Tia Jai

My love... Baby Jai!!!I LOVE Stand-up! I also LOVE spending time with my daughter (who if I don't ground her for the silliest little things, I'd never see!) I like to read books and watch movies (NETFLIX ROCKS ;0) & play TETRIS (STILL!!!).
Get Games for Your ProfileI've turned into quite the homebody as of late. I guess 5 years of being a club promoter wears you down. I consider my self worn. I enjoy writing. I enjoy breathing and basically living. It beats the alternative, if you ask me! I enjoy not taking any thing or any one for granted. I love my best friend... of 23 years and counting! AND she's a talented photographer to boot! (I LOVE getting my pics taken, who knew she'd grow up to be involved in one of my interests)? I'm interested in trying out new things. I went snowboarding for the first time and kicked a little a$$ on the mountain top. I have yet to bungee jump or sky dive, but that's probably because I want my daughter to really get an idea of who her mother is as a person, respect me for who I am, and ONLY then will I be able to live out those daredevil dreams (Okay, so I'm using that as a crutch, can you blame me??) Oh, and did I mention Stand-up...?

I'd like to meet:

YOU!!! Welcome to My Space! I'm so glad you stopped by to see me! Allow me to tell you a little bit about myself, but be warned, I am one of my favorite topics in life! Astrologically speaking (I'm a Libra), I'd like to think of myself as pretty idealistic and an eternal realist... I'm not the one who believes that my glass is half empty or half full, you see, keeping it real and all, I'm just happy to have a GLASS! You feel me? I love being in love, I love being a parent and I LOVE to tell a great joke... You have been to one of my shows, yes? Well, if not, I keep 'em posted here and am always looking to meet my newest fan... for without you, who would I tell my jokes to? I'm pretty darn loyal when it comes to friends and can be an OUTRIGHT B!t@H to those who, failing to see the diplomacy of which I yield, can catch an earful. I'm not a fighter, but I have been known to take down my adversaries with a verbal assault that makes any Quinton Tarantino film look Disney. I don't know, I call it a gift, I suppose. If I don't have to come to blows, that is! But please show your self around... Mi casa, es su casa...

Music:

EVERYTHING WITH A BEAT ;) And I mean EVERYTHING. My daughter can sing with the best of 'em! She's got the sweetest voice, from alto to soprano, she holds it down! I LOVE DIANA KRALL!!! Her music is so sultry and amazing, also, who would I be if I didn't love Sade? Natalie Cole is up there along with Earth Wind and Fire. Amhad "Back in the day", Fallout Boy, Bob Marley, Nora Jones, Pavoratti, Garth Brooks, Nas, Jay-Z, of course 2 Pac and Biggie, Eminem oh, and Talib Kweli!!! My baby brother's band FREESOUND, local acts like Kim Hill and Sy Smith, Cree Summer (the voice of Dot in the Animaniacs actually cut a pretty cool album produced by Lenny Kravitz!) Then there's the ALMIGHTY STEVIE WONDER! Man, his music does it for me every time... the album "Songs in the Key of Life" is a MUST HAVE for any TRUE Stevie fan!.. Movie Clips | San Diego Lofts | Columbus Real Estate

Movies:

The Color Purple, The 5 Heartbeats, The Truth About Cats & Dogs, Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, Fried Green Tomatoes, oh, and pretty much ANYTHING with Reese Witherspoon ;)

Television:

I Love to watch HOUSE, PRISON BREAK, and 24. I'm also a huge fan of E!, Bravo and SPIKE TV. .... .. ......

Books:

I used to LOVE Stephen King, then found DEAN KOONTZ and now I'm all over Dan Brown... Angels and Demons rocked! I like to read books that have an edge of "You can do it" without shoving it down your throat! I read "The Power of Your Subconscious Mind" by Dr. Joseph Murphy which has improved upon an already blessed life, triple fold!!!

Heroes:

My daughter and mother, respectively. Jim Carrey (He's the reason I started telling jokes... we all remember the horsed laughter of Vera De Milo! Neeeeh,snort,hhehheheee!), Whoopi Goldberg, Redd Fox, George Carlin, Kunta Kinte, and Richard Pryor (May he rest in peace and keep the Angels in heaven wings in constant and perpetual motion from laughing so hard)!..
Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Sloth Quotient: 40%
You're a little lazy, but normally you're a very energetic and motivated person.
Don't beat yourself up over a little laziness every now and then. You do need your downtime! How Much Sloth Do You Have?
You Are 88% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
You Are Periwinkle
You're very intuitive and sensitive. You often know other people better than they know themselves.
You're also quite optimistic, and you think well of yourself and others. You know your dreams will come true. What Color Blue Are You?
You Are 12% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Your EQ is 160
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are Wonder Woman
A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world.
You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over you! What Superhero Are You?
You Date Like a Man
According to studies on dating, you date like a man.
You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time.
Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you.
And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while).
You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it.
You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting! Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Driving Is is: 60% Male, 40% Female
According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl.
This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks.
Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?
Your Love Element Is Wood
In love, you tend to gently dominate and guide your partner.
For you, love is all about sharing goals and future plans.
You attract others with creativity and vision.
Your flirting style is defined by your honesty and assertiveness.
Growth and improvement are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may focus on goals too much in relationships, but you never come out of them with a loss.
You connect best with: Water
Avoid: Metal
You and another Wood element: will be doomed to a stormy relationship What Element Is Your Love?
Your Career Personality: Capable, Friendly, and Energetic
Your Ideal Careers:
Actor
Advertising Executive
Artist
Counselor
Entrepreneur
Musician
Politician
Psychologist
Teacher
Television Reporter The Quick and Dirty Career Test
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are A Romantic Realist
You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance.
Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know.
And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball...
But you'd never admit it to your friends! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
You Are 4% Hypochondriac
While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it.
You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything. Are You a Hypochondriac?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Golden Delicious What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Brown Sugar Tease What's Your Pimp Name?
You Are 56% Gross
You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you! How Gross Are You?
You Are An Invisible Ex
You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love! What Type of Ex Are You?
Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
You Are 47% Open
You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy.
You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends...
But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. How Open Are You?
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
You Are 80% Extrovert, 20% Introvert
You are as outgoing as they come
The life of the party, you're friends with everyone
You're a people person, and you are quite the entertainer
You love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
You Were a Coyote
Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!
Softball is the huge tipoff here...
As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir" What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Failed 8th Grade US History
Sorry, you only got 5/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade History?
Your Stress Level is: 40%
You are slightly prone to stress, but generally you keep it under control.
You know how to relax and take things as they come, even when your worlds seems to be falling apart.
Occasionally, you do let yourself get stressed out, but you snap out of it pretty quickly. How Stressed Are You?
You Are 20% Angry
You're so laid back, no one could ever accuse you of getting angry.
While there are a few little things that may annoy you, you generally play it cool.
In fact, your calm attitude tends to provoke people with anger problems.
They may think you're screwing with them, but that's just the way you are! How Angry Are You?
You Are: 30% Dog, 70% Cat
You and cats have a lot in common.
You're both smart and in charge - with a good amount of attitude.
However, you do have a very playful side that occasionally comes out! Are You More Cat or Dog?
You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 60%
You have an average luck quotient.
There's been times when you've been extremely lucky... but also times when you've been very unlucky.
You probably know that you can make your own luck in life, if you're open to it.
So listen to your intuition as much as you can. It's right more often than you might expect. How Lucky Are You?
You Are 96% Happy
It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you. How Happy Are You?
Your Pride Quotient: 36%
You're a little prideful, but nothing out of the norm.
Like everyone, you enjoy attention. But you're also good at sharing the spotlight! How Much Pride Do You Have?
You've Experienced 60% of Life
You have a good deal of life experience, about as much as someone in their late 20s.
You've seen and done enough to be quite wise, but you still have a lot of life to look forward to. How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:
A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers What's Your Personality Cluster?
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,084,347 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, ext

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