The Onslaught

It was 2003...... myspace didn't exist.......neither did youtube........nobody was texting while driving yet either...............2 dudes were driving tractor in the middle of South Dakota............not the same one......different ones, for different people.......ya know, just tryin to make a livin........................anyways, somehow these 2 talented super all americans got together and started making noise driving the neighbors nuts.........no not just with their mufflerless 50 dollar van, we're talkin gittttttarz n drumz.....................dayz went by ...........as we aquired more and more legendary equipment passed downed from the ages.........rockin here n there throwin party's, some were at the center of the universe....................hi Graham...............................some were at a Bar that used to be a church.........ahhhhh the 21st century.............................next thing we knew we had the senior keg in that place..............thanks for cleanin up Jo.................................then one day a rattlesnake snuck in the door..........................................just so happened that rattlesnake played bassssss..................................so there we were , Halloween 2004..........................first official geeeeg........................The Bar.................................This town ain't never seen nothin like it..............................."you guys didn't have to be that good" they said...............................fsfsfsfsfsf.............. .................................geeegn here n geeeeeegn there, The New 3some called THE ONSLAUGHT was kickin ass n takin names.................Reliance Streetdance 2005..............Legendary.........Bego on sound.............wow...........crowd of 800 wantin an encore....................................enter Wyatt the Iceburg.........lead guitar boy...............Waylin "Van Halen" could focus on singing a little more..............................the "Slaught" was rockin, bringin the house down across the state......................2007 hits...................the Dolly Llama heads West..............sez it's his last geeeg with the reeeeg in July..............after we rocked the Stickney Streetdance.................................so the ThunderGod went on his way........................fsfsfs.................."hey mn, my cuzzin can play drums".......................................enter Robbie "Kneivil" Estes...........................jeah, we're still rockin.....5 gallon bucket n all.......but Wyatt the Iceburg was catching new waves as he was joinin this band and thayeat band.....and this band and thayyyeat band.................so we had to FIRE the Iceburg..................................................... ............................................................ .........fsfsfsfsfsfssfssfs....................shitfetish... ..........................................................Bu t here comes DUFFFFF............Yippy Yi Yo Ted..............................a new guitar master.................................so, through all the drama, the tuff tiimesz and what not...............all the adversity..................addictions................psycoti cness!...............it looks like..............THE ONSLAUGHT is still intact!!!! ......................THE LEGEND CONTINUES............. ..

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