I'm one of them people that just can't seem to take life seriously
If I aint laughing I'm either sleeping or dead
(though I have been known to laugh in my sleep)
I will mock, joke and laugh at damn near anything
I have a nack for political incorrectness
I'm a cynical, sarcastic, cunt
Yes, I swear
If you don't like it, feel free to fuck off.
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....More stuff....
I love a drink
I belch freely at high decepiles in public places
My friends fucking rule
I rant alot
I can't live without my mobile phone
I love a good debate
I'm needy
My mother is the most important person in the world
I'm loud and obnoxious
I'd kill small children for subway
I often break out into song for no good given reason but that I can
I once spent an entire day in song shopping with my sister
My dog is most awesome
I have a no bullshit policy
I'll point and laugh at others before they can do so to me
I was once named womens answer to Denis Leary
I like to try everything twice
My insults are known as an expression of love
I used to eat soap as a kid
I dance poorly on purpose
