brown books..all the left behind books..and anything that has to do with conspiracy theory..after all its just a fact that you cant prove wrong..and history proves it right.

Heroes:

Yaweh and his begotten son Yeshua, My parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, friends, play cousins, don't act like you don't have any play ken folk. Drunk, sober, high, or perverted, these people made me who I am. I thank them for that.

My Blog

THE DEMON RAPPER WHO ATTACKED HIP HOP!!

THE OTHER DAY I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE A COFFEE HOUSE WAITING ON MY TURN TO HIT THE STAGE TO WORK OUT SOME NEW MATERIAL BEFORE MY REAL SHOW LATER THAT EVENING..WHEN I HEARD THE MOST DISTURBING SHIT EVER...
Posted by Daugne Keith The real and Raw Comedienne on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:50:00 PST

TRIBUTE To MOMS MABLEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvDnK083h88 ...
Posted by Daugne Keith The real and Raw Comedienne on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:58:00 PST

my top comics (my humor mill article)

    I remember growing up listening to Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor records.  Listening to Lawanda Page talk shit on Pipe laying Dan.    I remember watching soul trai...
Posted by Daugne Keith The real and Raw Comedienne on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:38:00 PST

FOR MY DADDY !!!

I was a daddy's girl when my father came around.  he used to show up.. in his fancy clothes.. funky convertable car.. giving out 45 inch records of the latest hit singles to the neighbor hood kid...
Posted by Daugne Keith The real and Raw Comedienne on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:33:00 PST