Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp

About Me

CHECK IT....JULIO T. WINKWEID III, (A.K.A. "DA WEID") COMIN AT U str8 from da A.V (A/K/A AVENTURA FLORIDA) 4 ME IZ ALL ABOUT GETTIN PAID...A BORN HUSTLAH'ALL THE WAY BACK 2 PETCO.....B WORKIN 24/7 TAKING CARE O BIDNIZ....I..MEAN "BIDNIZZEZ" DUE 2 INVOLVEMENT IN MANY PROJECTS: GOT MY WEB SHIT GOIN, PRODUCTION VENTURES.....BE IN THE RAP GAME.....PARTIES..PROMOTION, REAL ESTATE BUT...AFTA ALL MY MAIN PRO-FESSION IS.........ON ADVICE OF COUNCIL WILL NOT REVEAL 4 NOW... IT AINT EASY BEIN A HAMSTA PIMP..............NOW LISTEN UP.....B4 YOU MOTHA FUCKAS START HATIN ON DA WEID...SAYIN' I COMPLAIN 2 MUCH.....LISTEN FOOLS...U THINK IT EASY RUNNIN HO'S WHEN YO AZZ IS 5 INCHES TALL....SHIT.. GOT LADY'S WEARIN HEELS HIGHER THAN THAT.........MY REPU-TATION PRECEDES ME...JUS ASK ROUND 305.....O-TOWN, LITTLE HAITI, SOUTH BEACH, CALLE 8, THE GROVE....U GET THE 411 ON DA WEID....KNOWN AND RENOWN 4 A REAL STRONG PIMP CLAW......I RUN SOME OF THE TOP earnin' ho's .IN ALL OF SOUTH FLORIDA....WE TALKIN FINE ASS LADIEZ KICKIN' IT DOLCE-AND-THE-MOFUCKIN-GABANA-STYLE in South Beach...BUENO MI GENTE....(Y ANIMALES).....I DECIDED 2 GET WIT DIZ MYSPACE..CUZ I BRANCHIN INTO THE WRITING GAME....CHECK IT OUT...B DROPPIN KNOWLEDGE ON U FOOLZ....."ASK THE WEID"....AXE ME ANY QUESTIONZ..AND I ANSWER...ALSO B BLOGGIN...TALKIN BOUT WAZ HAPNIN IN DA WEID LIFE...AN SUM STORIES FROM BACK IN THE DAY OF DIZ FINE HAMSTA'S LIFE...AN WHATTA LIFE IT IZ....A HAMSTA PIMP CHILL IN STYLE..KNOW/SAYIN'?...GOTZ ME A FINE ASS CRIB.....EVEN GOT HUMANZ 2 TAKE CARE MY VARIOUS NEEDS.....ALSO IN DA HOUSEHOLD b a dog (M-DOG) AND A PUSSY (F-CAT) ......THEM MY BITCHEZ NOW....MADE THEM MOFUCKAHAS PAY RENT...SHIT AINT CHEAP........NOTHIN PERSONAL..NO ISSUEZ WIT DOGS AND CATS. 4 THAT MATTA WIT NO OTHER SPECIEZ IN ANIMAL KINGDOM....
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My Interests

HO, HO, HO....KNOCKIN BOOTZ WIT FINE ASS LADIEZ, COMEDY, MAKING "LOS BENJAMINS", SMOKIN DA STICKY, HENNESY, DOM PERIGNON, ..

I'd like to meet:

HO'S, HO'S, HO'S, HO's, HAMSTAS & GANGSTAS, BITCHES, FINE LADIEZ ANYWHERE...- 4 PLEASURE AND 4 BIDNEZZ ......MY FINE HAMSTA SISTAHS, LADY RATS AND MICE.... RODENT NATION IN THE HOUSE!!!! MUCH LUV.., ANIMAL KINGDOM......DA WEID DON'T DISCRIMINATE... BE KOOL WIT ALL SORTS OF SPECIES AND SHIT......EVEN OL' HOKE -- BIG-AZZ GATOR WHO STAY IN THE CANAL NEAR DA CRIB...MO FUCKAH.GOT SOME SCARY AZZ TEEF...HE B WORKIN SECURITY 4 ME NOW......

Music:

RICK ROSS, PITBULL, DJ KHALED(305 ) LIL JON, HAM-STAR, YING YANG TWINS, WISIN & YANDEL, IVY QUEEN, DA WEID ALSO KICKZ IT OLD SKOOL...JAMES BROWN (MUCH LOVE..RIP HOPE THEY DEFROST AND BURY U)

Movies:

SCARFACE, STUART LITTLE, RATTATOUILLE (mofuckin mouse - he gangsta)

Television:

MARTIN, MEERKAT MANOR, ANIMAL PLANETANYTING WIT GANSTAS AND HAMSTAS

Books:

PIMP, GUIDE TO HAMSTER CARE

Heroes:

ALL DA PLAYAS WHO CAME B4 - MUCH RESPECT, HAMTARO, DAVE CHAPPELLE, RICHARD PRYOR, CHRIS ROCK, PETA (No mofuckah is touchin my fur 4 some wack lady's coat)

My Blog

I B Here...Quit Hatin

Contyrary 2 rumor N' Nuendo.....I aint' been popped by animal control or vice Some Ho DID NOT step on me wit her heels....an no mothafuckin cat had me 4 lunch...Quit yo hatin...,..dis buzi...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:20:00 PST

2 All U MILF Hunter Wannabees...& MILFs.....Watchu-selves

Check what happen u horny mamas,.when u git it on, wit one yo shorties boyz:Cops: Teen used ax on pal dating his mom LEESBURG -- ...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:55:00 PST

ASS

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:13:00 PST

Who Yo Daddy?

LMAO...shit be funny....Detroit hoez x-plainin who their babby daddy b, so child support chase afta them foolz. . Humanz say we b "animals" yet sum yall got no bidnezz reproduc...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

Bang Brothers Ex-Wife Wants Mo’ Money...

LMAO...guy who doez "BangBus" bein sued by ho he was married 2. An no it aint Dirty Sanchez he like "talent"...not ownin bidezz.So o' girl say he lied bout how much crib cost at divorce time. Check ...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

LOCAL PIMP & HO NEWS...PIMP & HOES BUSTED

Check this......picked up fr Stuck on Palmetto &n...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:30:00 PST

Innernetz Issuez

not been online cuz of tekniakll issuez.....had a crazy azz party....retired wit sum ladiez 2 my hot tub.....seemz them mothafuckas b smokin some that buddah an git real hungry.....dem foolz chewed up...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

Chongalicious....LMAO.....

chongalicious definition arch my eyebrows highthey always starin at my booty and my pantylineyou can see me you can read mecuz my name is on my earings............ ...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

My Own Hamster Porn

THIS IS ART...A BEAUTIFUL REP-RESNTATIUN FO HAMSTA LUVIN ...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

Bigg Azz Monkey Get Looze Bitez Lady

...aint right 2 b lockin up my brothas and sistas from animal kingdom. Shit I did my time in ghetto fuckin petstore an that big azz petco. Serves them mothafuckas who got bit right.....BOKITO MY...
Posted by Winkweid - The MySpace Hamster Pimp on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:34:00 PST