Deth_On_A_Stik[at]yahoo[dot]com[dot]au - This is my MSN. Add me, if you think we can make conversation. If I don't like you, I'll block you. Simple as that.
Music. I live for it. Most important thing in life... Well, next to my friends, and you should know whether that means you or not. If you're unsure, then I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're more likely comparable to a filthy hobo. A filthy, mutant hobo with gout. Yeah, because I have some kick-arse friends. So kick-arse they have superpowers! Like laser-beam vision and hyper-kung fu axe-kicks and machine-guns for faces...
Ok, so that's an outright lie... but they are pretty damn awesome, even without those nifty powers. So awesome, I'd say they're totally radical, dude. Cowabunga. No shit, if it wasn't for people like them I'd have blown up a historical building or something by now. Seriously. Now that you know all that, I'll tell you some of them are added here on this MySpace of mine as "friends"... except that Trav cunt. He's obviously loving the cock. ;)
All bullshit aside, they own you and your friends any day of the week... except Tuesday. That's our day of rest. We need to give you smarmy gits some time to think you're good, because you're obviously not and just so very insecure about it, aren't you? Yeah, that's right, you are. Pussy. For me, these people are what I equate those black pyjamas are to ninjas; without them? Fucked! Who ever heard of a ninja in tartan? I ask you, really?! Yeah. Now you know where it's at... bitch.
As for me? Well, we should all know that I'm your hero. Yep, it's true. You love me. Why? Well, because I do all sorts of neat stuff. I go to gigs regularly. Gigs of the local variety. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you obviously eat the bottoms of small rodents. I do other stuff, but that's the most important. Nothing more important than the music, maaaaaaan.
I also enjoy beating people with sticks, blowing up small cars, nailing Jesus to the cross, painting my likeness onto the side of cattle, running flags up poles, making sheep bleat in time to operatic music, toppling governments, the overuse of sarcasm, tainting clean water supplies, sewing fish together to make a giant sort of super-fish, placing signed photographs of myself strategically around bakeries across the nation, pointing obviously at people with upturned collars, breaking wind in elevators, putting the elderly in giant hamster balls and then rolling them down stairs, fighting for justice, burning evidence, and standing in public places whilst looking shifty. Yeah...
I don't have much more to add than that really.
Oh, and by the way... I'm fucking awesome.
