Piggie Hair Extensions |
Since my mommy won't pay for my nose job and I don't have enough allowance saved up yet, I've decided that I want hair extensions just like Paris HIlton instead.
See the ad I found online below. I bo...
Posted by Paris on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Do I need a nose job? |
Last night, my mommy showed me this picture and I was shocked. My nose looks like nothing Paris Hilton's. Do you think I need a nose job so I can look like my namesake? I swear my nose is getting bigg...
Posted by Paris on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST |
I need help with my Run About Ball |
My mommy bought me a Run Around Ball, which promised exercise fun for me. It's like a hamster ball, but bigger sized for me. Plus, she thought it would be a cool way that I could hang out in the livin...
Posted by Paris on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:30:00 PST |
I want a purse dog! |
Since my mommy named me after Paris Hilton, I want to be stylish and I want to own a purse dog like Tinkerbell. Mommy said I can't have a real dog, so she gave me this stuffed poodle. I don't t...
Posted by Paris on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST |
Thank you so much |
Thank you for all the prayers and condolences for Fiona. I never realized how many special friends she truly had. I'm sure she's at the rainbow bridge teaching the other piggies how to wear ...
Posted by Paris on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:12:00 PST |
Very Sad News-Poor Fiona |
This is Fiona's mommy. I have some very sad news. Over the weekend, Fiona passed away. She got sick very quick, and she died before I could get her to the vet. I'm still in shock.
I was with her in h...
Posted by Paris on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST |
I attacked a whole apple! |
Last night my mom decided to let me attack a whole apple instead of slicing it for me. At first, I didn't know what to do with it. It didn't look like my usual dinner and it vaguely smelled like ...
Posted by Paris on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:13:00 PST |
I hate Carrots! |
After three years of loving baby carrots, I've suddenly decided that I can't stand them, but my mommy thinks I still like them. She keeps trying to feed them to me while saying things like "Eat t...
Posted by Paris on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:13:00 PST |
I've been fooled! |
Seeing how I have a gourmet palet, I've only been eating Alfafa King Timothy Hay. To me, it's the cream of the crop! My mom has tried other timothy hays on me, but I have rejected them all, which vexe...
Posted by Paris on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST |
Am I Finicky? |
My mom thinks I'm a finicky eater, but I think I'm just showing a lot of skill in my eating habits. Here are some of my tricks of the trade.
Romaine
I eat off all the curly dark green leafs and...
Posted by Paris on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST |
